Me and MWF.

[Sean]

Record straight.

We were in love. We had problems about visas.

She went home, taking my Laptop so she could keep in touch.

She found someone else more...just more.

I just want want my laptop back.

 

[blunt_trauma]

there are plenty more laptops in the sea.

 

[Sean]

there are plenty more laptops in the sea.

Indeed.

Record straight, though.

 

[Jack_Duh_Ripper]

Record straight.

We were in love. We had problems about visas.

She went home, taking my Laptop so she could keep in touch.

She found someone else more...just more.

I just want want my laptop back.

FUCK MAN IF YOU NEED SOME GODDAMN ATTENTION JUST SAY IT!!! DOING YOUR BEST TO GET A THREAD STARTED YOU LAME ASS FUCK SO YOU RESORT TO PASS ISSUES YOUR STUPID GAY ASS MADE UP!!!

YOU ARE A FUCKING BORE SO DEAL WITH IT!!!

 

[hogjack]

Should have signed a prelaptopnup.

 

[bronzeage]

there are plenty more laptops in the sea.

Probably where that one is.

 

[BatShitKrazy]

Record straight.

We were in love. We had problems about visas.

She went home, taking my Laptop so she could keep in touch.

She found someone else more...just more.

I just want want my laptop back.

Okay now you set the records straight. I apologize for all prior remarks about you being a cuckold. I'm also sorry that due to a silly thing like Visas you may have lost your one true love. I will not retract my statement when I called you a twat. I have my standards.

Here is to you finding happiness again. (Drinks a beer)

 

[Sean]

Okay now you set the records straight. I apologize for all prior remarks about you being a cuckold. I'm also sorry that due to a silly thing like Visas you may have lost your one true love. I will not retract my statement when I called you a twat. I have my standards.

Here is to you finding happiness again. (Drinks a beer)

STFU, Taltos.

 

[BatShitKrazy]

STFU, Taltos.

Ungrateful twat

 

[great lover]

Record straight.

We were in love. We had problems about visas.

She went home, taking my Laptop so she could keep in touch.

She found someone else more...just more.

I just want want my laptop back.

If you were in love, why didn't the two of you tie the knot?

 

[Sean]

Probably where that one is.

Suck it up, kissarse.
tell me again about what a cunt I am?

 

[RawHumor]

So what happened on Lint while I was gone that caused such an uproar?

 

[John Doe]

Record straight.

We were in love. We had problems about visas.

She went home, taking my Laptop so she could keep in touch.

She found someone else more...just more.

I just want want my laptop back.

Congratulations on the capable-of-feeling-love thing. I hear it's nice.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Now why do you want to go make a thread like this when you know no good will come of it?

 

[ZoeBird]

So, some people fell in love and someone stole a laptop and visas are hard to get.

Cool, my life is complete knowing this information. Thank you.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Record straight.

We were in love. We had problems about visas.

She went home, taking my Laptop so she could keep in touch.

She found someone else more...just more.

I just want want my laptop back.

You gave a girlfriend your laptop... oh man. Good luck getting that back. Srsly. It ain't happening. You got assessed the girlfriend tax.

 

[pointless]

STFU, Taltos.

hilarious.

 

[Burcham]

Record straight.

We were in love. We had problems about visas.

She went home, taking my Laptop so she could keep in touch.

She found someone else more...just more.

I just want want my laptop back.

just more what?

 

[bronzeage]

Suck it up, kissarse.
tell me again about what a cunt I am?

Who called you a cunt?

Its good of you to get your side of the story out in public, but I don't know why you think anyone will believe any of this.

 

[great lover]

there are plenty more laptops in the sea.

Do you have newegg in the UK? There's lots of great deals for laptops on there. Then again, there's always eBay.

 

[Medikated]

Record straight.

Nobody cares and nobody believes you anyway. I use to tell my teacher that my dog ate my homework. That's more believable than that "visa story".

 

[blunt_trauma]

You gave a girlfriend your laptop... oh man. Good luck getting that back. Srsly. It ain't happening. You got assessed the girlfriend tax.

i tried to give the computer back but he started crying 'but i bought it for you!', and he wouldn't take any money for it either. and he got all upset that i'd even mentioned it.

ffs. you can't win.

 

[great lover]

Nobody cares and nobody believes you anyway. I use to tell my teacher that my dog ate my homework. That's more believable than that "visa story".

The visa story has more holes in it than the plot for the latest dollhouse episode.

 

[Cathleen]

Record straight assuming her computer on this side of the pond was no longer able to function.

 

[tactful]

These Are, The Days of Our Lives.