More Random Thoughts

If my daughter loses one of her games today, I don’t have to go to another one at 8:00 tomorrow morning. Hmmm
 
If women have Victoria's Secret, what do men have to impress females or even themselves?
 
Is it because my friend looks like Zac Efron, or that Zac Efron looks like my friend, that's why I've always found my friend slightly intimidating, and enjoyed crushing on Zac Efron??
 
Hey, are we in the same place at the same time? :eek: Good to meet you, forty. I kinda told him a few years ago, and he laughed. That's all he needs to know. :D

Good to meet you too. I get the feeling from others that you’re awesome. No pressure.
 
Good to meet you too. I get the feeling from others that you’re awesome. No pressure.

LMAO! Oh fuck, don't EVER listen to other people on here. Most people here are carazy weird. I'm like the only person who is proper normal. :cool:
 
LMAO! Oh fuck, don't EVER listen to other people on here. Most people here are carazy weird. I'm like the only person who is proper normal. :cool:

Sure, you keep telling yourself that. I have no interest in being normal or in meeting normal people, hence why I joined the forum on an erotica site :)
 
Sure, you keep telling yourself that. I have no interest in being normal or in meeting normal people, hence why I joined the forum on an erotica site :)

No interest in meeting normal people... after I just told you I was normal... oh, damn, that was a burn and a half! :eek:

(I don't normally do this, because my humour speaks for itself, but since you don't know me, I'll just point out that I'm joking. I don't normally point out that I'm joking, because I'm so damned funny that it's normally obvious, but since you don't like normal, maybe you would miss it... :p)
 
No interest in meeting normal people... after I just told you I was normal... oh, damn, that was a burn and a half! :eek:

(I don't normally do this, because my humour speaks for itself, but since you don't know me, I'll just point out that I'm joking. I don't normally point out that I'm joking, because I'm so damned funny that it's normally obvious, but since you don't like normal, maybe you would miss it... :p)

Sorry - no burn intended!

Thanks for pointing out your joke, which I would probably have spotted (but not definitely!)
 
Sorry - no burn intended!

Thanks for pointing out your joke, which I would probably have spotted (but not definitely!)

Haha! Phew, I'd hate to have to put you on my Prick with a Dick list so soon.

(FYI for future reference: there's only one way to get off that list, and that's to send me a dick pic, that will be judged based on girth, length, etc. Should it reach an acceptable score, then you get bumped to my Gagged Dick list - where you can only speak to me when I want to use your dick. For now, you get Friendly Dick status, well done. :D)
 
Time slows to a snail's pace when one is waiting for dinner and after-dinner sex to happen. Six more hours? Ugh!
 
Some weeks, I'm constantly here and other weeks, I'm almost never here.

This week has been one of those other weeks.

I don't really have much to say these days and lately, I find myself becoming increasingly isolated from others.

I think this qualifies as a random thought.
 
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