More Random Thoughts

[SMNaughtywife]

Pets the poor lost kitty and scratches behind its ears.
Ahhhh... poor lil thing.

 

[BlackCashmere]

What kind of nun is Sister Jean?

Are there different kinds?

 

[makemewet69]

Everyone officially knows about our engagement, going to look at dresses next Friday.

 

[BlackCashmere]

Everyone officially knows about our engagement, going to look at dresses next Friday.

I am SO happy for you...How exciting...So much fun looking for the dress...awwww

 

[mnbreastluver]

Package thefts are probably down significantly in Austin, Texas.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I shouldn't have to work this hard.

 

[Farawyn]

Package thefts are probably down significantly in Austin, Texas.

Too soon?

 

[mnbreastluver]

Too soon?

Lol I came so close to saying that too. But if I waited a few days it would have been irreverent.

 

[KarenB59]

I have some new gardening tools. That's step one. No need to rush.

 

[interestedtoknow]

I have some new gardening tools. That's step one. No need to rush.

Need a plow?

 

[Beachgirl22]

Radishes'. Are there any nutritional value of eating a radish?

 

[papadoc19]

Radishes'. Are there any nutritional value of eating a radish?

Yes...next question

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Men are like drugs. I get hooked on one and life is warm and sweet. Until they're gone.

Withdrawals are a bitch.

 

[snexxer]

Why when you have more friends does the world seem quieter?

 

[papadoc19]

It is odd that I am working harder to give them my business than they are to receive it.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I sense a schooling coming on

 

[mnbreastluver]

Sex between a man and a woman usually involves the woman doing everything she can to orgasm while the man does everything he can to not orgasm

 

[Downundergirl79]

I’m sure there is a logical explanation... but I won’t be buying it..

 

[LucianaGrace]

Trusting the advice of a perpetually bubbly person seems like a risky decision. They have either not really experienced anything of great hardship, and have had no opportunity to build empathy and learn. Or they treat life with no real depth of conviction.

But...this particular individual was nice to listen to, so it wasn’t a complete waste of time.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If anything, other than cheese, smells like cheese, there is cause for concern

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dude, you could have handled that with more tact. Just sayin'.

 

[TongueLust]

It's not going to happen. #Thirsty

 

[ydahecnot]

Men are like drugs. I get hooked on one and life is warm and sweet. Until they're gone.

Withdrawals are a bitch.

But we gotta pull out sometime

 

[papadoc19]

So Grown-ish is a thing?

 

[Downundergirl79]

You would think the supermarkets were shut for a whole year by how busy they are...it’s only one day peoples!!!!!!!!
You can go back Saturday...it even says on the store door.