More Random Thoughts

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Maybe some Madden will help me sleep.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Humans will lick each other’s buttholes but request a new fork if it falls on the floor.

 

[DarkSimian]

Social media has made it too simple for people to disrespect others and not get punched in the face for it

On this, we can agree....

Lol...who puts their real # out there?

Want to call me? Dial 1-800-MIXALOT, even white boys got ta shout...

 

[DarkSimian]

"And every single meeting with his so-called superior...is a humiliating kick in the crotch...."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTovoxSNH9g

 

[ydahecnot]

Ha! I hope that hooker laughed at his small penis

 

[Guyblue82]

If you choose the open urinal that is not the furthest distance from others, you are messing with nature's delicate balance

 

[Richard_C]

That car makes me want to shoot it!!!

 

[dashie33]

Slept pretty good (five-plus hours), then couldn't get back to sleep until after seven once I got back from work. Stupid brain.

 

[TongueLust]

I love my Tarot girls.🕯

 

[mnbreastluver]

While tickling yourself has no effect, we got lucky with masturbation.

 

[DarkSimian]

Bohemian Rhapsody is an amazing movie. I highly recommend it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUJkCXE4sAA

 

[doowopdoowop]

Cat's got the 6am zoomies!

 

[rlaflamme]

A nice cold beer is so much more satisfying after a long day.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Porn intros are there to check your volume.

 

[PWilton]

Porn intros are there to check your volume.

My policy prior to clicking on a porn video is to press the mute button on my desktop; then I can release it when the din dies down....

 

[kurrginatorX]

I think I'm addicted to The Playground

 

[Girly_girl]

I guess I really have changed since I started on here

 

[base10]

I guess I really have changed since I started on here

How so if you don't mind sharing?

 

[Richard_C]

I have a nasty head cold. Yuck!!!

 

[ashesatwork]

my feet are freezing

 

[Willingtoshare]

I want bacon.

 

[DarkSimian]

When I was 7 yrs old, I told my mom I wanted this played at my funeral.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY

 

[beachbaby179]

When I was 7 yrs old, I told my mom I wanted this played at my funeral.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY

Two thoughts...
One. It's good to see you back.
Two. That's the exact beat you're supposed to use for CPR. It's how I learned from my instructor. He played it during class.
You can also use Another One Bites the Dust. But...no.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

I think I'm sick.

Blehhh.

 

[emsway]

I find it incredibly annoying when the answer to a question I’ve asked is for a completely different question.