Mediocre Sex, or, Is Sex REALLY like Pizza?

[Amaterasu]

OK. So i have this dilemma.....

I have been sleeping with an ex of mine for a 'friends with benefits' situation for a couple weeks now. At best, the sex is mediocre. I've always been a subscriber to the sex is like pizza philosophy (even when its bad, its still pretty good). But now I guess I'm feeling like its not worth it.

When you're having mediocre sex, do you continue to have mediocre sex, or would you rather just take matters into your own hands? I mean, part of me says "might as well", and part of me thinks I 'd be better off with my dildo.....

Any thoughts?

 

[Lasher]

Bring the dildo with you, try'em both together. Maybe that'll get ya past the mediocre.

Or, if you get tired of him not performing well you can shove it up his ass.

Maybe he'll get the point then.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

I thought that said Piazza...and I just really wouldn't know.

 

[Lasher]

Sex is REALLY like Piazza doesn't even make sense.

I mean...

Really. There's just nothing there.

 

[sunstruck]

There is less clean up with pizza. Bad sex isn't worth the laundry.

 

[Amaterasu]

Bring the dildo with you, try'em both together. Maybe that'll get ya past the mediocre.

Or, if you get tired of him not performing well you can shove it up his ass.

Maybe he'll get the point then.

Haha good plan!

 

[Amaterasu]

There is less clean up with pizza. Bad sex isn't worth the laundry.

You are so right.....

 

[Lasher]

Haha good plan!

Certainly much better than bringing Mike Piazza in to bed with you.

Especially if the rumors are true.

 

[TheCheshireCat]

I have to say I have been in the same situation for a couple of months...ex and I were booty sharing because we are still alone and yes, we were both complaining about it. So we didn't for about 3 weeks and when we FINALLY gave each other some again (tonight) I made it clear that we were going to have SEX not release. Made all the difference, twice, LOL

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Mike Piazza is kinda like sex. With those busted up knees and all....nothing says sex like busted knees and bad facial hair.

 

[teddybear4play]

Sex is like pizza. First you get spread, then you get topped, then you melt, then you get eaten.

Somewhere in between you can get baked, too.

TB4p

 

[Nora]

Once they've exhausted their "well, maybe it was just this one time" quota and they've used up all their "maybe we can work on it" chances, then they get ditched and Mr Buzzy comes to the rescue.

 

[curious2c]

Speaking as one who's sex life is...um...rare. ANY sex is good sex and consistent sex would be terrific.

 

[Lost Cause]

Sex is like pizza.....

Sometimes it's delivered, sometimes you have to go out and pick it up. Sometimes it's cold, and sometimes you can't eat it fast because it's so hot. The true difference is in the texture, sometimes you get gooey cheese, sometimes you get stuffed crust! Ewwwwwwwwwww!

 

[Guest]

I think pizza would be better but I have gone 6 months almost 7 months without sex so I don't know any more

 

[amsubone]

OK. So i have this dilemma.....

I have been sleeping with an ex of mine for a 'friends with benefits' situation for a couple weeks now. At best, the sex is mediocre. I've always been a subscriber to the sex is like pizza philosophy (even when its bad, its still pretty good). But now I guess I'm feeling like its not worth it.

When you're having mediocre sex, do you continue to have mediocre sex, or would you rather just take matters into your own hands? I mean, part of me says "might as well", and part of me thinks I 'd be better off with my dildo.....

Any thoughts?

i say more training!!

 

[mytasteislikecandy]

Mediocre sex and me don't match. If it sucks and it's just a waste of time...plus you get all sweaty, mess up the sheets....and still don't get pleasure from it, it's time to move on. Or, if the situation between you and him is comfy enough, talk to him about it. MOST men will understand and work with you....but if that won't work...then pull out B.O.B. He always knows what you want