Male Masturbation

[Oo_Bugsy]

After our daughter was born, my girlfriend and I have barely had sex at all. While I find my need for sex isn't as important or high as it used to be, just lately I have had an increased desire to masturbate.

I find myself looking at all sorts of things and reading more and more stories just to aid my masturbatory fantasies. But am now finding things a bit... Boring?

I've only ever masturbated with my right hand. Simple guy stuff, up and down.

I would like to know of any ways to spice things up for myself. New techniques.

I love my girlfriend alot but she is barely sexual at all. Does nothing with/to me and she doesn't even masturbate herself.

Any help, guides, tips are highly appreciated. Thanks!

 

[NightL]

Left hand?

well someone was going to say it

 

[Oo_Bugsy]

Left hand?

well someone was going to say it

I cant say I wasn't expecting someone to say that...

 

[Emerson40]

Lay on your arm until you get that "pins and needles" feeling in your hand and forearm. I think some folks refer to this as fallen asleep, as in " I sat all funny cross-legged, and my foot fell asleep."

Anyways... lay on your arm until its all tingly and pins and needly, then take hold of your erect peni.

Feels like a stranger holding your wang, right?

Wank away to your balls content.

And if your girlfriend (you said girlfriend right? I've heard that some wedding cakes cause havoc with a ladies sex drive) walks in on you, you can tell her it was meaningless, anonymous sex. With a stranger.

Someone already mentioned the left hand. You could try both hands, if your gear is big enough or you have small hands.

You could also move away from the simple guy stuff of up and down, to more complex guy stuff. Say, down and up. Or up, up, down. Mix it up some.

Good luck! And put a ring on her finger already!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Stop whatever you are doing right now. Go buy this.

www.liberator.com/eng/product/tenga-flip-hole/11495

The moment you're done having a wank, you just toss it to the side and sleep. (Actually, you should clean it first)

If the price is too steep, try the Tenga Eggs. They are amazing too.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Lay on your arm until you get that "pins and needles" feeling in your hand and forearm. I think some folks refer to this as fallen asleep, as in " I sat all funny cross-legged, and my foot fell asleep."

Anyways... lay on your arm until its all tingly and pins and needly, then take hold of your erect peni.

Feels like a stranger holding your wang, right?

Wank away to your balls content.

And if your girlfriend (you said girlfriend right? I've heard that some wedding cakes cause havoc with a ladies sex drive) walks in on you, you can tell her it was meaningless, anonymous sex. With a stranger.

Someone already mentioned the left hand. You could try both hands, if your gear is big enough or you have small hands.

You could also move away from the simple guy stuff of up and down, to more complex guy stuff. Say, down and up. Or up, up, down. Mix it up some.

Good luck! And put a ring on her finger already!

Sometimes, I'll wank to near completion. Then, my hand will get all nervous and insecure. Or it'll get a headache. Or it will ask for me to take it home. My hand can be a real teasing bitch.

 

[bcassidy123]

Sometimes, I'll wank to near completion. Then, my hand will get all nervous and insecure. Or it'll get a headache. Or it will ask for me to take it home. My hand can be a real teasing bitch.

My hand hesitated over the weekend. When it wasn't looking, I poured scotch over it. It lost all inhibitions and jacked me good.