Male Versus Female : Apocalyptic battle. Which side are you on ?

[Recidiva]

Samuelx, the god-like repository of all human knowledge and pilot of the mighty spaceship which survived the death of humanity returns to the fragments of earth....finds that 40 women and 50 men survived the onslaught. He kills them all. Sends robots to collect their DNA. To be stored on the ship and used to create a masculine human-like species to be seeded on a new planet in the distant future.

End of story.

Booooooo!

 

[bg23]

Yeesh...you have a serious problem with gender issues don'tcha Samuel? A bit paranoid about how women hate men? What, did you read too many issues of Y and decide to "borrow" the idea?

 

[Recidiva]

Yeesh...you have a serious problem with gender issues don'tcha Samuel? A bit paranoid about how women hate men? What, did you read too many issues of Y and decide to "borrow" the idea?

I love men. They smell good.

Women are mean. But I like them too.

 

[Drinking Cap]

Yeesh...you have a serious problem with gender issues don'tcha Samuel? A bit paranoid about how women hate men? What, did you read too many issues of Y and decide to "borrow" the idea?

Comic book reference!

 

[bg23]

What's wrong with roleplaying and the playground?

You say this like they're bad things. And you don't even go to those places. You're like a lady wanting the kids off your yard.

Meanie.

absolutely nothing's wrong with them.

actually, i've been to both those places.

but what's the point of having forums for them if they're going to be all over the place?

what's the point of having a separate GB?

why not just have One Big Board?

of course, in considering those questions you should also consider whether or not i'm actually making an issue out of this or whether you're just taking my usual curmudgeonly-ness just a tad too seriously.

 

[Recidiva]

absolutely nothing's wrong with them.

actually, i've been to both those places.

but what's the point of having forums for them if they're going to be all over the place?

what's the point of having a separate GB?

why not just have One Big Board?

of course, in considering those questions you should also consider whether or not i'm actually making an issue out of this or whether you're just taking my usual curmudgeonly-ness just a tad too seriously.

I like poking you.

This is not new.

 

[bg23]

Comic book reference!

bite me, roleplaying newbie!

 

[Drinking Cap]

bite me, roleplaying newbie!

Whatever you say, Wonder Woman.

 

[bg23]

Whatever you say, Wonder Woman.

Go back to SRP, Captain Canada...



Noobs..

 

[Drinking Cap]

Go back to SRP, Captain Canada...

Boy, it would have been really hard to guess you were from a country that started out as a prison colony.

 

[bg23]

Boy, it would have been really hard to guess you were from a country that started out as a prison colony.

Omg! My country was populated a hundred years ago by bread thieves! You hurt me real deep, cappy.

Are you sure you should be here? Maybe you ought to go to the Land of Pink Font. Pansy.

 

[beetlebum]

i'm with the asexual druids.

 

[Drinking Cap]

Omg! My country was populated a hundred years ago by bread thieves! You hurt me real deep, cappy.

Your country is slightly older than a hundred years. I thought you people were supposed to be good at math?

 

[bg23]

Your country is slightly older than a hundred years. I thought you people were supposed to be good at math?

why, coz i'm asian?

RACIST!!!!

you hate asians, i knew it.

 

[Drinking Cap]

why, coz i'm asian?

RACIST!!!!

you hate asians, i knew it.

I meant short people.

 

[bg23]

I meant short people.

Do you ever make sense or do you just babble randomly and hope people understand?

 

[Drinking Cap]

Do you ever make sense or do you just babble randomly and hope people understand?

Sorry. I'll try to speak Australian for you.

Oy, oy, oy! Let's bash a noggin'!

 

[bg23]

Sorry. I'll try to speak Australian for you.

Oy, oy, oy! Let's bash a noggin'!

It's so sad that that's about the closest you'll ever come to speaking another language, Ignoramus.

 

[Drinking Cap]

It's so sad that that's about the closest you'll ever come to speaking another language, Ignoramus.

I speak three languages, shortstack. And, no, none of them are asian gibberish.

 

[bg23]

I speak three languages, shortstack. And, no, none of them are asian gibberish.

let me guess then! moron, dweeb, and english?

aww. you should be proud of yourself there, little fella.

 

[Drinking Cap]

let me guess then! moron, dweeb, and english?

aww. you should be proud of yourself there, little fella.

Hey, you know, I hear they're making an Austin Powers 4 where Dr. Evil gets an Asian girlfriend. You should try out for the part of Mini-me's woman.

 

[bg23]

Hey, you know, I hear they're making an Austin Powers 4 where Dr. Evil gets an Asian girlfriend. You should try out for the part of Mini-me's woman.

I'm not sure where you get the idea that referencing Austin Powers actually doesn't make you look like a total dork, but, okay.

 

[Drinking Cap]

I'm not sure where you get the idea that referencing Austin Powers actually doesn't make you look like a total dork, but, okay.

Sorry, but calling someone a dork doesn't quite have the requisite punch coming on the heels of a comic book reference.

 

[bg23]

Sorry, but calling someone a dork doesn't quite have the requisite punch coming on the heels of a comic book reference.

And who gave me said comics in the first place? Yeah, that's right, bite me.

 

[Drinking Cap]

And who gave me said comics in the first place? Yeah, that's right, bite me.

And who took to them like a ho to crack? Yeah, that's right, I will bite.