Madame Pandora
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Why is it everyone but Deborah gets flamed for posting a "you've got mail" thread?
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Deborah said:
you're not the only one whose pissed debs... I wanna see you do it all
And as for the so called Guest
Fuck off you shit me... that is the fourth time tonight
Madame Pandora
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Deborah said:
You'll have mail soon too, wench.
As for what happened...everything was fine until you whipped out the heavy machinery. Sure, I've got an open mind, but the nailgun would have given ANYONE reason for pause. And what exactly did you need the BELT SANDER for?
As for whichever one of the SHeeP posted as the "?" Guest, I guess the reason Deb doesn't get flamed is because most people are too chickenshit (like yourself) to flame her.
She also doesn't do it every fucking day. Here's a couple other things she doesn't do:
1. She doesn't make pathetic little innuendo just so she can deny the intention of her words in the aftermath of their consequence. She doesn't start shit and then try to play the other side. She says "go fuck yourself" she means "go fuck yourself" and she maintains it as her position without the chickenshit back tracking.
2. She doesn't wag her ass for all the world to see and then whine about people being upset with her for it. If she DID wag her ass, she wouldn't give a shit who was upset about it, and she sure as hell wouldn't say she was "coerced" into it. She maintains her anonymity responsibly and doesn’t blame others for her actions/posts. She doesn’t pander to the herd.
3. She doesn't post personal crap on the board begging people for sympathy, compliments, or attention and then get pissed when someone is honest enough to tell her the truth. She especially doesn't make up life crises to get 15 minutes in the limelight.
For these three reasons alone, I say she can post whatever the fuck she wants. At least her posts stand a chance at being interesting.
If you have any other questions, Guest, then please SIGN IN.
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Damn...
I love Madame Pandora's posts!!!
I love Madame Pandora's posts!!!
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Deb is great! I love Deborah. Deborah is not sheep! If it wasn't for Deborah, this place would suck! How about it Deborah, I've got my ammunition, what say we take out a couple of the happy, shiny, crowd?
If I type two thousand words here with not one of them equaling a coherent thought, many, many people will tell me how smart I am. Of course, these are the same people that have trouble making a peanut butter sandwich without help. But no matter, I think I am the shit and that is all that matters here.
Now it is time for me to point out everyone's faults and make them feel like shit about having fun at a site that I am just a member of. I mean, hell, if I can't make at least one person (Ambro, Lacy Casey, or just whoever) feel like shit twice a day, then what am I doing here? Next, I will take the kudos from all the other friendless fucks who can't stand for anyone to have fun. How many cats do I own again?
Deborah rocks, I want to lick her boots! Deborah is my hero and no, I am not her, nor is she me! I just want to be like her.
Ok, I know this is a little short winded for me, but I have to go check my ammo, fire off some nasty emails, and piss in the neighbor's rose garden. They just had a baby, and the rose garden was a present from the father to the new mom. God, I hate shit like that. Deborah, want to down a few glasses of iced tea and help me?
If I type two thousand words here with not one of them equaling a coherent thought, many, many people will tell me how smart I am. Of course, these are the same people that have trouble making a peanut butter sandwich without help. But no matter, I think I am the shit and that is all that matters here.
Now it is time for me to point out everyone's faults and make them feel like shit about having fun at a site that I am just a member of. I mean, hell, if I can't make at least one person (Ambro, Lacy Casey, or just whoever) feel like shit twice a day, then what am I doing here? Next, I will take the kudos from all the other friendless fucks who can't stand for anyone to have fun. How many cats do I own again?
Deborah rocks, I want to lick her boots! Deborah is my hero and no, I am not her, nor is she me! I just want to be like her.
Ok, I know this is a little short winded for me, but I have to go check my ammo, fire off some nasty emails, and piss in the neighbor's rose garden. They just had a baby, and the rose garden was a present from the father to the new mom. God, I hate shit like that. Deborah, want to down a few glasses of iced tea and help me?
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I have a lesbian hotline if you want the number.
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Laurel said:
Hmmm heard of Jealousy... where does one sign in?
MadamnPandumba, of course I'll down a few glasses of iced tea and help you. I am a warm and caring person.
BTW, I take my iced tea with 1/2 ounce vodka, gin, white rum and cointreau and an ounce of lemon juice, topped with cola.
Maybe I'll teach you how to hunt down trolls and stick a hot curling iron (anybody remember THAT thread but me?) up their ass.
BTW, I take my iced tea with 1/2 ounce vodka, gin, white rum and cointreau and an ounce of lemon juice, topped with cola.
Maybe I'll teach you how to hunt down trolls and stick a hot curling iron (anybody remember THAT thread but me?) up their ass.
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MadamnPandumba said:
Sounds like abnother "Single White Female" Story to me..
I never said that Deborah was a sheep.. just that she has facination with them... she keeps bringing them up all the time..
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Deborah said:
Nope, cause I have the memory of an elephant! And just to show that it could actual happen here's an xray for ya
http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/leviton/cbf.jpg
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AAAAaaaaaaaeeeeeeyyyaaaaahh!!!
Cheri, what the fuck is that!
Don't look like no curling iron to moi.
Cheri, what the fuck is that!
Don't look like no curling iron to moi.
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That's a fucking vibrator!
no pun intended.
no pun intended.
Think of it as a LARGE barrel curling iron.
Now here is a pic of a vibrator.
http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/graphics/VIBRATOR.JPG
Now here is a pic of a vibrator.
http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/graphics/VIBRATOR.JPG
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In my best "Butthead" voice...
"huh, huhuhuh, huh, huh...she said artilyrary shell. That would rock! Some dude with a shell shoved up his butt! Show it, show it!"
"huh, huhuhuh, huh, huh...she said artilyrary shell. That would rock! Some dude with a shell shoved up his butt! Show it, show it!"
PC, don't ever say I never gave you anything...
http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/graphics/liveammo.jpg
Might I also suggest you go to http://www.well.com/user/cynsa and check out all the grossness yourself?
http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/graphics/liveammo.jpg
Might I also suggest you go to http://www.well.com/user/cynsa and check out all the grossness yourself?
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oh my....son of a....GAWD DAM!
That is impressive.
Cheri, you're the BEST! *MUAH*!
Why just the other day I was sitting around wondering "Damn, when am I ever gonna get to see some doof with an artillery shell rammed up his/her anal cavity?"
And boy did you ever come through...
Thanks!
That is impressive.
Cheri, you're the BEST! *MUAH*!
Why just the other day I was sitting around wondering "Damn, when am I ever gonna get to see some doof with an artillery shell rammed up his/her anal cavity?"
And boy did you ever come through...
Thanks!
Here's the thread about the hot curling iron up the ass ...
Hot Daughter
http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=10364
Do you people think I make this shit up?
So somebody stick a hot curling iron up this troll's ass and make it smoke, will ya huh? And take a pic for Cheri's collection.
Cheri, what else do you collect? That's a Dill what in that jar?
Now, what I can't understand is why is it that when Lil-Brandi gets trolled everyone is upset but when MP and I get trolled hardly anybody gives a flying fuck.
Incidentally, Nobody Special, I did make mention of sheep in the above referenced thread.
Hot Daughter
http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=10364
Do you people think I make this shit up?
So somebody stick a hot curling iron up this troll's ass and make it smoke, will ya huh? And take a pic for Cheri's collection.
Cheri, what else do you collect? That's a Dill what in that jar?
Now, what I can't understand is why is it that when Lil-Brandi gets trolled everyone is upset but when MP and I get trolled hardly anybody gives a flying fuck.
Incidentally, Nobody Special, I did make mention of sheep in the above referenced thread.
