MAD Libs

[Guest]

a tear in my eye

chortling-- i love that word---

WS, that was truly inspired! Now I am challenged to find something equally suited....

The scary part is that one can actually here Mel Torme singing it...



For Svenska:
a verb pet

a verb bite

a body part earlobe

a verb tug

a verb hang

fair bridgetkeeney, Nymph of the Madlibs

 

[damppanties]

my turn

I need :

1. noun
2. noun
3. verb (ending with ing)
4. noun
5. noun
6. verb
7. noun
8. verb
9. noun

Not very interesting as they are all nouns and verbs but let's see how this turns out.

 

[Whispersecret]

For damppanties

1. noun - panties
2. noun - garter belt
3. verb (ending with ing) - perusing
4. noun - nipple ring
5. noun - stud
6. verb - flick
7. noun - pornography
8. verb - shudder
9. noun - desire

 

[damppanties]

It was a recipe. lol. Here it is:

Place the panties in a non-stick garter belt and bring it to a boil perusing continuously. Remove it from the stove. Add pieces of nipple ring and stir till it melts. Cool to the room temperature. Divide the truffles into 30 equal sized studs around each hazelnut and allow it to flick in a tray. Cover with a plastic pornography and shudder till firm. Dip these truffles into melted desire and allow to set on a tray.


Originally this was a recipe for Hazelnut Truffles. I think it just got tastier... lol.

 

[Whispersecret]

I wanna taste me some of those! Here's my next experiment:

1. Noun
2. Adjective
3. Noun
4. Number
5. Adjective
6. Plural noun
7. Body part
8. Color
9. Family member

10. Name of male lit author
10. number
11. plural noun
12. -ing verb
13. adjective

14. verb
15. noun
16. noun that starts with same letter as #10

 

[Angeline]

I'm in on this one

10. Name of male lit author--Karmadog (for what I just did to a poem I love based on his idea: take that you dog!)
10. number--17.2
11. plural noun--goblins
12. -ing verb--throbbing
13. adjective--incongruous

 

[damppanties]

14. verb : evict
15. noun : machine gun
16. noun that starts with same letter as #10 : kamasutra


(err... there are two 10s in there and I don't think you want it starting with the same letter as 17.2 )

 

[Guest]

i'm in

1. Noun -------- turkey
2. Adjective ----- frozen
3. Noun -------- table
4. Number---- 3.1415927.....
5. Adjective ----- fulsome
6. Plural noun ---- negligees
7. Body part ----- heiney
8. Color ----- pink
9. Family member ----- great-uncle

"melted desire"... yummy

 

[Whispersecret]

Ooops. Forgot that I need a suplerlative adjective, like weakest, biggest, etc.

 

[Guest]

longest

 

[Whispersecret]

Here’s the story of a frozen table
Who was bringing up 1,415, 927 very fulsome negligees.
All of them had heinies of pink, like their great uncle.
The longest one in curls.

Here’s the story of a man named karmadog
Who was busy with 17.2 goblins of his own,
They were 17.2 men, throbbing all together,
Yet they were all incongruous.

Till the one day when the turkey met this poet
And they knew it was much more than a hunch,
That this group would somehow evict a machine gun.
That’s the way we all became the Kamasutra Bunch.
The Kamasutra Bunch. The Kamasutra Bunch.
That’s the way we all became the Kamasutra Bunch.

--

Okay, I filled in “poet.”
I had to take out “turkey,” because I should have left “story” so it would make sense.

 

[karmadog]

Lemme get this straight: the frozen table is also a turkey? And should I feel guilty about throbbing with 17.2 goblins? Would that be incest, homosexuality, or bestiality? Or maybe an unholy combination of all three?

Angeline is evil.

 

[Angeline]

Evil?

Smiling up sweetly at the post above me--I hardly think that's true.

Throbbin Goblins--now that's a name for a rock band.

 

[Guest]

another seasonal classic

All those pink heinies just waiting for those throbbing goblins... that has to qualify as a group story.

Here is my next attempt:

noun
noun
person
place
animal
verb
adjective

adjective
noun
verb
body part
verb
body part

Short and sweet... kind of like a nymph....

 

[Whispersecret]

Re: another seasonal classic

Fair Bridget's words:

noun - high heels
noun - g-string
person - President Bush
place - Wall Street
animal - gerbil
verb - slurp
adjective - greedy

 

[Whispersecret]

Psst, Angeline and BK, are we the only ones playing? I feel sort of bad about that.

 

[Guest]

oooh ooooh ooooh

roflmao

WS- too perfect!

please, someone finish this so i can share my mirth

fair bridget, nymph

 

[sirhugs]

lurking, learning, helping

adjective - racy
noun -elephant
verb - doodle
body part - neck
verb -neck
body part - earlobe

 

[Angeline]

Who's Playing?

WS, I don't care if we are--I'm having a blast. (And I see we've sucked Sir Hugs into it now, too, hehe.)

 

[Guest]

It's that time again....

Over the high heels and through the g-string
To President Bush's Wall Street we go.
The gerbil knows the way
To slurp the sleigh,
Through greedy and racy snow.

Oh!

Over the high heels and through the g-string,
How the elephant does blow!
It doodles my neck and necks my earlobe
As over the high heels we go!


Just gives me that warm, family feel.... Thanks WS and SirHugs!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Hi, sorry I disappeared on you like that, something calling itself Life tapped me on the shoulder and demanded some attention. OK, here's the text - it's an old Chinese poem!

In our country there lives a frog
who is sexy, slow, and of great beauty.
But she lives in Kyushu, nobody can pet her.
If she lived among people and would bite only once,
the entire city would be at her earlobe.
And if she tugged a second time,
the entire country would hang down before her.

 

[MathGirl]

G-word

Ummmm..............

I really hate to spoil the fun here, but haven't you all forgotten something? Hmmmmmmmmm?

What I refer to, of course is the most important word type of all ............. the magnificent GERUND.

 

[Whispersecret]

Okay, so what is it? A gerund or a participle??? I'm at a loss.

 

[Angeline]

Gerund, Present Participle, Ing-Word

all the same effing thing.

 

[Guest]

It's the most wonderful time of the year....

Okay, it's MAD Lib time again...

1. verb
2. animal
3. name
4. color
5. body part
6. adj
7. verb
8. verb
9. verb
10. adj
11. adj
12. pl noun
13. adj
14. famous person
15. adj
16. verb
17. noun
18. time of day
19. verb
20. verb
21. emotion
22. five word quote
23. four lit authors

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!


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