More Random Thoughts

[lurkingguy1978]

All too often, events in life are guaranteed to happen in such a way as to make your head spin and your heart lurch.

 

[TongueLust]

Some old responses make me cringe.

 

[LikeableMe]

I might get my hair cut during the week. It’s a couple of months overdue!

 

[Saucy_Minx_2_Flirt_With]

First thing in the morning you're a freaking asshoooole??!!

 

[LikeableMe]

First thing in the morning you're a freaking asshoooole??!!

It just comes naturally for some! They can’t switch it off

 

[sneb]

We create our illusions and fall in love. What we see, we fantasize about eventually in the end. What goes around, comes hurtling around.

 

[LikeableMe]

I might go to the zoo next week. The idea just popped in my head, and I won’t have to pay, so why not?

 

[AbsintheFather]

I have become comfortably numb

 

[Saucy_Minx_2_Flirt_With]

It just comes naturally for some! They can’t switch it off

He unfortunately does it ohhhh too well uughh!?!?

I'm not gonna shake his hand and give him a kiss in church when it's time to say " Peace be with you "

 

[mnbreastluver]

Pinoccio's nose could've been used as an endless supply of lumber.

 

[LikeableMe]

A fortune cookie told me I will get my deepest desire. I don’t like it when fortune cookies lie. They are supposed to be wise, and all knowing!

(Yes, sarcasm for those who don’t know me lol)

 

[mnbreastluver]

All someone needs to do is genetically engineer a horse to grow a horn, and that person will be rich.

 

[TongueLust]

Meh, fuck it.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you watch Jeopardy! backwards it is a show where people pay Alex Trebek to explain what things are to them.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

What's funny is that I went to school with this woman

https://katv.com/news/local/paterni...joe-bidens-son-hunter-biden-by-arkansas-woman

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I think google ate some of my emails.

 

[rlaflamme]

Words are easy, actions require a bit more.

 

[mnbreastluver]

We say "Don't let the bedbugs bite", but we really have no way of preventing bedbugs bites while we're asleep. We're completely at the mercy of our bedbug overlords.

 

[TongueLust]

I want to attend a Damon Lawner dinner party.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I like sleeping with headphones. Like, on my ears. Not fucking them.

 

[BeautifulBlueSky218]

Omg my period is horrible. I hate it....

 

[mnbreastluver]

There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing right next to you and you would have no idea.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

I dislike all of the Democratic candidates running for president but.. I'd fuck the shit out of Amy Klobuchar and Tulsi Gabbard

I bet Klobuchar would let me fuck her in the ass.

 

[mnbreastluver]

There will be a generation of kids who wont know why typing 80085 is funny

 

[rlaflamme]

I need to get better at regulating the temperature…