LOST CAUSE! You WILL mow the lawn TODAY!

[The Heretic]

You're not going anywhere mister until you mow the lawn. I don't care that all your friends down at the Harley shop are waiting for you to show up, or that it is sunny out and you want to go riding!

You WILL mow the lawn!

 

[morninggirl5]

LOL


When he's done with that lawn, can you send him to mow mine, please?

 

[The Heretic]

LOL


When he's done with that lawn, can you send him to mow mine, please?

Sure, but it will take you another 6+ months to get him to mow another lawn.

 

[bluespoke]

You WILL mow the lawn!

What's up, is he lowering the tone of the neighbourhood?

 

[The Heretic]

Re: Re: LOST CAUSE! You WILL mow the lawn TODAY!

What's up, is he lowering the tone of the neighbourhood?

I wouldn't go that far (actually I would), but all the neighborhood cats come over to play "lion in the tall grass" in our yard.

 

[bluespoke]

Re: Re: Re: LOST CAUSE! You WILL mow the lawn TODAY!

I wouldn't go that far (actually I would), but all the neighborhood cats come over to play "lion in the tall grass" in our yard.

Is it possible to rig a mower on he back of a Harley?



(or is that sacrilege?)

 

[Lasz]

I would rather mow the lawn then shovel the driveway and sidewalk.

 

[The Heretic]

Re: Re: Re: Re: LOST CAUSE! You WILL mow the lawn TODAY!

Is it possible to rig a mower on he back of a Harley?

It would be redundant; a Harley is a riding lawn mower - at least with regards to performance.

 

[LadyG]

You don't really want the lawn mowed do you

After than last comment

 

[The Heretic]

You don't really want the lawn mowed do you

After than last comment

I do want it mowed - I just know that he won't mow it for about another 4 months, so I am not too worried about any Harley comments I make - besides, he knows they are all true.

 

[The Heretic]

Wake up LC - it's almost noon!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Try this:

"If you mow the lawn, you can use my tits as a washcloth in the shower later."

It always works.

 

[Cheyenne]

hehe... now I have this vision of Lost Cause and Heretic in the shower together.

 

[The Heretic]

Try this:

"If you mow the lawn, you can use my tits as a washcloth in the shower later."

It always works.

Umm, it may work for you, but I am sure it won't work for me - and I don't even want to think about it actually working!

 

[The Heretic]

hehe... now I have this vision of Lost Cause and Heretic in the shower together.

You can get that vision right out of your head - it ain't gonna happen.

 

[lickerish]

Hi Heretic *waving*

 

[The Heretic]

Hi Heretic *waving*

Hi Licky!

Is it sunny down there too?

Nice to see you.

 

[KillerMuffin]

hehe... now I have this vision of Lost Cause and Heretic in the shower together.

You can get that vision right out of your head - it ain't gonna happen.

Well drat.

Would you do it for a million bucks, monopoly money?

 

[The Heretic]

Well drat.

Would you do it for a million bucks, monopoly money?

Nope - not even real money. I just don't swing that way - besides, LC has a hairy ass.

 

[bluespoke]

Nope - not even real money. I just don't swing that way - besides, LC has a hairy ass.

Is this where we call for Chey and her Magic?

 

[The Heretic]

Is this where we call for Chey and her Magic?

If she wants to medicate LC's hairy ass with Magic, she can have at it.

 

[The Heretic]

Well, I heard something that sounded like a lawn mower so I went out to see if LC was mowing the lawn. He wasn't; it was one of his Harley friends on his bike.

 

[Lost Cause]

Literally.......

Here goes nothing!

Lawnmower has a tank of gas, it's about 40 degrees windchill, I got my longjohns on. I'm motivated, dedicated, agitated, constipated, twitterpated, and definitely thinking about it while I'm here tippy typing on the keyboard.
The finals for the NHRA drag race are on at 5:30 p.m., so I better get on it, pretty soon........maybe.......I think......okay, let's roll!

 

[The Heretic]

Re: Literally.......

Here goes nothing!

Lawnmower has a tank of gas, it's about 40 degrees windchill, I got my longjohns on. I'm motivated, dedicated, agitated, constipated, twitterpated, and definitely thinking about it while I'm here tippy typing on the keyboard.
The finals for the NHRA drag race are on at 5:30 p.m., so I better get on it, pretty soon........maybe.......I think......okay, let's roll!

I will believe it when I see it - I've heard this all before.

 

[QuickDuck]

Re: Literally.......

Here goes nothing!

Lawnmower has a tank of gas, it's about 40 degrees windchill, I got my longjohns on. I'm motivated, dedicated, agitated, constipated, twitterpated, and definitely thinking about it while I'm here tippy typing on the keyboard.
The finals for the NHRA drag race are on at 5:30 p.m., so I better get on it, pretty soon........maybe.......I think......okay, let's roll!

*chuckle* why does this sound so familiar to me?

Just replace the temperature with Celcius and cricket or rugby on the TV.

you can do it mate

*grabbing LC by the shoulders and saying in my best imitation of The Tick* I believe in you... I always have.