More Random Thoughts

[JennyNo1]

Should I have turkey again today?

Well DUH! It's only one day after Thanksgiving - of course!

 

[john7771]

Well DUH! It's only one day after Thanksgiving - of course!

It did taste very good

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Well DUH! It's only one day after Thanksgiving - of course!

Laughs! Love it.

 

[Chimptron]

I wish I was an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once.

 

[papadoc19]

They were a lot more deferential to Castro than they were to Pinochet...I wonder why?

 

[ydahecnot]

GB is over that way

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I love Josie the turtle!

 

[papadoc19]

That would be an awkward conversation

 

[Jamiegeo]

I wish I was an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once.

The first thing i'd do after slapping 8 at a time would be to eat nutella from inside the jar..

 

[papadoc19]

For the life of me, I do not understand why people feel the need to engage in puffery with me...I would be nice and friendly to you without it...in fact you doing so makes me less inclined to do so because it shows how little you actually think of me that you think I need to have my ego fluffed.

 

[ydahecnot]

You'd turn down a fluffer?

 

[papadoc19]

You'd turn down a fluffer?

If it is in regards to my ego, yes

 

[BlackCashmere]

For the life of me, I do not understand why people feel the need to engage in puffery with me...I would be nice and friendly to you without it...in fact you doing so makes me less inclined to do so because it shows how little you actually think of me that you think I need to have my ego fluffed.

Whew!!!!!...so glad I was grandfathered in on the puffery stuff...you know thats how I roll ...and thankfully you tolerate me...

 

[papadoc19]

Wouldn't a hippopotamus be a dangerous pet?

 

[SimplyMsT]

But you're a potato ...

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Flaky is only good in a pastry.

 

[papadoc19]

Elves on shelves are scary looking

 

[SimplyMsT]

Rolling like thunder
Under the covers

 

[Latexisland]

What's the point in tinsel

 

[sogrl90]

I hope I don't have to get married by proxy.

 

[papadoc19]

So Desiigner made a rap song about the protagonist from the Fairy Oddparents? Interesting?

 

[Gerontion]

There must be a direct proportion between the number of urban freeways in an area, and the number of asshole drivers.

 

[BeautifulBlueSky218]

Talking about Astrology

http://ind5.ccio.co/s7/TA/Y7/def40cb38551bceac3e2ec571be466da.jpg
The sex with my old boyfriend was so intense and he was a Virgo. I remember I tried dating someone new and once it was over my old boyfriend came to my mind and almost immediately I got excited by thinking of him. Once he hung out again, I could feel the static between us. He tries to ignore my glances sometimes and then he looks at me and notices little things about me. When he showed me his new truck, he caught me because I almost lost my balance. The minute he caught me, I saw the grin on his face and loved the way he looked at me. Trust me sex with a Virgo will never be forgotten and they'll never forget you either. You'll always end up staying on their mind. Even if they don't talk to you everyday, you'll always be remembered. Virgo's are amazing and one of the best astrology signs in the zodiac. Virgo's love protecting their woman, cherishing her, loving her. They do become critical sometimes of the person they love, never take it personally though. Deep down their self critical of themselves. They beat themselves up way too often. So never give up on them and support them. Some people may hate Astrology or think it's bullcrap, but I do find a lot of similarities with my old boyfriend. A lot of the Virgo traits fit him. I think it's almost shocking. It's what made me want to read about Astrology in the first place. Because I wanted to see if any of it fit him. So to all you Virgo's out there. You're amazing!!

 

[DoRaMe]

Just waiting out the snowstorm. Glad I went to the store last night. 8" to 10"....

 

[ydahecnot]

Well what can I say?

Oh, the snow.

(I was totally lying, anyway)