NostalgiaforInfinity
Virgin
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- Aug 17, 2007
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Evening, folks. Got an interesting story you may appreciate, and I sure as hell can't tell it on other forums. But the longer I've sat (hehe) on this, the more I think I have to tell someone, because I'm rather confused.
So: last Friday night I went drinking, as you do. When I came home I was on the drunker side of tipsy. If I get home in that state, I've gotten into the habit of putting in my favorite butt plug (the Titanmen Master tool #1), falling down facefirst on the bed and just going to sleep. Feels great before I go to sleep, wonderful tingle when I wake up, etc, especially with a g-string to help keep it in through the night. Awesome.
Well, I woke up Saturday morning, and the plug was gone. Just...not there. I was lying in bed with the g-string on, no butt plug, and most worrying of all, my door was ajar. "Well, shit," I thought. "Probably took it out sometime during the night and I don't remember." Thing is, I spent most of the last four nights searching, but I couldn't find it anywhere. Not in the places I normally stash it when I'm done, not anywhere weird you might expect to put something when you're drunk.
I just can't fathom where I put the damn thing, and it's nagging me. Overall, it's not that big a deal. My roommates are pretty cool, so if I did anything strange Friday night they wouldn't mind too much (and I'm sure they'd've said something by now). My girlfriend doesn't know about this habit and probably wouldn't approve, but I figure if I looked for so long and couldn't find it she probably won't stumble across it. Still, it's there. Lying in wait. Ready to ambush me.
And the worst part is, I lost my Titanmen. I love that thing. I got it for free from Adam and Eve one time a few years ago, and it outlasted every thing I bought since. Luckily they're not too expensive, and I'll probably get more than one this time. Still gonna miss my old favorite though.
TL;DR: waaaaaa. Also, confused.
So: last Friday night I went drinking, as you do. When I came home I was on the drunker side of tipsy. If I get home in that state, I've gotten into the habit of putting in my favorite butt plug (the Titanmen Master tool #1), falling down facefirst on the bed and just going to sleep. Feels great before I go to sleep, wonderful tingle when I wake up, etc, especially with a g-string to help keep it in through the night. Awesome.
Well, I woke up Saturday morning, and the plug was gone. Just...not there. I was lying in bed with the g-string on, no butt plug, and most worrying of all, my door was ajar. "Well, shit," I thought. "Probably took it out sometime during the night and I don't remember." Thing is, I spent most of the last four nights searching, but I couldn't find it anywhere. Not in the places I normally stash it when I'm done, not anywhere weird you might expect to put something when you're drunk.
I just can't fathom where I put the damn thing, and it's nagging me. Overall, it's not that big a deal. My roommates are pretty cool, so if I did anything strange Friday night they wouldn't mind too much (and I'm sure they'd've said something by now). My girlfriend doesn't know about this habit and probably wouldn't approve, but I figure if I looked for so long and couldn't find it she probably won't stumble across it. Still, it's there. Lying in wait. Ready to ambush me.
And the worst part is, I lost my Titanmen. I love that thing. I got it for free from Adam and Eve one time a few years ago, and it outlasted every thing I bought since. Luckily they're not too expensive, and I'll probably get more than one this time. Still gonna miss my old favorite though.
TL;DR: waaaaaa. Also, confused.
You talking to me?
