More Random Thoughts

[rlaflamme]

Those dreams that feel real are just teases.

 

[mnbreastluver]

We really underestimate our ability to not roll off the bed every time we sleep.

 

[PattiJolene]

Lol...I have to go. BYE!!!!!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

That random interview by someone from the state was actually short, to the point, productive, and in my favor. Who'd have thunk it?

 

[DarkSimian]

Talking to my mom on the phone and she tells me, “you’re really pretty when you curl your hair and put on makeup.” Gee, thanks mom, no wonder I have low self esteem.

I think you are really pretty regardless, but I might be a bit biased

 

[dashie33]

If you're not actually laughing out loud, don't put LOL anywhere in the sentence. It's not a piece of punctuation, it's something that has a definite meaning.

 

[done_got_old]

If you're not actually laughing out loud, don't put LOL anywhere in the sentence. It's not a piece of punctuation, it's something that has a definite meaning.

LIMH...

 

[PNWKitten]

LIMH...

Now I am!

 

[hotoldrguy]

LIMH...

 

[mnbreastluver]

You are unable to pass though a mirror to another dimension, because you're blocking yourself.

 

[Xerxes82]

In Scooby Doo, every mystery the group encountered had a logical explanation behind it. In fact the only unexplainable phenomenon was a dog that could fucking talk.

Scooby snacks. The smoke constantly pouring from the Mystery Machine. And this remains unexplainable to you?

 

[mnbreastluver]

Scooby snacks. The smoke constantly pouring from the Mystery Machine. And this remains unexplainable to you?

I guess I never noticed the smoke.

Humans like to relax to the sounds of birds screaming for sex.

 

[TongueLust]

Yes, you do.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you press the clitoris and the g-spot at the same time the vagina takes a screenshot

 

[mnbreastluver]

If dirty talk turns you on, your genitals are technically voice-activated

 

[JennyNo1]

If dirty talk turns you on, your genitals are technically voice-activated

*LIKE*

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

If you press the clitoris and the g-spot at the same time the vagina takes a screenshot

Lmao! That made me snort. You're funny!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

My random thought is: Maybe another one in May? Would be really great! Two would be even better!!

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you handcuff a deaf person, you're technically robbing them of their freedom of speech.

 

[TongueLust]

It's still the same shit.

 

[catherinewheel77]

Now I know how Joan of Arc felt

 

[John_Q_Public]

Now I know how Joan of Arc felt

Smokin' hot or the cross dressing thing?

 

[catherinewheel77]

Smokin' hot or the cross dressing thing?

Both, John. Both.

 

[John_Q_Public]

Both, John. Both.

#mind blown

 

[Spanky1372]

Now I know how Joan of Arc felt

As the flames rose to her roman nose and her walkman started to melt?