More Random Thoughts

[mnbreastluver]

A poptart is basically a ravioli.

 

[LikeableMe]

When I first bought these pyjamas trousers they went to just below my belly button. Now they sit beneath my boobs! Yay for weight loss

 

[LikeableMe]

The playful words from my childhood “missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me!” Have suddenly taken on a whole new meaning..

 

[Beachgirl22]

I'm really tempted to go home and box away all my winter clothes, but something is telling me not to box everything away yet.

 

[Joxlrg]

You can box it up.. It's over.. Maybe keep out one sweater.. But the deal is.. If you need the sweater.. You wont need a bra!!

 

[DarkSimian]

First day of vacation, but do I get to relax....nooooooo

 

[mnbreastluver]

The only lucky rabbit's feet are still attached to rabbits.

 

[TongueLust]

Hmm...

 

[VoraciousValue]

I'm hot and sweaty. Not in that horny way either.

 

[LikeableMe]

I’m so tired that everything hurts. I must get to bed ASAP

 

[LikeableMe]

Sometimes things that fall apart, fall back together.

I really hope that’s true

 

[mnbreastluver]

Pornstars are fucking assholes at work.

 

[Endless_Night]

I need a lap. And pets. And hair strokes.

NOOOOOOW!!!



Errr. I feel compelled to add that is in the nature of a blurt rather than an actual request.

 

[hotoldrguy]

How badly do I need this job?

 

[Misshotndeep]

I feel the urge to go day drinking. I can't because of work but oddly it is there.

 

[LikeableMe]

I don’t want to work today but it will probably be a good distraction. Day off tomorrow, but then I’ll have my long anticipated medical appointment the day after, and then straight back into my work week! I’m hoping I can get away with fortnightly appointments, as I’ve got packing etc to fit in! I’ll get there eventually, I always do somehow!

 

[Joxlrg]

It HAS to warm up sooner or later!!!!!

 

[mnbreastluver]

The difference between "Fuck Buddies" and "Friends with Benefits" is which part of the relationship comes first.

 

[TongueLust]

It sucks when she says to be careful with people who aren't being genuine with you. *Sigh*

 

[mnbreastluver]

Instead of chugging your water like an idiot in front of snickering TSA employees; Empty your water bottle in their trash bin in front of them and put it back in your luggage, therefore asserting your dominance

 

[Misshotndeep]

Under valuing a person is the same as insulting them. Be careful what you say to those you care for. They may just find a better place to be.

 

[mnbreastluver]

In the world of automobiles, rental cars are probably seen as prostitutes.

 

[done_got_old]

In the world of automobiles, rental cars are probably seen as prostitutes.

Too funny!

 

[LikeableMe]

I had to discipline someone, and break up a fight today. This job is really going to toughen me up!

 

[Misshotndeep]

I had to discipline someone, and break up a fight today. This job is really going to toughen me up!

Let's get ready to rumble!!!