Luuuuucy??? you got some 'splainin to do

[Rambling Rose]

*sigh*

I have worried overlong about whether to respond confirming or denying the seriousness of last nights thread:
http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=59057

With almost 1000 views at this point, and my pm box filling (along with those of the other people involved, I'm sure), I feel the need to dissolve the mystery.

MM is a dear friend of mine. I have felt a kinship with him from the beginning. His sense of humor is sometimes misunderstood along with his general demeanor. He is a bit of an instigator and completely comfortable with it. He has integrity and honour, no matter what anyone might think about him now.

We are both also very friendly with lavender. We banter. We kid around. We tell each other to fuck off. We share mutual frustrations and commiserate about life and love and share parts of our days together. What started out as a bit of high spirited albeit caustic and sharp-tongued fun last night quickly turned around to bite us all on the ass. It was spontaneous and not very well thought out, and I think we would all agree that it was a terrible mistake on our parts. The only real hostility in the thread that has any firm footing in reality involved KM and her feelings about my contributions here. She is entitled to her opinion no matter how much I disagree with her assessment of my character, and it's a two way street.

I want to apologize to my friends and fellow board members that misunderstood and perhaps formed an unfair opinion or were confused by what they were reading. I admit at first that I was confused too. In my mind, MM and I were bantering about my PM box being full and he was teasing me in his way. It took off like a shot and the rug was pulled out from under my feet. It was a runaway train.

I hate being misunderstood and I do not like negative attention. I hope that you all will take into consideration my interaction with each of you individually, as opposed to letting that thread color your opinion of me.

OK folks...show's over! Back to your regularly scheduled programming.

 

[Mistress]

At least your admitting it wasn't serious....

Nicely, done.

 

[Renegade]

Blushing Rose

That's pretty much what I had guessed happened last night. Well, you know I still like you and MM long as you both post to my Movies thread once in awhile.

 

[estevie]

I knew it all along! I had a hard time believing that you 2 would fight publicly on the board like that.

 

[kotori]

Not me

I knew it all along! I had a hard time believing that you 2 would fight publicly on the board like that.

I was so afraid. I thought the computer was going to blow up, a ball of fire coming right down the street on the overhead line, and into the house. It was nasty. (Crazy red-head.)

 

[Guest]

Blushing Rose,

Then, is it okay for me to keep thinking that you're quiet, shy, and sensitive all rolled into one bite sized tootsie roll?

You know I'm joking with you. To me you're just Blushing Rose and that's that.

 

[Mr. Bootie]

Somehow I think I missed something here

Oh well. I've missed out on other things as well lol


kgboot

 

[Pan718]

Laughing...

I was tempted to dive in... but didn't want my presence to suggest it was in ANY WAY fraudulent. (Now isn't it odd that I felt that way... I should AskADumbSlut what that's about.)

You kids play rough, but you're still my little angels...

Smooch

Mamma Pan

 

[PowerOfOne]

I liked the thread, BR. I really did get some great insult material for future use. Used up two ink pens to get it all down though. Next time can the three of you fight slower? I really was having a hard time keeping up.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Isn't it funny how everyone reads and responds to the flames but proportionately the numbers are so much lower for the retractions? Oh so funny. heh. ahem.

I would like to say one more thing while it's pertinent. lavender, even knowing the entire thread was a crock, stepped to the plate to say some very kind and generous things about me. She was one of the first people here that I ever spoke with privately and we enjoy a mutual admiration for each other.

Thank you lavender. I won't forget your willingness to speak up for me, both in jest, and when the chips were down, with all sincerity.

 

[lavender]

 

[Rambling Rose]

ah shit...



I am feeling something....



something very much like...



could it be?...



oh yeah....



there....



it's coming...



it's a.....



GROUP HUG!!!

Shut the fuck up, lavy. It was all in good fun. Gimme that hair shirt so I can it take back to Todd before he notices I stole it from his closet.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Oh phooey, lavs, I'll hear nothing of it.

Write this down for future reference. "lavender is not responsible for KM's bad behavior." Much as I wish I could toss it all off on you, no can do.

Alls well that ends well, I say. The thread is over, a pseudo~detente has been reached, and no one is blaming anyone right at the moment.

No harm, no foul. I think all of us are strong enough to toodle off into the sunset, ego intact and just a few grumblings. We're okay and so is the board.

*snuggles*

Gawd dammit. MISTRESS!!!!!!! You can blame her for that, that, that thing. Two times in one day. This is entirely too much. I need to be purged.

 

[Guest]

you people are fucked up. take a long look at your lives and compare it to a normal person.thousands of post to a message board in under a year is pathetic. i know you like to beat up trolls but the reason i dont register is because that would make me almost as pathetic as you. my name is Nathan Bills go ahead and rip me all you want i am leaving here and never returning. later nerds

 

[Todd]

Shut the fuck up, lavy. It was all in good fun. Gimme that hair shirt so I can it take back to Todd before he notices I stole it from his closet.

huh?

 

[Renegade]

Todd

Just nod and slowly back away from the thread, bud. Nod and slowly back away.....

 

[Todd]

Re: Todd

Just nod and slowly back away from the thread, bud. Nod and slowly back away.....

if i nod right now i will fall asleep

 

[Renegade]

That's the plan.

 

[Mistress]

*snuggles*

Gawd dammit. MISTRESS!!!!!!! You can blame her for that, that, that thing. Two times in one day. This is entirely too much. I need to be purged.

 

[Guest]

bbbbbump

 

[Laurel]

you people are fucked up. take a long look at your lives and compare it to a normal person.thousands of post to a message board in under a year is pathetic. i know you like to beat up trolls but the reason i dont register is because that would make me almost as pathetic as you. my name is Nathan Bills go ahead and rip me all you want i am leaving here and never returning. later nerds

Ever once in a while, we get the "I've been reading posts here for months, and I can't believe what losers you are for posting for months" post. And it cracks me up, every single time.

Thanks, Nathan, for the laugh. (Because I know you're going to come back & check to see if anyone responded ).

 

[Laurel]

As far as the rest of the thread, no need to apologize to me. I started to doubt the veracity of the whole thing when MM proclaimed "Fuck the Holy Grail, and FUCK YOU!" That was a rather strange statement to throw into an argument.

And I hate to admit it, but the line "I hope your pussy lays dormant for years you miserable bitch!" made Coke shoot out my nose. I'm a sick puppy.

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Rose, you have been busy, I see

 

[Cheyenne]

Let's just say I'm not a fan of "faked" threads and would prefer they not end up being something that is normally done on the board. Xander and April's attempt was bad enough. I didn't think anyone would try to repeat the stunt.

 

[modest mouse]

The thread was a mistake. A brainstorm that arose between Lavender and I took root in a manner which I regret.

Rose and Muffin were treated unfairly by my actions and their names should not be involved in any discussion of culpability. Though Rose and Lavender have taken responsibility for the thread and its aftermath I feel the ultimate culprit.

I cannot pretend to add to the explanations offered by Rose and Lavender. As usual, they were clear and intelligent. I would add that whatever feelings are formed regarding the thread and its participants; Rose and Lavender are a credit to this board. I would only ever hope to bring such wit, intelligence, and compassion.

Muffin fell into a void on the thread that I did not anticipate in my ignorance. There are sparks in that thread, from both sides. Muffin shows her true colors with her apology to Rose; nothing but class.

I would hope some of you can look back at the thread and have a few laughs, after all that was its initial intention. At least laugh at myself and Lavender's more than capable shredding.

Maybe I can be the one to throw the last shovel of dirt upon it. The four of us involved in the thread have come to terms and I do not feel any lingering ill-will among us.

modest mouse



*I do have a big problem with Laurel however as she represents my Holy Grail comment with mockery. Shame on you Ms. Whisker Face.