More Random Thoughts

[emsway]

Eight days? What, am I going for a record here?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I'm not sure what to think of this "contracting after retiring" thing.....I thought I'd feel.....something....excitement, happiness at seeing former co-workers....the money is good, but...meh...

 

[papadoc19]

Ms. with your married name is really an odd combination

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

It's the ultimate punishment, and never-ending confirmation of my greatest fear.

 

[curvyangel1969]

Just when you think it's safe to go back in the water. (Cue Jaws theme music)

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

It's never safe. Stick your toe in the water and it's the Kraken all over again.

 

[curvyangel1969]

I'm fresh out of the heads of Medusa too.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

*starts shopping list*

 

[_valkyrie_]

I miss the piano, though.

 

[TongueLust]

I want to see proof.

 

[sultan_sd]

I make zero impact

 

[papadoc19]

I know that feeling

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I make zero impact

I know that feeling

I'm sure that's not true.

 

[papadoc19]

How many pairs of thermals should a person have?

 

[TongueLust]

I'm repetitious, so what?

 

[numeniusa]

I'm repetitious, so what?

Practice makes perfect...

 

[TongueLust]

Practice makes perfect...

Suddenly my mind went...

 

[iLackBrainCells]

That's the last time I do that then.

 

[DarkSimian]

I'm fresh out of the heads of Medusa too.

Cut of one head, two more shall take its place. Hail Hydra!

 

[papadoc19]

I see the commercials but I can't recall the last time I saw anyone driving around in a Buick

 

[Downundergirl79]

Hungry..

 

[mnbreastluver]

When people finish having sex in movies and then immediately lay there and start talking, she either has a vagina full of semen or he is wearing a used condom the entire time.

 

[papadoc19]

Is it sad that I completely forgot that I had been blown off?

 

[mnbreastluver]

If someone else caused you as much trouble as you cause yourself by procrastinating, that person would be your sworn enemy

 

[papadoc19]

Is it possible I am becoming more sensitive to light?