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If someone stopped reading "The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck" halfway through, the book accomplished what it set out to do.
 
Given recent events, I go back to something Norm MacDonald said on SNL News in the mid 90s

"There are 3 things I know; Michael Jackson is a child molester, OJ is a murderer, and Germans love David Hasselhoff!"
 
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Having to flush a toilet twice is basically telling a bunch of engineers that they don't know shit
 
The human brain says it’s the most important organ in the human body, and then blames the heart for all the stupid choices you made, and your penis for all the other stupid choices you made.
 
I crack me up. On quite a few occasions, I find I am PMing back and forth with a woman that has an AmPic thread - and I don't know about it for a LONG time...makes me feel like a total dufus...
 
Six more hours and I can finally sleep. For maybe 4, but it's better than nothing.
 
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