More Random Thoughts

[DarkSimian]

Sometimes I wish I could cum as much as I pee...

 

[LikeableMe]

Sometimes I wish I could cum as much as I pee...

Wouldn’t that take the fun out of it? too much of a good thing!

 

[LikeableMe]

So far, so good

 

[rlaflamme]

A look can say a thousand words, quite often a different thousand than you wanted to convey.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Farting silently is a skill everyone must learn yet no one teaches.

 

[TongueLust]

I bet Dr. Oz fucks like a champ. lol

 

[AbsintheFather]

I haven't posted in TL's thread in a long time.

 

[DarkSimian]

Wouldn’t that take the fun out of it? too much of a good thing!

As I get older, I find I am doing far more of one over the other

 

[just Fran]

looked like yesterday it would warm, but this morning it snowed again

 

[AlpineFresco]

Small towns are the death of creativity. Pretty much doesn't matter what you do if you're stuck there.

 

[mnbreastluver]

When people say “to cut a long story short” they usually say it after having told 99% of the long story already.

 

[blulilacgrl]

When people say “to cut a long story short” they usually say it after having told 99% of the long story already.

That's usually when I respond with "too late!".

 

[mnbreastluver]

That's usually when I respond with "too late!".

Exactly!

Having a police car driving behind you still makes you feel guilty even if you did nothing wrong.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

https://youtu.be/fL-1kHxsavI
^^^^This video LMAO

 

[mnbreastluver]

If your crush was a mind reader she would probably be really creeped out seeing all the imaginary lives you’ve thought up with her.

 

[Misshotndeep]

If your crush was a mind reader she would probably be really creeped out seeing all the imaginary lives you’ve thought up with her.

You will have to tell a few. I am bored and need entertainment. Plus I am a hopeless romantic. Fills the time

 

[Xerxes82]

Some days the only reason I get out of bed and keep going is to spite the lot of 'em.

 

[HBergeron]

Those commercials are kind of funny. I just know they're going to sucker me into eating an Arby's sandwich for maybe the first time in 30 years. (they always sucked!)

 

[ydahecnot]

Exactly!

Having a police car driving behind you still makes you feel guilty even if you did nothing wrong.

Soo this!

 

[Misshotndeep]

I have been in this uber romantic mood. As a single lady, I have no one to direct it yo or even cause it. Damn standards.

 

[XBeautifulSoulX]

I might not be at my physical best but my mind is still sharp asf.

 

[mnbreastluver]

You can masturbate to simulate sex, but you can’t hug yourself to simulate the loving touch of another human.

 

[John_Q_Public]

Once I knew someone... but then they changed.

...or had they change because I didn't know them and when they became comfortable with me, they showed who they really were?

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Majority of the people on LIT are married or in a relationship. I think LIT should have a section named LIT SINGLES ( kind of like you have the GB,PG,AM PICS etc.etc.), for single people to group up and chat, where everyone posting there is expected to be single. Just my thoughts

 

[LikeableMe]

I’m thinking these earlier finishes might actually be working for me