More Random Thoughts

[Shi_One81]

To the ass wipe who outted me locally in the lifestyle I hope you rot in fucking hell. If I ever come face to face with you we’ll find out how I look in prison orange.

 

[13Fantasies]

To the ass wipe who outted me locally in the lifestyle I hope you rot in fucking hell. If I ever come face to face with you we’ll find out how I look in prison orange.

Wow...that sucks.

Sorry, hun. -Hugs-

 

[AlwaysFara]

To the ass wipe who outted me locally in the lifestyle I hope you rot in fucking hell. If I ever come face to face with you we’ll find out how I look in prison orange.

Ooof. I know how that feels.
I’m sorry.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

WTF Wednesday gives me a chance
to not give a fuck about much at all.

Is that a thing? It should totally be a thing.

I might need to make a thread...

 

[mnbreastluver]

No matter how fast you are driving, you sometimes feel that everyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone going faster than you is a maniac.

 

[DarkSimian]

I am not normally an ass man, but the waitress at Chili's has a fine booty. mmmmmm, yes!

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

I'm starting to become a big fan of Senator Graham. I disagree with him on a few things but I'd trade both of our Senators for him.

 

[Richard_C]

I think it’s all going to Hell in a hand basket.

 

[mnbreastluver]

“Under New Management” signs are basically saying, “We are no longer pricks anymore.”

 

[AlwaysFara]

So eager, like a little bitch.

 

[Misshotndeep]

“Under New Management” signs are basically saying, “We are no longer pricks anymore.”

You have way to much time on your hands or ADHD with all the random stuff you think. I applaud you for sharing with all of us.

 

[mnbreastluver]

You have way to much time on your hands or ADHD with all the random stuff you think. I applaud you for sharing with all of us.

Why, thank you.

When people in films fight giant monsters, the monsters are always slow and clumsy with bad aim. That's what it must be like to a fly when we're trying to swat them.

 

[Xerxes82]

That surprises me not at all.

 

[HBergeron]

This shit is getting ridiculous. There's no reason to defend or vilify Creepy Uncle Joe - I don't think he ever had bad intentions, but what fucking adult doesn't know the 'acceptable' lengths to which you can go before you're breaching somebody else's personal space?

If he truly learns that you just don't get to do that, then let it fucking go already.

 

[XBeautifulSoulX]

I wonder if my tattooist will make a hospital visit? I kinda want to get my scalp covered in hearts and flowers.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I wonder if my tattooist will make a hospital visit? I kinda want to get my scalp covered in hearts and flowers.

I think that would be awesome!!

 

[XBeautifulSoulX]

I think that would be awesome!!

Maybe fill in the gaps with bright pink tribal art
Now that would be a fashion statement

 

[PNWKitten]

So bizarre. huh. wasnt expecting that.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Maybe fill in the gaps with bright pink tribal art
Now that would be a fashion statement

Yes. I think that would be beautiful..

 

[Apisto42]

I wonder what she’d look like with my balls in her mouth?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Hell, yes. Nothing like the sight of a nattily-dressed man to make me bright-eyed and bushy-tailed first thing in the morning.

 

[mnbreastluver]

You can either keep scrolling or let this be the last post you see today. Either choice will set your life on a different path forever.

 

[PNWKitten]

I really want something sweet. Lindor truffle or pb cups

 

[EctoJohn]

Meatloaf is weird if you think about it too hard.
You take a large piece of meat, grind it down into tiny bits,
only to wind up taking the effort to stick it back together into
a large piece of meat that you just wind up roasting and slicing anyway.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you have a wet dream your underwear become an actual dream catcher.