Men, you sux!

Ayaka

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I can't believe how you behave, no belief, no consideration, no manners for fucks sake!


Men!
 
I suppose that's one man specifically, or is it all men in general? I will admit that I do sux. I try my best to please the ladies in my life, but I'm talking sexually here, and I'm sure you mean something completely different from that. I just hate being part of a crowd. Hope today looks different for you.
 
"...for fucks sake!"

What the hell is this supposed to mean, for fucks sake... Is Fuck a new deity I haven't heard about?

I have got to come to Literotica some Friday or Saturday night and see what goes on here. I don't drink, and I have better things to do in the evenings.

I come in Saturday and Sunday mornings, and it is like ... amazing. I am just going to have to do it once.
 
I am sorry

I should not have posted that.


Forget it all, I will deal with it:)
 
cum on honey we're not that bad :)
how can someone so beautiful be so bitter :confused:
come here baby,sit on my face i'll make you all better :rose:
 
Spill the beans Ayaka, whats happened to make you feel this way? (Details, we want ALL the details!) :rose:
 
Ok, Young Lady

Your not becoming a Doctor just to perform operations on Men to make them Female... Are You ? LOL

Sorry had to say it...

I like to suck Breast and a nice wet pussy, Opps Just talking like a Man here:(

I am sorry you had a bad day and I won't touch you there again if you don't slap me again.LOL

:rose: :rose: :rose:
 
Ayaka

Ayaka Some men are like that … BUT most of us
are not….. Sorry you are having a shitty day..
Hope you feel better soon…...:rose: :rose: :rose:
 
I'm sorry Ayaka,

I promise to be a better man in the future. But you have to admit that the moments we shared were at least kinda magical.

Call me and I'll make it up to you.

Promise.
 
Marxist said:
Call me and I'll make it up to you.

Promise.


LoL The famous lines!!! :D


Sorry about your man troubles Ayaka. Hope things get better...and remember they aren't all like that. Really :D


Brat
 
I think that we are all like that.....

We're just not all like that...all the time.
 
Re: I am sorry

Ayaka said:
I should not have posted that.


Forget it all, I will deal with it:)

For fucks sake don't worry about it. This ain't no garden party. Men though do sux. Whenever given the chance.
 
Ayaka lit up the wires with:

>I can't believe how you behave, no belief, no consideration, no manners for
>fucks sake!
>
>
>Men!



And now, a spirited defense of men...

The question before this House is one of terrible burden. Are we to believe that men, that is the male of this species, truly suck? For my own part, I consider this nothing more or less than the very hinge on which a young medical student may someday judge the opposed faculties of lesbianism and straightness. Should I hold back my opinions, through fear of giving offense, I should consider myself as guilty of treason toward my gender, and of an act of disloyalty toward the Majesty of the Y-Chromosome, which I revere above all but a great many things.

Candidate Doctor, it is natural for woman to indulge in the illusions of hope. That one may think herself wise for forgiving men their vapidity, sex-driven thought process and frat boy mentality at this collegiate age, is natural, though I don't know why. Listen on to the siren songs, even as they dash you against the cliffs of this message board at 5:30 in the morning. Listen, for what I tell you.

You tell us, Miss, that we are weak. We have no belief, no consideration, no manners, for fuck's sake! --unable to cope with so formidable a "chick" as yourself. But when shall we be stronger? Will it be the next week, or the next year? Shall we gather strength by irresolution and intoxication? Shall we demonstrate the means of inneffectual resistance by lying supinely about who we were with last night?

Miss, we are weak, even if we make proper use of the means which the God of Random Chance has placed in our power. We drive expensive cars, for it shall be the third question you ask us in bars. We ignore you and treat you as disposable things, for it entices you. Collegiate girl, know that we shall not fight our battles alone. Men are stupid and women are crazy. We hold this as our banner against submission, unless submission brings us sex. Base as our desires are, it is too late to retire from the contest. There is no retreat but in homosexuality and the becoming of a cat lady! Our chains are forged! Their clanking may be heard in the bars of Boston! The Hooking Up is inevitable--and let it come! Please, actually... I repeat it, Miss, let it come!

It is in vain, Miss, that you resist. Though you may cry Gentlemen, Gentlemen--but your eye is not for gentlemen. Users of the word "sux" are not for gentlemen. Our brethren are always in the field, but they find little reward in gentlemanliness. They know not what course others may take; but cry in their hearts, give me pooty, or give me death!!!


-- With sincere appologies to Patrick Henry, my own gender, and Ayaka-

-M@
 
What a waste of bandwidth.

I'd like to fuck her, though.
 
Still waiting to find out what caused this sudden outbreak....

Hope your feeling better now, and the "inconsiderate male" has made it up...

Personally I love men, but hey, different strokes for different folks ;)
 
I am glad you are feeling better but remember that
some men are considerate carring beeings who dont suck....


I lick
:p :p :p :p :p
 
Thank you

I'm off to work, a little sad but a whole lot wiser.

Thanks everyone
 
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