More Random Thoughts

[JennyNo1]

Somewhere in the multiverse, it's 85 and sunny right now, and I'm jealous of that universe...

Just wait 'til Thursday.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you send your nudes in a compressed file they have to unzip to see you naked.

 

[rlaflamme]

The odd feeling when everything on your body is hot,, except your feet, those are like ice. How odd.

 

[DarkSimian]

Well, I had an "Uncle Buck" moment with a 5 yr old last night at work...

"Where are your kids?"
"I don't have any..."
"Why?"
"Its a long story...I'm just an uncle."
"Where's your wife?"
"I don't have one...it's a longer story..."

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Everybody's talkin' at me... I can't hear a word they're sayin'... I'm just drivin' around in Jon Voight's car...

 

[ydahecnot]

Methinks the kitten had wings

 

[beachbaby179]

Being alone is what I wanted. Right? Be careful what you wish for, people.

 

[CamronsInsider]

Being alone is what I wanted. Right? Be careful what you wish for, people.

you don't have to be alone with all of us!

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

I hope Nick Foles signs with Jacksonville and has a horrible year before fading back into obscurity.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Being alone is what I wanted. Right? Be careful what you wish for, people.

Being alone is different than lonely, which you know.
Now you can breathe, lady.

 

[mnbreastluver]

It's sad that having real ingredients in food products is a selling point.

 

[Spins]

Sometimes you see an AV and just have to say, "Fuck!"

 

[emsway]

Step away from the kittens, ems...

 

[Destinys_Desire]

Happy we didn't get more rain today.

 

[ydahecnot]

Strangest. Posting history. Ever.

 

[PNWKitten]

I think I really need those Cheetah print loafers....

 

[rlaflamme]

People spend more time window shopping or browsing shopping online for things they cannot afford than actually buying things.

 

[ydahecnot]

I don’t like the smell of potshots in the morning

 

[SassySheDevil]

This Documentary is really messed up

 

[PattiJolene]

It's nice to see the sun....

 

[Xerxes82]

Progress of a sort is still technically progress.

 

[ydahecnot]

For a leg man, the Boots Are Made for Walking video is the holy grail. Too bad Nancy Sinatra looks too much like Frank

 

[barefootgirl69]

Fuck off

 

[mnbreastluver]

Fuck off

If it was jack off I just might consider it.


Women will never appreciate how much men help clean spots inside the toilet bowl while peeing.

 

[barefootgirl69]

If it was jack off I just might consider it.


Women will never appreciate how much men help clean spots inside the toilet bowl while peeing.

As if you ever needed permission for that!