Make me smile...?

[SJZ76]

Kock, knock!
Who's there?
Wevill!
Wevill who?
We-vill, we-vill rock you!

Okay - now I have TWO fabulous knock knock jokes in my reparte!

 

[Deleted member 1177770]

Ok you are not supposed to be sad since I don't like my friends to be, so now gimme a smile befor I come there and your cheeks!

http://media.bestofmicro.com/Smiley-Chats,1-7-46699-3.jpg

 

[cfuhrer]

Okay - now I have TWO fabulous knock knock jokes in my reparte!

So is today better than yesterday, chickadee?

 

[mickyp123]

Okay - now I have TWO fabulous knock knock jokes in my reparte!

I had no idea you could count that well

 

[mickyp123]

I hope your smile gets to come back soon SJ

 

[mickyp123]

Have a good Week SJ i hope things get easier for you

 

[SJZ76]

Thank you! Mickey and Cfuhrer and Proactive... and all the rest. You really did succeed in making me smile. XXX

 

[cfuhrer]

I'm so glad your feeling better, hun! *hugs*

 

[SJZ76]

Definitely better.... still a bit blue. Hugs always help tho! You're the best, babe! <3

 

[mickyp123]

Definitely better.... still a bit blue. Hugs always help tho! You're the best, babe! <3

brace yourself......................warning.........hug alert

 

[mickyp123]

HUGE MASSIVE DRAGON HUGGGGGGGGGGGGG FOR SJ

 

[SJZ76]

HUGE MASSIVE DRAGON HUGGGGGGGGGGGGG FOR SJ

again! again!

 

[Deleted member 1177770]

I see Dwagon is here, charming as ever

Don't you run away from the thread SJ, now you're gonna be smiling everyday!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/wales/mid/sites/arts/images/smiling_bridge_400x300.jpg

 

[mickyp123]

I see Dwagon is here, charming as ever

Don't you run away from the thread SJ, now you're gonna be smiling everyday!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/wales/mid/sites/arts/images/smiling_bridge_400x300.jpg

i think regarding charm you take the biscuit lol

 

[SJZ76]

should we start a new thread, boys? See who can charm me most effectively?

 

[curiousirish]

Blonde phones her BF in distress...."I got this jigsaw and its impossible!!....
its got a picture of a big chicken on the box but I just dont know where to start ...." *sigh*


BF comes over to her house ...takes one look at the jigsaw and says....

"ok i'll put the kettle on...make us a nice cuppa tea....then we'll put ALL the cornflakes back in the box......"

 

[call_me_Melody]

Blonde phones her BF in distress...."I got this jigsaw and its impossible!!....
its got a picture of a big chicken on the box but I just dont know where to start ...." *sigh*


BF comes over to her house ...takes one look at the jigsaw and says....

"ok i'll put the kettle on...make us a nice cuppa tea....then we'll put ALL the cornflakes back in the box......"

OMG... that's too funny...

 

[Deleted member 1177770]

should we start a new thread, boys? See who can charm me most effectively?

Well my primary purpose is to make you smile, but if there are any fringe benefits involved with extra duties, I'm up for it

i think regarding charm you take the biscuit lol

You're too kind ya know ?

Ok I'm off for the day! Have a good one ya all ^_^

 

[SJZ76]

we can talk about the perks

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

So, I was in high school and walkin g home in the dark. I went up this side street as a short cut, and as I reached the top, I realized that I REALLY had to pee. I was next to this building that had schrubs, so I looked around a few moments to make sure no one could see me, and then I darted into the brush so I could pee with some privacy.

Just as the stream started, I am bathed in a bright floodlight. It is coming from the street! As I peer that way, a voice from a microphone says, "You...in the bushes...what are you doing?"

It was a patrol car. They had spotted me as I darted into the bushes and decided to investigate. So, cock in hand and still peeing, I am trying to answer...

"I'm peeing..." I say.

"You're what?" I am asked.

"Peeing..."

"You mean to tell me that you choose a CHURCH WALL to pee on?" I am asked.

I hadn't realized I was at the side entrance of the local church and was peeing on their wall.

Sheesh...talk about embarrassing...hopefully my misery and awkward pain makes you smike...lol...

 

[border_humper]

Definitely better.... still a bit blue. Hugs always help tho! You're the best, babe! <3

Uh oh. I guess we have to head back to the joke mines for more material!

 

[SJZ76]

yep... more jokes needed! Embarrassing stories are making me snicker too, tho. I'll take more of those!

 

[iamtimmyz]

remember your first walk with that special one by the dawns early light

 

[airblade]

A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill on his dick. Well the tattoo artist laughs and says "I'll do it for free if you can give me one good reason for it."

The guy thinks for a second and says. "Well one, I like to keep my money in my pants, two I like to watch my money grow, and three I want to see how fast my wife can blow a $100.

 

[SJZ76]

A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill on his dick. Well the tattoo artist laughs and says "I'll do it for free if you can give me one good reason for it."

The guy thinks for a second and says. "Well one, I like to keep my money in my pants, two I like to watch my money grow, and three I want to see how fast my wife can blow a $100.

LMAO! Funny every time I hear it. My tattoo artist actually had to give that tat...