Man's first thought ...

[Isabella Thorne]

ahhhh yes ....

it's nice to see that men can appreciate women's assets from a very young age ...

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Women will enjoy these...

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with."
-- Kathleen Mifsud

The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that
perhaps they're too old to do it.
-- Ann Bancroft

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
-- Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-- Milton Berle

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- George Burns

When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
-- Elaine Boosler

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller

My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
-- Rita Rudner

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-- Henny Youngman

People are always asking couples whose marriages have endured at least quarter of a century for their secret for success. Actually, it is no secret at all. I am a forgiving woman. Long ago, I forgave my husband for not being Paul Newman.
-- Erma Bombeck

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street
with a bald head and a big gut, and still think they are beautiful.
-- Anonymous

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Continuing on from the title...


Izabella sexy, me want some

 

[Phoenyx]

Mairiage is a 3 ring circus For men.

Engaement Ring
Wedding Ring
Suffering