More Random Thoughts

[Apisto42]

Is there someone out there that actually reads all of the terms and conditions?

There’s terms and conditions?

 

[EyeStruggle]

Nobody likes looking in the TRUTH mirror, the reflection is usually MORE than we want to see...

 

[mnbreastluver]

There’s terms and conditions?

Apparently

Pringles cans are like a pickpocketing tutorial that gets progressively harder.

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

Apparently

Pringles cans are like a pickpocketing tutorial that gets progressively harder.

You're killing me today...

 

[DarkSimian]

Why do some women have a zero tolerance policy for men's bullshit, both others have an infinity capacity?

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

Why do some women have a zero tolerance policy for men's bullshit, both others have an infinity capacity?

It's an ON/OFF switch. Not a scale.

 

[DarkSimian]

It's an ON/OFF switch. Not a scale.

Obviously, I've been flicking the wrong button

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

Obviously, I've been flicking the wrong button

We'll have to work on button identification...

 

[DarkSimian]

We'll have to work on button identification...

*puts on the Dunce cap*

 

[michael1966b]

We'll have to work on button identification...

mmmmm... thinking of one button that is guaranteed to satisfy!

 

[Apisto42]

Obviously, I've been flicking the wrong button

We'll have to work on button identification...

That’s my problem. I end up pushing all the buttons...

 

[emsway]

Bombs away.

 

[snexxer]

Whoever invented currency was a banker.

 

[TongueLust]

If they meant harm, that's probably why they are on fire.
If that's the case, I will not intervene.

 

[makemewet69]

I’m about to just give up

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

I’m about to just give up

I hope not but sometimes you just have to..

 

[catherinewheel77]

https://78.media.tumblr.com/47cfeb047a5e518b5fd2d336a3811e8f/tumblr_miv9cjSpXr1qzsuffo1_500.png

 

[Bdm20]

Has anyone yet referred to trump as the Twittiot In Chief?

 

[mnbreastluver]

The best thing to say when pulling out anal beads is "The winning Powerball numbers are...."

 

[ydahecnot]

The best thing to say when pulling out anal beads is "The winning Powerball numbers are...."

This is a disturbing new direction

 

[JennyNo1]

I admit, I get jealous when I see guys I've played with flirt with others sometimes. But they are not allowed to do the same.

 

[emsway]

I may have found my zen.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

I admit, I get jealous when I see guys I've played with flirt with others sometimes. But they are not allowed to do the same.

Ohhh man, just thinking about jealousy lol

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Gonna be a long weekend. :/ *sigh*

 

[mnbreastluver]

Adele has a lot of songs about failed relationships, but she doesn't have any about giving blowjobs. There's probably a connection there.