Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[Tio_Narratore]

Get in the sack, Mag; Tio's okay, but he keeps twisting my sword. Can I slip in to you from the backside, while you do your meditation? Maybe you will give me a little piece?

Don't blame me! You always had that weird twist in your organ.

 

[JamesMiehoff]

Don't blame the monkeys! You always had that weird twist in your words.

Using words in a literary fight is unethical!

 

[Hypoxia]

Using swords in a brass-knuckles fight is unethical!

That's what losers always say. Whine, whine, whine. Win or die, comrade.

 

[CharleneBarr]

That's what boozers always say. Wine, wine, wine. White and dry, comrade?

I'm neither here nor there, so I'll have a semi-dry, tovarisch.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Quiqueg, at your service, ma'am!

Tell me, is this a past life you're referring to or a current delusion?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Tell me, is this a fast wife you're referring to or a current diversion?

Could be one and the same.

 

[CharleneBarr]

Could be my Auntie Mame.

The one who said Life is a banquet and most poor suckers starve to death?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The one who said a dick is a banquet and most poor suckers don't get seconds?

You can't reward someone for a job poorly done!

 

[LizVegas79]

Some guys won't reward you for a blowjob poorly done!

What do you mean "stop, just forget it"?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

No, seriously! That woman comes five times within five minutes, when my roommate tickles her uterus! And my shower-jet splashes out the sixth life-threatening orgasm--Every Time Again!

I guess you're happy to just stand there and watch.

 

[CharleneBarr]

I guess you're happy to just stand there and scratch.

OMG is it catching?? We did mix fluids, after all.

 

[MagicaPractica]

OMG is it the fletching?? We did nix druids, after all.

Then who is making the arrows?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Then who is masking the sorrows?

It's not healthy to keep it pent up inside you; go ahead and cry.

 

[MagicaPractica]

It's not healthy to keep it pent up inside you; go ahead and sigh.

I've tried that but then people complain about the wind fanning wildfires!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I've tried that but then people complain about my wild fanny wriggles!

They just don't appreciate a feminine walk.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The gawking is fine with them, but it's the shaving the neighbors complain about.

Tough! If I'm gonna peek, I wanna see a smooth pussy!

 

[CharleneBarr]

It's rough! If I'm gonna peak, I wanna smooth pussy!

Tough! I'm letting my armpit hair grow as well.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I won't argue; is it your place or mine.

Slow up! You haven't even introduced yourself yet!

 

[CharleneBarr]

But... we're naked!

Calm down, Adam, and bite on this.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

It seems like a very bad idea to me; if it goes wrong, I'll blame it on Cain!

If only God had created reality TV sooner.

 

[CharleneBarr]

If only God had created TVs sooner.

He hadn't invented frilly clothes yet.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

He hadn't invented Philly cheesesteak yet.

Such an unenlightened era!!

 

[CharleneBarr]

Such an unenlightened beer!!

My fault, I had to pee into a bottle...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

My fault, I had to pee into a bottom...

This isn't the fetish page, dear.

 

[LizVegas79]

Confess whatever you like, dear. This is the fetish page after all.

If I was famous, I'd probably have even more kidnapping fantasies than I already do.