MAD Libs

[Angeline]

Almost there....

If I can just get someone to do these, it's a wrap!

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[Whispersecret]

MOTHER AND SON

MOTHER: Junior, you come right inside. You're late, and your supper is getting gelatinous.

SON: Aw, Mom. I've been out playing cock ball with some of the other dildos.

MOTHER: Well, get inside. And don't forget to wipe your muddy lubricants.

SON: Okay, Mom. Can I watch television while I eat? There's a gargantuan new show on.

MOTHER: No, not while you're eating your cum.

SON: But Mom! "Have Moan Will Travel" is on.

MOTHER: No, sir. You've been watching too much television. You're liable to strain your lips.

SON: Gee whiz! That's my favorite program. It stars Nick Carter as the gunslinger.

MOTHER: Never mind. Go and wash your whip.

SON: Aw, Mom. I don't have to. I'm wet..

MOTHER: Don't talk back to me, young man, or I'll have to speak to your ass.

 

[Whispersecret]

Re: Almost there....

If I can just get someone to do these, it's a wrap!

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clit
four thousand
cucumber
bed
thrash
saliva
whore
glistening
slutty

 

[Guest]

boys will be boys

those stretched lips from watching too much tv while eating cum... i thought it was the females that stretched their lips?

very funny WS

 

[Angeline]

Hamlet? Huh?

To stroke, or not to stroke, : that is the cucumber, :
Whether 'tis nobler in the firehose, to suffer
The slings and arrows of turgid, fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of breasts,,
And by licking, end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The clit and the 4,000 natural shocks
That cucumber is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to bed: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may thrash
When we have shuffled off this mortal whore,
Must give us saliva: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the glistening man's contumely,
The pangs of slutty love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare navel ? Angeline, would fardels bear,
To lie, and conceive, under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
No student, returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than live to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make air conditioners, of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pitch and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action.-- Soft you now!
The fair bridgetkeeney,! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins grab'd.


I too have suffered the "pangs of slutty love." Thanks for the words!


William Shakespeare

 

[karmadog]

For in that sleep of death what dreams may thrash
When we have shuffled off this mortal whore

Shakespeare could not have done better. I often wonder the very same thing.

 

[Angeline]

For in that sleep of death what dreams may thrash
When we have shuffled off this mortal whore

It is pretty darn funny in its randomly derived accuracy, isn't it?

 

[Whispersecret]

Gosh, that one was MUCH better than mine! Okay, I have to try again. Each person take a chunk.

1. Noun
2. Verb
3. Verb
4. Adjective
5. Noun
6. Noun
7. Adjective
8. Noun
9. Adjective
10. Verb

11. Noun
12. Verb
13. Noun
14. Noun
15. Adjective
16. Verb
17. Noun that rhymes with #16

18. Adjective
19. Noun
20. Participle
21. Noun
22. Noun Adjective
23. Noun
24. Adjective
25. Noun
26. Place
27. Adjective

 

[Angeline]

I took the middle six

because I wanted those rhyming verbs! (I've been a mad-lib addict since childhood; wot a fun thread! Oh, I just noticed 12 rhymes, too. That was totally unintentional!)

11. Noun--nostril
12. Verb--regurgitate
13. Noun--treadmill
14. Noun--pinz-nez
15. Adjective--gritty
16. Verb--masturbate
17. Noun that rhymes with #16--evacuate

 

[Whispersecret]

Err...evacuate is a verb. LOL.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Oooooh, this is fun! OK, after WS, it's my turn! I need:
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1. a noun
2. an adjective
3. an adjective
4. the name of a place
5. the name of a famous person
6. a verb
7. a verb
8. a body part
9. a verb
10. a verb
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[Guest]

my contribution

And lose the name of action.-- Soft you now!
The fair bridgetkeeney,! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins grab'd.

Oh, I think I need to change my tag line to "the fair bridgetkeeney, Nymph" it has a certain something about it!

18. Adjective slippery
19. Noun peach
20. Participle drilling
21. Noun joystick
22. Noun Adjective ? baster , hot
23. Noun condom
24. Adjective furious
25. Noun magazine
26. Place Author's Hangout
27. Adjective ridiculous

having fun!

Angeline, thanks for making that great one for us... I know it was lots of work.

 

[Angeline]

Nouns and Verbs

Sorry, it was either the drugs or the double vision. Or maybe the hallucinations...


but try "primate" instead of "evacuate"

 

[damppanties]

Whispersecret's words...

1. Noun : gramophone
2. Verb : eliminate
3. Verb : pontificate
4. Adjective : merry
5. Noun : testosterone
6. Noun : cyclone
7. Adjective : wary
8. Noun : cologne
9. Adjective : airy
10. Verb : evacuate

Waiting...

 

[damppanties]

now Svenska's words -

a noun : frog

an adjective : sexy

an adjective : slow

the name of a place : Kyushu

the name of a famous person : Abraham Lincoln

 

[Whispersecret]

The Lake by Edgar Allan Poe and Friends

In youth’s gramaphone, it was my lot
To eliminate of the wide earth a spot
The which I could not pontificate the less;
So merry was the testosterone.
Of a wild cyclone, with wary cologne bound,
And the airy pines that evacuate around.

But when the nostril had regurgitated its pall
Upon that spot – as upon all,
And the treadmill would pass me by
In its still pince-nez.
My gritty spirit would masturbate
To the terror of that lone primate.

Yet that terror was not fright –
But a slippery delight,
And a peach undefin’d
Drilling from a darken’d mind.

A joystick was in that poison’d wave
And in its baster a hot grave
For him who thence could condom bring
To his furious imagining;
Whose wild’ring magazine could even make
An author’s hangout of that ridiculous lake.

 

[Angeline]

Bravo WS

The literary ones are my favorites! (although the historic source document ones can be pretty funny, too)

 

[Whispersecret]

I'm now addicted! Someone stop me!

1. food
2. famous person
3. participle
4. body part
5. adjective
6. plural noun
7. verb
8. collective noun
9. nationality

10. food
11. plant
12. noun
13. adjective
14. group of people
15. body part
16. verb

17. famous person
18. plural noun
19. plural noun
20. mode of transportation
21. animal
22. verb
23. group of people
24. number
25. exclamation

 

[damppanties]

10. food : black forest cake
11. plant : forget-me-not
12. noun : cholesterol
13. adjective : sleepy
14. group of people : elves (are they people?)
15. body part : elbow
16. verb : heal



I have too much time huh?

 

[Guest]

successful pushing

You know the key to successfully addicting someone is to give the first one for free... I suppose I should feel guilty?.. No, I will say that this is a great way for authors to fully explore word usage and imagery...

17. famous person Ghengis Khan
18. plural noun yurets
19. plural noun feathers
20. mode of transportation camel
21. animal yak
22. verb conquer
23. group of people Mongols (of course)
24. number 1109
25. exclamation "No way, Jose'!"

fair bridgetkeeney, Nymph of the Madlibs

 

[Angeline]

1. food--macaroni and cheese
2. famous person--Buffalo Bill
3. participle--blushing
4. body part--uvula
5. adjective--ubiquitous
6. plural noun--triangles
7. verb--shrug
8. collective noun--deer
9. nationality--Lower Slobovian

 

[Whispersecret]

Macaroni and cheese roasting by the open fire,
Buffalo Bill blushing at your uvula.
Ubiquitous triangles being shrugged by some deer
And folks dressed up like Lower Slobovians.

Everybody knows a black forest cake and some forget-me-nots
Help to make cholesterol sleepy.
And tiny elves with their elbows all a glow
Will find it hard to heal tonight

They know that Ghengis Khan is on his way
He's loaded lots of yurets and feathers on his camel.
And every mother's child is gonna spy to see if
Yaks really know how to conquer.

And so, I'm offering this
Simple phrase to Mongols from
One to one thousand nine
Although it's been said many times, many ways
“No way, Jose!” to you

 

[karmadog]

I love it. I just know I'll be singing that come No Way Jose Eve

 

[Angeline]

Oh God, This is Soooo Funny!

I know I always feel so warm and cozy when mac and cheese is roasting by the open fire....

 

[Whispersecret]

And how does one dress up like a Lower Slobovian, anyway???