More Random Thoughts

[ydahecnot]

What if Fox or someone started a late night talk show for conservatives starring Tim Allen. Once you get past Chuck Norris, Jenny McCarthy and Patricia Heaton, who would the guests be. As for musical guests, it's Ted Nugent, Charlie Daniels, Lee Greenwood, and....??

 

[papadoc19]

As of today, my favorite Soundgarden song takes on a whole new meaning...

 

[Lia Monde]

If Climate Change is not causing these bizarre weather patterns, then the dieties are sure screwing with us.

 

[papadoc19]

I could go for a icee

 

[BlackCashmere]

Jared Kushner...

His activities are usually ones that would be carried out by Potus or Secretary of State...

I just don't get it...

 

[LadyJS]

https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/with-the-shit-going-on-in-this-world-did-i-ever-pick-the-wrong-time-to-quit-drinking-b0896.png

 

[mnbreastluver]

The objective in golf is to play the least amount of golf.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

The sensitivity on this mouse is, well, sensitive.

 

[neakman]

why is an open mouth so much sexier than a closed one?

 

[Lia Monde]

Dreams can influence reality if you follow them.

 

[papadoc19]

Why would you run through the sprinklers when you have a pool?

 

[wildebird]

Soft, rainy summer evenings are simply the best.

 

[jameslewis]

I will always be grateful to my father: for the useful skills he taught me; for many of his beliefs and values; and for passing on his sense of appreciation for simple pleasures.

But, dammit Dad, why did you also have to pass on your compulsion to grow a perfect lawn?? So many hours that could be spent fishing, hiking, reading - - all wasted seeding, fertilizing, weeding, and mowing. Thanks a bunch.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I will always be grateful to my father: for the useful skills he taught me; for many of his beliefs and values; and for passing on his sense of appreciation for simple pleasures.

But, dammit Dad, why did you also have to pass on your compulsion to grow a perfect lawn?? So many hours that could be spent fishing, hiking, reading - - all wasted seeding, fertilizing, weeding, and mowing. Thanks a bunch.

*pounce* I get the first kisses on Lit! I saw you first!

 

[jameslewis]

*pounce* I get the first kisses on Lit! I saw you first!

for your wonderful heart

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I will always be grateful to my father: for the useful skills he taught me; for many of his beliefs and values; and for passing on his sense of appreciation for simple pleasures.

But, dammit Dad, why did you also have to pass on your compulsion to grow a perfect lawn?? So many hours that could be spent fishing, hiking, reading - - all wasted seeding, fertilizing, weeding, and mowing. Thanks a bunch.

jameslewis is here!

maybe not so random

 

[JennyNo1]

I had forgotten how good a movie The Godfather is.

 

[emsway]

Why me?

 

[ydahecnot]

82 a day??

 

[emsway]

There's oblique, and then there's upside down.

 

[Azuldrgon]

There's oblique, and then there's upside down.

*hugs*

 

[mnbreastluver]

I bet that some dogs have “dog-friends” they have never seen, just regularly exchange smells on posts.

 

[papadoc19]

I need to work on being more detached

 

[afriendg]

Once again, I've come to realize the truth to the statement that advice is what you ask for when you already know the truth, and you don't like it.

 

[pfflyerhot]

Please someone...

teach me how not to give a shit about ... shit.