RobDownSouth
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Mary Lou Retton, Olympic champion, lives a nice life in a Houston suburb. She owns a two million dollar home, free and clear.
She espouses a Libertarian philosophy. As such, she saw no need for "health insurance", becoz she had cash, y'know? Shades of AJ!
Wellllll....just like AJ (whose 5 figure net worth was wiped out by a bout of hospitalization for "new moania" back in 2019), Mary Lou has rung up an extraordinary hospital bill for eight solid days in an induced coma on a ventilator in a Houston ICU. Seems Mary Lou came down with a rare form of pneumonia. Some doctors are saying it is eosinophilic pneumonia, which is a gruesome way to die (think of all those air sacs in your lungs popping like that packing bubble stuff you get at the post office).
Her libertarian daughters immediately sprung into action! Touch Savings? Not only no, but HELL NO! Get a mortgage secured by the Retton Mansion? oh, no to that too! They started a GoFundMe page on one of the sketchier GoFundMe clone sites (GoFundMe somehow takes a cut?) and Murica is responding! Ask for 50 grand, get $375,000! Wooo comma hooo!
Get well soon Mary Lou!
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She espouses a Libertarian philosophy. As such, she saw no need for "health insurance", becoz she had cash, y'know? Shades of AJ!
Wellllll....just like AJ (whose 5 figure net worth was wiped out by a bout of hospitalization for "new moania" back in 2019), Mary Lou has rung up an extraordinary hospital bill for eight solid days in an induced coma on a ventilator in a Houston ICU. Seems Mary Lou came down with a rare form of pneumonia. Some doctors are saying it is eosinophilic pneumonia, which is a gruesome way to die (think of all those air sacs in your lungs popping like that packing bubble stuff you get at the post office).
Her libertarian daughters immediately sprung into action! Touch Savings? Not only no, but HELL NO! Get a mortgage secured by the Retton Mansion? oh, no to that too! They started a GoFundMe page on one of the sketchier GoFundMe clone sites (GoFundMe somehow takes a cut?) and Murica is responding! Ask for 50 grand, get $375,000! Wooo comma hooo!
Get well soon Mary Lou!
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