More Random Thoughts

[angelofthenorth]

cheers for that!

 

[mnbreastluver]

One of the most fulfilling moments in life is to wake up and enjoy a cuddle with someone; unless you are in prison that is.

 

[boo56]

I shall require a male subject for this demonstration. Nominations, anyone?

Um, what does this man have to do?

 

[Cymru6969]

People who pick their noses while driving must think that they are invisible

 

[starrynightin64]

Since my ex doesn't post here, I'm going to assume you weren't talking about my post.

No unless he's the asshat on Facebook who tried to mess with me

 

[cole4258]

One must be careful when volunteering

 

[barefootgirl69]

Remember BeBe's kids?
They've now grown up and one just parked next to me.

 

[mnbreastluver]

The internet is a collection of people's thoughts, which is probably why there's so much porn online

 

[Xerxes82]

I honestly wouldn't know what to do with a place where I felt like I belonged. I feel like paranoia would be the only obvious response available.

My inner Admiral Ackbar screaming away into the infinite.

 

[Demons_Run]

I hope they know what they did.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Sticking your finger in her nose is still penetration.

 

[beachbaby179]

Sticking your finger in her nose is still penetration.

My random thought? Stick your finger in my nose and that's what he ONLY penetration you're going to get.

 

[mnbreastluver]

My random thought? Stick your finger in my nose and that's what he ONLY penetration you're going to get.

You know me! It was only suppose to be funny.

 

[beachbaby179]

You know me! It was only suppose to be funny.

I knew that.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I knew that.

And hear I thought you must be having a bad day.

 

[catherinewheel77]

I’ll bet she’s not a fan of anal. Or swallowing.

 

[Xerxes82]

Mint and chocolate might be better friends than peanut butter and chocolate.

 

[Cymru6969]

How did Lou Gehrig know that he had his own disease?
Hard to see that one coming.

 

[TongueLust]

Great quality menswear and accessories.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Porn gives people an unrealistic expectation on how soon you can get a cable repair man.

 

[HBergeron]

I had no idea at the time how appropriate it was when my really short buddy Stan and I didn't have enough money for two plane tickets, so we bundled him up inside a big suitcase for our trip to Pakistan.

 

[Tedfkats]

I wonder if 799 or 800 would be a better number.

 

[KarenB59]

What did I do this time?

 

[catherinewheel77]

L’chaim, motherfucker.

 

[lurkingguy1978]

The only thing worse than mashed potatoes are lumpy mashed potatoes.