More Liberal Insanity: School Bake Sales Banned in MA

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Sounds like The Onion, but it's true.
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Bake sales, the calorie-laden standby cash-strapped classrooms, PTAs and booster clubs rely on, will be outlawed from public schools as of Aug. 1 as part of new no-nonsense nutrition standards, forcing fundraisers back to the blackboard to cook up alternative ways to raise money for kids.

At a minimum, the nosh clampdown targets so-called “competitive” foods — those sold or served during the school day in hallways, cafeterias, stores and vending machines outside the regular lunch program, including bake sales, holiday parties and treats dished out to reward academic achievement. But state officials are pushing schools to expand the ban 24/7 to include evening, weekend and community events such as banquets, door-to-door candy sales and football games.

The Departments of Public Health and Education contend clearing tables of even whole milk and white bread is necessary to combat an obesity epidemic affecting a third of the state’s 1.5 million students. But parents argue crudites won’t cut it when the bills come due on athletic equipment and band trips.

“If you want to make a quick $250, you hold a bake sale,” said Sandy Malec, vice president of the Horace Mann Elementary School PTO in Newtonville.

Maura Dawley of Scituate said the candy bars her 15-year-old son brought to school to help pay for a youth group trip to Guatemala “sold like wildfire.” She worries the ban “would seriously affect the bottom line of the PTOs.

“The goal is to raise money,” Dawley said. “You’re going to be able to sell pizza. You’re not going to get that selling apples and bananas. It’s silly.”

Food fundraisers have helped send the renowned Danvers High School Falcon Band to the Rose Bowl Parade in California and the 70th anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor in Honolulu. Danvers Parents for Music Education sell fudge because “it still works,” said the group’s president, Matthew Desmond. “Even my wife will buy it.”

Middleboro School Committeeman Brian Giovanoni, whose board will discuss the mandatory meal makeover Thursday night, said, “My concern is we’re regulating what people can eat, and I have a problem with that. I respect the state for what they’re trying to do, but I think they’ve gone off the deep end. I don’t want someone telling me how to do my job as a parent. ... Is the commonwealth of Massachusetts saying our parents are bad parents?”

No, insists Dr. Lauren Smith, DPH’s medical director.

“We’re not trying to get into anyone’s lunch box,” Smith told the Herald. “We know that schools need those clubs and resources. We want them to be sure and have them, but to do them a different way. We have some incredibly innovative, talented folks in schools who are already doing some impressive things, who serve as incontrovertible evidence that, yes, you can do this, and be successful at it.”

State Sen. Susan Fargo (D-Lincoln), chairwoman of the Joint Committee on Public Health, said the problem of overweight children has reached “crisis” proportions.

“If we didn’t have so many kids that were obese, we could have let things go,” Fargo said.

“But,” she added, “this is a major public health problem and these kids deserve a chance at a good, long healthy life.

http://www.bostonherald.com/news/re...ut_of_school_fundraisers/srvc=home&position=0
 
Here, we're still allowed to have cake sales.... but you have to have a label on each item that lists all the ingredients. Without that label, it can't be sold.
Not for obesity - it's to protect all the allergy-prone kids.
 
Here, we're still allowed to have cake sales.... but you have to have a label on each item that lists all the ingredients. Without that label, it can't be sold.
Not for obesity - it's to protect all the allergy-prone kids.

I have no problem with that...at least there is some measure of choice.
 
Were there really enough cases of kids getting sick to justify you needing to label your cakes?
 
Were there really enough cases of kids getting sick to justify you needing to label your cakes?

Honestly, I have no idea.
What I do know, is the parents of kids with allergies seem to have tremendous power here.... so much so that all forms of peanuts or nut products have been banned in schools.
 
This is outrageous! All schoolchildren should have the right to get baked!
 
Every now and then I agree that the government gets too deeply into our lives. This would be one of those times.
 
I don't have a huge problem with this. If their school system says they don't want to peddle fudge onto their morbidly obese students then there shouldn't be an exception for bake sales. Just because something is for a good cause doesn't mean it gets to break the rules.

That being said, any school kid is still free to pack their lunch box full of Snickers bars and call it a lunch. Nobody is being forced to eat healthy - the school system is just saying they're not going to empower a sick lifestyle.
 
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I don't have a huge problem with this. If their school system says they don't want to peddle fudge onto their morbidly obese students then there shouldn't be an exception for bake sales. Just because something is for a good cause doesn't mean it gets to break the rules.

That being said, any school kid is still free to pack their lunch box full of Snickers bars and call it a lunch. Nobody is being forced to eat healthy - the school system is just saying they're not going to empower a sick lifestyle.

What struck me as funny is that caring about the health of children in school is now "liberal insanity".

I guess this means conservatives don't care about children's health. :cool:
 
We've never been allowed to have bake sales...

Our snack time was like... you took your money and went to the cafeteria and bought something. They would have different things on different days. They'd have ice cream one day, then chips, then candy, and sometimes cake and shit- I guess every day was like a bake-sell. But they were never homemade or anything. It was all pre-packaged junk.

This system has not changed. And you know what's a horrible fucking idea? Selling popcycles to 30 5-year-olds and telling me to watch them.

And 3/4 of the class got fucking orange. What the hell is so great about orange? Strawberry's where it's at.
 
Some people die from food allergies. It's not always hives and itching.
 
if the 1% would pay more taxes, then schools could do more!

after all, only 50% of American's pay income tax.

guessing obama won't be happy till 80% of American's don't pay income tax?
 

the other part was me taking a shot at the obama plan for the economy. today less than 50% of American's will pay income tax.

I'm guessing the plan that obama has, or wants for America is for 60-80% of American's not paying income tax and being slaves to the obama government
 
the other part was me taking a shot at the obama plan for the economy. today less than 50% of American's will pay income tax.

I'm guessing the plan that obama has, or wants for America is for 60-80% of American's not paying income tax and being slaves to the obama government

I got that.
 
Some people die from food allergies. It's not always hives and itching.

I understand that, but here's an excerpt from a school newsletter we all got earlier this year...

'We have a new student attending our school, who has a life-threatening nut allergy. In the interests of keeping this student safe in the school environment, we ask that,
- parents discourage their children from eating peanut butter for breakfast
- parents ensure that all packed lunches are checked to ensure no ingredient has been manufactured on machinery that also processes nuts
- parents educate their children to the dangers of other children with allergies coming into contact with allergens.'
 
I got that.

like the great Wayne Gretzky says, you will miss 100% of the shots you don't take. some times, not everything I post is a hit. sad, I know

but I'm here for the people. the people need to be fixed.

is the Merc, KingofOreo, TheTrobe, SeanR, SeanH real people though? they could be an advance cyborg that is running buggy windows 95
 
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