MAD Libs

[Guest]

In celebration of Halloween, I am going to sponsor the first annual (as far as I know) Mad Lib for the Author's Forum.

This is for all of us who didn't get it together for the Halloween Contest, but want to have something posted for the big day. Sure, it will just be posted here in the Author's Forum, but posted is posted...

For those of you who have never done a Mad Lib or don't remember what they are, a Mad Lib is a story that has had words left out. Everyone takes turns submitting the appropriate words- a noun, verb, part of body...- when all the words have been filled in, the story is read aloud. In our case, I will post the results here.

Anyone interested?

b

 

[wildsweetone]

hmm i read MAD and thought, yep that's me

i have no idea how to play, but count me in. only thing is, it's already Halloween here does that matter?

 

[Guest]

dry run...

Okay, for a dry run....

Fill in the blanks with :

Adjective
Name of a fruit
An animal
Noun
Letter of the Alphabet
Letter of the Alphabet
Adjective
Adverb
Plural Noun
Plural Noun
Noun
Noun
Part of the Body
Exclamation



b

 

[wildsweetone]

slimey banana cat stool w s insidious haughtily beds cars dog cow toe wow

bridget i so hope you know what you're doing because i haven't a clue lol

 

[damppanties]

Right now I feel like

Each person fills in one word on that list? Or all of them? Where's the story? We make up the story around the words we fill in?


Now I feel like

 

[Guest]

My Computer

Here's how it turned out WSO...

My Computer

Today almost everyone I know has a slimey computer. My favorite computer is a banana. It is easy to use because it
has a cat. I used to flunk math, English and stool, but thanks to the computer my grades have gone from a W to an S plus. And I no longer make insidious spelling mistakes. I am able to speak French haughtily and I am even getting better beds in history. My teacher says that my latest book report on famous beds of the Civil War will receive a cow suitable for framing. Last week my father was so pleased with my report dog that he patted me on the toe and said "Wow! I'm Proud of you!"



slimey banana cat stool w s insidious haughtily beds cars dog cow toe wow

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

spooky
pineapple
gorilla
kitchen
t
p
incredible
snotty
bottles
swings
nipple
bush
zebra
holy shit

 

[wildsweetone]

oooooookay so, now that i've cleaned all surfaces on my computer...

where did the basic paragraph come from and why wasn't i told what it was about?

this sounds like you've been talking to my kids

it looks like one of us has a bed fetish too *giggling*

 

[Guest]

take 2

okay... the paragraph is an a book here... for our grand finale, I thought I'd take a section out of one of my stories in the works and leave out various words to be filled in....

Take 2

the title is "going to the doctor"

Participle
noun
pural noun
adverb
noun
verb 3rd person singular
noun
part of body
exclamation
exclamation
a color
noun
noun
exclamation
noun
number
noun
noun
noun

perhaps, each person should take 6 words?

b

 

[wildsweetone]

first six:
Participle - looking
noun - tongue
pural noun - toes
adverb - smoothly
noun - gut
verb 3rd person singular - ??? smile? sorry don't know this one

 

[sirhugs]

noun - bra
part of body -nose
exclamation - "hey!"
exclamation -"wow!"
a color blue
noun nun

 

[damppanties]

noun : prince
exclamation : ugh
noun : key
number : 22
noun : heart
noun : pencil
noun : cup

 

[wildsweetone]

oops gotta go, there are vampires and fairies walking up the driveway! night night all

 

[Guest]

Going To the Doctor

Dr: My nurse tells me you have trouble looking at night. Are you suffering from tongue dreams?

Patient: Yes, I dream of prehistoric toes. I wake up screaming and my pajamas are smoothly wet with gut.

Dr: Are there any other symptoms?

Patient: Well, my nose smiles a lot and my bra is raw.

Dr: Hmmm. Stick out your nose and say "Hey!"

Patient: "Wow!"

Dr.: Well, your throat is slightly blue. Take off your nun. I should listen to your prince.

Patient: "Ugh!" Your stethescope is could when you put it on my key.

Dr: Sorry. Well, your pulse is 22 which is normal and your heartbeat is as regular as a heart.

Patient: Good. Then I'm not as sick as a pencil?

Dr: Not now, but wait until you get my cup for this examination.

 

[damppanties]

Re: Going To the Doctor

hehehehe... the whole thing is nice but I particularle like:

Dr: Sorry. Well, your pulse is 22 which is normal and your heartbeat is as regular as a heart.

22!! lol

 

[Guest]

that pee cup

but wait until you get my cup for this examination

lol

I hate peeing in the cup.... i always hit my hand....

have never had a blue throat... blue lips after surgery, but no blue throat....

 

[Whispersecret]

This is funny because my kids just discovered Mad Libs themselves. They have a great time filling in typical boy words, like "booger," "stinky," "pee," etc. Bridget, I think you're on to something.

Here's one from my book. Give me:

adjective
noun
plural noun
plural noun
adjective
noun
noun
plural noun
celebrity
noun
adjective
noun

but make them all dirty, as in erotic.

 

[damppanties]

Just took up the last five -

plural noun : lips
celebrity : Nick Carter
noun : whip
adjective : wet
noun : ass

 

[Whispersecret]

Thanks, dp. Just waiting for the rest then.

Egad, and wasn't I just declaring that the Author's Hangout be reserved for authorial topics? LOL. Okay, I'm wearing my official hypocrite button today.

 

[damppanties]

This isn't an authorial topic???

See, what we're doing here is creating a work of literary art by collaborating with each other. It's great. It's immortal.

You have to see everything in perspective.

 

[Angeline]

I Adore Mad Libs

I actually had a Mad Libs thread on the general board at one point. And anything can be made into a Mad Lib ya know.

Try this one.............

Infinitive Verb
Noun
Noun
Adjective
Noun
Gerund (ing) Verb
Noun
Number
Noun
Noun
Verb
Noun
Noun
Adjective
Adjective
Body Part
Literotica User's Name (e.g., Angeline)
Verb
Verb
Type of Job (e.g., butcher, baker)
Verb
Plural Noun
Female Lit User's Name
Past Tense Verb

 

[Guest]

great literature

WS-

I trembled when I started this thread, but now that you are an accessory after the fact, I think I'm okay!

adjective gelatinous
noun cock
plural noun dildos
plural noun lubricants
adjective gargantuan
noun cum
noun moan

for the first words.... Wow! I'm getting to collaborate with DP and WS on a work of prose! I have arrived!

 

[Guest]

and for Angeline

Angeline-

I guess I should have done a search... ... but I am glad that this one is in the Author's Hangout. So much more "high brow" here... lol

Infinitive Verb to stroke
Noun cucumber
Noun fire hose
Adjective turgid (it's one of my favorites)
Noun breast
Gerund licking


Will eagerly await the completed story!

 

[Angeline]

Bring 'em on

it's highbrow now, but will go crashing to lowbrow as I put the choices in....

here is what I still need:

Noun
Number
Noun
Noun
Verb
Noun
Noun
Adjective
Adjective
Body Part
Literotica User's Name (e.g., Angeline)
Verb
Verb
Type of Job (e.g., butcher, baker)
Verb
Plural Noun
Female Lit User's Name
Past Tense Verb

 

[damppanties]

okay, so I'm greedy and taking the most interesting ones off that list

Body Part : navel
Literotica User's Name (e.g., Angeline) : Angeline
Verb : lie (as in lie down to sleep)
Verb : concieve
Type of Job (e.g., butcher, baker) : student
Verb : live
Plural Noun : air conditioners
Female Lit User's Name : bridgetkeeney (tee hee - I wanna see what this turns out)
Past Tense Verb : grabbed