Michigan Lady?

[kendra1980]

Is a lot like Michigan Women... ya NEVER KNOW!!!

Hey wenchy face,,,,, pay special attention to what I called this thread...

Thus in your case -- the billing fits....

Too bad the clothes do as well... if you wore em about 3x too large they would just fall off in my presence....

yes -- taking away some of the fun-- but expediting the joy...

Expediting the joy....lol

You are something else...I'm trying hard to figure out just what!!

Speaking of MI weather...come burn limbs with us. I've trees down everywhere from last week...

 

[rozezwild]

You remind me of the "good angel / bad angel" voices you get ....

You can be both....

Wench...

Michigan women are suppose to be sweet and pure...

Where the fuck did you hear that??


{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{K}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} i will read it with a magnifying glass

 

[rozezwild]

Expediting the joy....lol

You are something else...I'm trying hard to figure out just what!!

Speaking of MI weather...come burn limbs with us. I've trees down everywhere from last week...

I wanna burn limbs

 

[the_tom_cat]

It's my world...

I can live in it any way I want...

All you babes are virgins till I make love to you...

All of you are members of my World Wide Harem -- just the greater precentage of you do not know it yet...




I am on a mission from God...

 

[rozezwild]

I can live in it any way I want...

All you babes are virgins till I make love to you...

All of you are members of my World Wide Harem -- just the greater precentage of you do not know it yet...




I am on a mission from God...

OH man -- do you know what a spew alert is??

that needed one

*grumbles as i clean the screen*

 

[the_tom_cat]

My customers call it...

Spit Alerts....

Once they see the Kitty photo -- they set thier drinks down...

 

[rozezwild]

Spit Alerts....

Once they see the Kitty photo -- they set thier drinks down...

Ok show me the kitty photo

 

[kendra1980]

Oh Roze...

You weren't aware you were one of the harem members of the Tom Cat's world wide harem?

We all are. We are from birth and were unaware, if I understand the theory right!

Is that right Tom?

That's why I warn...read that back of that membership card.

We'd kill him {{{{{{{{{{R}}}}}}}} The two of us in his harem and 9 of his 9 lives would go by in a flash.

 

[rozezwild]

Oh Roze...

You weren't aware you were one of the harem members of the Tom Cat's world wide harem?

We all are. We are from birth and were unaware, if I understand the theory right!

Is that right Tom?

That's why I warn...read that back of that membership card.

We'd kill him {{{{{{{{{{R}}}}}}}} The two of us in his harem and 9 of his 9 lives would go by in a flash.

ROWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR all gone kitty

 

[the_tom_cat]

Take more then 2 wenches to hurt this kitty...

Course the heart is another matter....

Being a bad ass biker kitty...

http://www.winthelotto.net/motorcycle_thoughts.html

 

[the_tom_cat]

Fart Study

http://www.winthelotto.net/fart_study.pps

 

[the_tom_cat]

Close call....

THE WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy man.

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering
me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective
sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and
generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she
was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to
be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone
else. One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I
arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and
desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she
wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to
her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family
was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my
father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you
have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for
our daughter. Welcome to the family.'


And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

 

[the_tom_cat]

Some lines for the babes....

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

 

[the_tom_cat]

Chocolate Is Better Than Sex

TOP THIRTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX

You can GET chocolate.

"If you love me you'll swallow that"; has real meaning with chocolate.

Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.

Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.

The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.

You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.

With chocolate there's no need to fake it.

Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

Good chocolate is easy to find.

You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbours awake.

With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good.

A chocolate never forgets to tell you they liked you better with long hair.

A chocolate never snaps your bra or pinches your bum.

Chocolate can stay hard for a week, and satisfies even when it has gone soft.

You can safely have chocolate while driving.

You can have chocolate on your desk without upsetting your workmates.

"If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.

It's easy to find 9 inches of chocolate.

Chocolate doesn't make you preggers.

You don't have to wait until half-time to talk to your chocolate.

You won't find out later that your chocolate is married.

You won't find out later that your chocolate is on penicillin.

 

[INeedLove]

yum chocolate!!!!!!!

 

[rozezwild]

YEah for chocolate and Nipple gasms

 

[the_tom_cat]

Wife

Bigamy is having one wife too many.

I say monogamy is the same.

 

[rozezwild]

Bigamy is having one wife too many.

I say monogamy is the same.

Oh baby you are treading on thin ice

 

[the_tom_cat]

Thin Ice...

If I fall in will you cum in and save me???

Nothing like cold water and a woman's nipples....

 

[rozezwild]

If I fall in will you cum in and save me???

Nothing like cold water and a woman's nipples....

Hell freaking NO Lake Michigan is COLD AS HELL i was out there after tubing today

 

[the_tom_cat]

Love Poem...

WOMAN'S LOVE POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.


MAN'S LOVE POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with

huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,

and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This

doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

 

[kendra1980]

Most of these are very...um...bad Tom! LOL

Roze, swimming in Lake Michigan in May? BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Brave woman!

 

[the_tom_cat]

I am thinking if it was lake Michigan...

We can measure the nipples in inches and not centimeters...

Holy Shit -- I hate swimming in that lake at the best of times...

Give me an inland lake anytime....

Or Kendra's bath tub...

( the dreaming starts...)

 

[rozezwild]

Most of these are very...um...bad Tom! LOL

Roze, swimming in Lake Michigan in May? BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Brave woman!

Yeah i know -- had to though -- adopted daughter was in there -- couldnt not go in

 

[kendra1980]

Roze be careful...that water, though not as cold as Lake Superior...now that's figid, could make your nipples SO hard that anything bumping against them may break them off!!!

I'm heading back to the Caribbean in a month, come go with me. Water is 83!


Tom...my bathtub wouldn't hold us both, I'm still waiting for my garden tub!