Edensgarden
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Never too early!
Like this?
http://s3.amazonaws.com/foodspotting-ec2/reviews/377510/thumb_600.JPG?1298741115

Perfect. I can taste it. Thanks Blu!![]()
Okay, I am openly admitting that I am in a bit of a snarky mood. So for those of you who get your feelings hurt easily, it might be a night to give me a wide berth.
You ever see one of those stupid little memes that is supposed to be uplifting or heartfelt and all you can do is roll your eyes? Or when you feel like it just isn't a complete thought. Maybe it is just my snippy mood but I have been seeing an awful lot of those recently.
So yeah that's my bitch cover for tonight... what sayings make you roll your eyes and think 'God help me'? Which ones do you think are incomplete or completely and utterly ridiculous in their 'heartfeltfullness'.
Come on... join me in my bitchy little club for the night.
Blu![]()

Do you know, I have never had a martini.![]()

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NO. JUST NO.
You smile...some smile...some just need a good kick in the tenders.
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Well, don't lick your screen. I promise it won't taste the same.![]()

The thing that should most worry you is why are they smiling? Is it a 'gosh you're such a idiot' condescending smile? A 'that was funny!' smile? Or a 'I am imagining your death' smile?

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Hi Blu ... everyone
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Ah. I see I must bring my snark up to par with yours.
Condescenders usually bring out snarkyperky from the get go. The smile fades quickly...
Deathwishers...haven't come across that yet...I would say...dueling deathwish snark at 6 p.m.?
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Lol...I hate that one too!Okay, I am openly admitting that I am in a bit of a snarky mood. So for those of you who get your feelings hurt easily, it might be a night to give me a wide berth.
You ever see one of those stupid little memes that is supposed to be uplifting or heartfelt and all you can do is roll your eyes? Or when you feel like it just isn't a complete thought. Maybe it is just my snippy mood but I have been seeing an awful lot of those recently. Like this one...
http://www.yoddler.com/Site.svc/REST/GetQuoteImage/QuoteID/566/ImageSize/3/AsAttachment/true/
What utter crap! Please. If you know what you have then you shouldn't treat it like it doesn't mean anything. I just love how people want to sigh and cry over how they treated someone poorly and then wonders of wonders the person finally had enough and left. The truth part should be saying~ You knew what you had, you just didn't care enough at the time to treasure it because you thought it would always be there. How about that for some fuckin' truth?
So yeah that's my bitch cover for tonight... what sayings make you roll your eyes and think 'God help me'? Which ones do you think are incomplete or completely and utterly ridiculous in their 'heartfeltfullness'.
Come on... join me in my bitchy little club for the night.
Blu![]()
Lol...I hate that one too!
I generally can't stand cliches.....although sometimes they fit. Still.....I like originality. I like THINK!
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Ya know what? It really doesn't. If that was the case, I wouldn't be divorced.
Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all?
Are you kidding me? That shit HURTS. I'll skip it, thanks.
I love love as much as the next person...but it isn't blind, either. And Money makes the world go round.
Little cynical and frustrated today...and I have to go to a boring meeting, besides. Argh!
Margarita please...for fortification.![]()
Hey MsT! So do you have any sayings that make you roll your eyes?
Name your second.![]()

Hmmm...either MoreThanJustAPrettyPhotograph or SweetsMonger.
Oh...can I have one of those drinks you made for CakeMistress? Looks yummy.
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Now that should be a classic! Love it!
Do you keep count of how many people you piss off?

No, but I'm thinking that might need to be in my new signature line for 2014.![]()
Shall we see who can piss off more people in 2014? I think so far I have pissed off 2 and annoyed 3. Pretty good for only being 9 days into the new year, ya?
Are you talking Lit piss offs and annoyances or IRL?
My problem is I sometimes get carried away and don't realize I'm doing the pissing.![]()
Lit sounds good. That way we can have verification.
However, that changes my numbers from 1 pissed off and 2 annoyed.
Well, I've had a post removed. So I guess that's 1.
Other than that, I'm not quite sure what my numbers are.![]()
You had a post removed? [laughs] Why? Aww.. Schwartzgarden... were you being mean?