Men

[Lyndaerotic]

Having read all your posts, I can see that you may have the same opinion as me regarding the opposite sex. That most of them are a... H..., and they were born with the brains in a prick. You can cry on my shoulder any time.

 

[R Nitelight]

It's like you've known me all my life.......

 

[Cheri]

We're Hs? What is that? Hos?
~putting hands on hips~ And just why do you think that?

 

[Roll-One]

Being a man. I just had to come in here and check this out.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, i was called a sweetiepoopypie earlier and i even got a sweet smooch...

And now i'm a asshole...gosh...i can't win...."Hanging my head"

 

[Samuari]

I'd rather cry between your legs.

 

[Expertise]

We are all scum.

I feel I must take a moment and appologize for my gender.

We are all ignorant, self-centered, uncaring, unfeeling, misogynists who let the little head do all the thinking for the big head.

Except me.

Feel free to adore me. Put me on a pedestal. Worship me.

I am Expertise. "Renaissance Man", and poster boy for all that is good about the heterosexual male.

 

[Juliangel]

Re: We are all scum.

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Feel free to adore me. Put me on a pedestal. Worship me.

I am Expertise. "Renaissance Man", and poster boy for all that is good about the heterosexual male.

Dragging pedestal out of the closet and wiping thick layer of dust off. Here you go sweetie a nice marble one for you.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Expertise dear, I have seen you think with your little head on numerous occasions so watch what you are saying sweetie!!

Its ok I still love ya!!

 

[Expertise]

That could hurt right away..

Even though it was very tongue in cheek sweetie I would be happy to leap up on it.

As long as you dont want anything bronzed once i'm up there. That would probably sting, it might even leave a mark (like I don't have enough already).

 

[Naked Hunny]

I see the smartass is back!! I missed ya but damn did ya have to reenter in full force!

 

[Juliangel]

Re: That could hurt right away..

As long as you dont want anything bronzed once i'm up there.

No, no bronzing but we could make plaster casts then women all over the world could "worship" you at private alters daily

 

[Expertise]

Dearest NH

See NH I was right.

I am too much smartass for anyone, when I choose to expose that side to the light. Even me sometimes.

Do you see now what a favor I did you a while back. Would I not have been incredibly annoying.

Sorry for not easing back in but i'm in a really manic mood today. Hockey tryouts are over and I have a life again. Yippeeee!!!

 

[Naked Hunny]

Yea well bite me I havent had sex in six weeks and all this sexual tension in my body isabout to blow like a volcano.

 

[Expertise]

Well .... I could bite you I suppose, but if you have a lot of pent up "frustration" wouldn't you prefer me to lick you?

 

[Juliangel]

I havent had sex in six

NH I am so sorry!!! That is awful. Tell you what as soon as he hops his self up on this pedestal I will send you the first cast that comes out. That should help easy the tension

 

[Naked Hunny]

hmm..licks from Expertise I could handle that!!

Thanks for the consideration Julia. Sounds like a plan to me!!

 

[Expertise]

Treat it like Christmas

I love giving licks. Sometimes more than recieving them.

I am such a good person *grin*