mickyp123
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Make me smile...?
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SJZ76
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I am actually very easily amused.... Maybe because I'm clever enough to appreciate the little things? Knock knock jokes for example!not at all
yogiforlife
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Easily amused you say? Shall I begin rotating av's 
SJZ76
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nope! YOU stay just as you are. Makes me smile all in itself. I did like the shower pic tho....Easily amused you say? Shall I begin rotating av's
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mickyp123
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cfuhrer
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Here's a joke that never fails to get someone to crack-up..
An Eskimo man decides to take a road trip across the country, but his truck suffers a flat tire in the middle-of-nowhere, mountain country, deep in Tennessee. As he's limping the truck into a service station, the attendant comes out to greet him.
After a quick inspection of the tire, the attendant looks up and says, "Well.. I see what the problem is." The Eskimo rolls his eyes, having known he already had a flat tire. Nonplussed, the attendant goes on - "Yeah, you see here? Ya done blew a seal!"
The Eskimo narrows his eyes at the gas station attendant, fuming, and obviously offended. He takes a moment to compose himself and then calmly replies, "What business is it of yours if I blew a seal? After all, you fuck sheep, don't you?!"
An Eskimo man decides to take a road trip across the country, but his truck suffers a flat tire in the middle-of-nowhere, mountain country, deep in Tennessee. As he's limping the truck into a service station, the attendant comes out to greet him.
After a quick inspection of the tire, the attendant looks up and says, "Well.. I see what the problem is." The Eskimo rolls his eyes, having known he already had a flat tire. Nonplussed, the attendant goes on - "Yeah, you see here? Ya done blew a seal!"
The Eskimo narrows his eyes at the gas station attendant, fuming, and obviously offended. He takes a moment to compose himself and then calmly replies, "What business is it of yours if I blew a seal? After all, you fuck sheep, don't you?!"
mickyp123
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cfuhrer
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twangs red thong in yer jeans
I laughed so out loud my boss asked from down the hall what was so funny... I had to lie and say something about office supplies
mickyp123
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Serves you right for playing with a dragon,...........oh fuck did you say ....Hunting Season.............
gives you a wedgie and runs
cfuhrer
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Serves you right for playing with a dragon,...........oh fuck did you say ....Hunting Season.............
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good wth ketchup.
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Sorry you are having a rough day. I am not very good with stories or jokes so I cannot help you out there. I tend to be too serious on here I do hope you find your happy place and rub it till you are over flowing with happiness. Have a good evening
I do hope you find your happy place and rub it till you are over flowing with happiness. Have a good evening
mickyp123
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you're right! very funny! predictable, but snicker worthy!Here's a joke that never fails to get someone to crack-up..
An Eskimo man decides to take a road trip across the country, but his truck suffers a flat tire in the middle-of-nowhere, mountain country, deep in Tennessee. As he's limping the truck into a service station, the attendant comes out to greet him.
After a quick inspection of the tire, the attendant looks up and says, "Well.. I see what the problem is." The Eskimo rolls his eyes, having known he already had a flat tire. Nonplussed, the attendant goes on - "Yeah, you see here? Ya done blew a seal!"
The Eskimo narrows his eyes at the gas station attendant, fuming, and obviously offended. He takes a moment to compose himself and then calmly replies, "What business is it of yours if I blew a seal? After all, you fuck sheep, don't you?!"
SJZ76
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No need to be funny to make me smile... A hug from my favorite clown hater would work wonders....Sorry you are having a rough day. I am not very good with stories or jokes so I cannot help you out there. I tend to be too serious on here
cfuhrer
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you don't need any sauce
Are you saying I'm plenty saucy all on my own?
mickyp123
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Then are you going to tell me that I'm saucy, too?i think you are, but this thread it to make SJ smile
cfuhrer
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If Micky doesn't, I will.
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both comments made me smile. see?
cool to find two saucy creatures that complement each other
cfuhrer
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i got left behind here i will try and ketchup
Hurry, hurry! Quick like a bunny!
cfuhrer
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both comments made me smile. see?
Kock, knock!
Who's there?
Wevill!
Wevill who?
We-vill, we-vill rock you!
