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[Sinful_whispers]

OH lord that sounds like my kids hair -- this was a total oopsssssssss but it is cute -- off to the vet again damn dogs

I'm so glad mine makes house calls! Least for the big critters, the dogs eh..depends. So, the poochies okay?
Tis another rainy day here, hail and rain..rain..rain...While building my ark, sipping my watered down cold coffee trudging about the sloppin' grass.. I pondered a few things..

1. If you throw a cat out a car window does it become
kitty liter?
2. If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
3. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal
injections?
4. What's another word for thesaurus?
5. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
6. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns
because they taste funny?
7. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they
afraid someone will
clean them?
8. If the funeral procession is at night, do folks
drive with their lights
off?
9. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless
or naked?
10. If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you
read all right?


Now, If you have any answers for these rather real serious questions please feel free to express your opinion. I don't wish to be wondering the rest of my life. I'd like the answers before I get alzheimers and forget I eva asked. Now..what was i saying?

 

[rozezwild]

I'm so glad mine makes house calls! Least for the big critters, the dogs eh..depends. So, the poochies okay?
Tis another rainy day here, hail and rain..rain..rain...While building my ark, sipping my watered down cold coffee trudging about the sloppin' grass.. I pondered a few things..

1. If you throw a cat out a car window does it become
kitty liter?
2. If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
3. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal
injections?
4. What's another word for thesaurus?
5. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
6. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns
because they taste funny?
7. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they
afraid someone will
clean them?
8. If the funeral procession is at night, do folks
drive with their lights
off?
9. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless
or naked?
10. If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you
read all right?


Now, If you have any answers for these rather real serious questions please feel free to express your opinion. I don't wish to be wondering the rest of my life. I'd like the answers before I get alzheimers and forget I eva asked. Now..what was i saying?

Ok here are my answers

1. No it is not kitty litter unless you are going down the road otherwise it is a pissed off cat
2. Cause the assholes that make the laws say so
3. That one i am not touching cause Michigan dont have it
4. Dictonary
5. Why do assholes wear comdoms???
6. Would you eat a creepy ass clown?? I sure the hell wouldnt
7. Afraid that we might wanna use them
8. Oh hell i dont know
9. He is a Naked homeless turtle
10. I can read just fine thank you -- i edit YOUR stories just fine


No rain here -- just grey skies and blue water-- i need some rain -- just one good soaking to get the corn in and the hay agrowin'

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Ok here are my answers

10. I can read just fine thank you -- i edit YOUR stories just fine


No rain here -- just grey skies and blue water-- i need some rain -- just one good soaking to get the corn in and the hay agrowin'

OUCH!! That one hurt! -grumbles- Actually...touche' that was quite a sly remark there young grasshopper..-bows-

I still love ya tho ya sexy thang..you grow corn and hay?

 

[rozezwild]

OUCH!! That one hurt! -grumbles- Actually...touche' that was quite a sly remark there young grasshopper..-bows-

I still love ya tho ya sexy thang..you grow corn and hay?

Grandparents and Uncle do -- hunt on and farm -- pigs ( god they are nasty) Cows, horses, and a few geese for protection

I thought you would get a kick outta that last remark

 

[snooper]

Grandparents and Uncle do -- hunt on and farm -- pigs ( god they are nasty) Cows, horses, and a few geese for protection

I never heard of anyone hunting cows before; pigs, yes, but not cows.

 

[rozezwild]

I never heard of anyone hunting cows before; pigs, yes, but not cows.

Gotta hunt the bastards when they get out -- and trust me 3 am ( when you been out drinking ) you really wanna just take the rifle and shoot them

Hence ::: hunting for the cows

 

[Sinful_whispers]

I never heard of anyone hunting cows before; pigs, yes, but not cows.

Exactly what Roze said..that's one time ya don't wanna be out there hunting 'em down, or when the pastures are 1-2 feet deep in water from heavy rains..or when you got a cougar out prowling or packs of yotes...Oh!, cant forget when it snows too. I live way out Snooper and have teens that like to let them out on purpose cause their bored. Out drinking on the backroads..nothing better to do.Thou, they gave up trying to tip them..my bulls don't take kindly to that!
We been having lots of cattle rustling happening here. I laughed when i heard that, made me think i was back in the wild wild west. But, dayum that happens these days.

Roze I was out today and thought about you..drove by the hay fields, ours in this area (not mine, I just have critters) are flooded badly nobody will be cutting it for a while plus more rain on the way!..I'm gonna drown, I'm only 5'5!

okay..and noticed something...-looks to where shes from- I can tame that wild animal in you! I can make you purrr!

 

[rozezwild]

Exactly what Roze said..that's one time ya don't wanna be out there hunting 'em down, or when the pastures are 1-2 feet deep in water from heavy rains..or when you got a cougar out prowling or packs of yotes...Oh!, cant forget when it snows too. I live way out Snooper and have teens that like to let them out on purpose cause their bored. Out drinking on the backroads..nothing better to do.Thou, they gave up trying to tip them..my bulls don't take kindly to that!
We been having lots of cattle rustling happening here. I laughed when i heard that, made me think i was back in the wild wild west. But, dayum that happens these days.

Roze I was out today and thought about you..drove by the hay fields, ours in this area (not mine, I just have critters) are flooded badly nobody will be cutting it for a while plus more rain on the way!..I'm gonna drown, I'm only 5'5!

okay..and noticed something...-looks to where shes from- I can tame that wild animal in you! I can make you purrr!

Bet you can Baby -- I bet you can tame me

Oh those little bastards when they let them out GRRRRRRRRRRRR i would like to take buck shot to thier asses

We dont get Cougars very often But the Yotes are getting pretty damn gutsy

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Bet you can Baby -- I bet you can tame me

Oh those little bastards when they let them out GRRRRRRRRRRRR i would like to take buck shot to thier asses

We dont get Cougars very often But the Yotes are getting pretty damn gutsy

-laughs- for some reason I can see ya weilding that shotgun..while the rest ducked down or ran for cover...the tip of your little pink tongue across yer lips while you..placed the target in sight..-shivvers as it sounds erotik as all git out..wipes the drool-

They say here the yotes are gonna be horrible this year..the wolves have moved further this way now..the hibernation season was short for everything..and the lack of food..their all messed up.

Guess what..tis raining here!..nothing new i know demmit!..got a new pup today trying to figure out what the critter is..cant see it being full lab. It just dont look it at all.

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Dayum! I forgot to reply to the main comment....

Hmm..so would you like me to tame you with love and care..or just outta lust? I can easily do either...

 

[rozezwild]

Dayum! I forgot to reply to the main comment....

Hmm..so would you like me to tame you with love and care..or just outta lust? I can easily do either...

Whichever one you want sweetie -- and i am trying to figure how to put a pit stop to Mo. to see you when we do our road trip in March

 

[rozezwild]

-laughs- for some reason I can see ya weilding that shotgun..while the rest ducked down or ran for cover...the tip of your little pink tongue across yer lips while you..placed the target in sight..-shivvers as it sounds erotik as all git out..wipes the drool-

They say here the yotes are gonna be horrible this year..the wolves have moved further this way now..the hibernation season was short for everything..and the lack of food..their all messed up.

Guess what..tis raining here!..nothing new i know demmit!..got a new pup today trying to figure out what the critter is..cant see it being full lab. It just dont look it at all.

They are saying North of me about an hour or so that they are seeing signs of cougars and that is not even in the Upper Peninsula yet
It is going to ba a long ass summer and shorter fucking winter

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Whichever one you want sweetie -- and i am trying to figure how to put a pit stop to Mo. to see you when we do our road trip in March

-groans ans slips in the puddle of drool...laying there as her mind goes deeply within the bottom of the gutter-

Well..Im on the far south western side of MO. I'm like 4-4.5 hrs from Tennessee..and less than from Ark. line. So it all depends on which way yer coming thru.

-places a new leather order in for March-

 

[Sinful_whispers]

They are saying North of me about an hour or so that they are seeing signs of cougars and that is not even in the Upper Peninsula yet
It is going to ba a long ass summer and shorter fucking winter

-nods- from what i understand which isn't much in my state of Insanity, the earth is shifting slowly..so what plants that grew in the north..will eventually be growing in the south and visa versa..and with that the critters are going with the change.

Yups, I think here were starting out really wet (snorts..and think..chuckles) anyways..were getting alot of rain in the spring and the summer will end up droughting out like always. I have NO yard, basically i'm in the smack dab middle woods, so i'm hoping the trees will shelter me from the sun and it wont be as hot as they say it's gonne get. The winter was mild here ..im hoping for another one of those this year but we wont think of that now..that means Xmas..and money..and being broke..needing to cut wood..-shudders at em all-


If ya peek at the pics ive attached the first two..1. is 3 feet off the back of my house..thats my back 'yard' 2. is taken from my front porch..right nexta my house..3 &4 are from my front porch..those are my front 'yard' and more. Talk about backwoods country..mmhm..that's where I am!

Okies you sexy piece of womanly flesh...tis time to get my ass to bed i guess..been a long ass day..may yer dreams be sensual when you close yer eyes tonight..-hugs- niters!



erfles..they screwed up..but thats my..'yard' not in that order but ya got the idea.

 

[rozezwild]

-groans ans slips in the puddle of drool...laying there as her mind goes deeply within the bottom of the gutter-

Well..Im on the far south western side of MO. I'm like 4-4.5 hrs from Tennessee..and less than from Ark. line. So it all depends on which way yer coming thru.

-places a new leather order in for March-

Well hell we might be able to do that -- just a quick hello - like that is all that it will be -- i will never wanna leave -- on a real farm again

 

[rozezwild]

-nods- from what i understand which isn't much in my state of Insanity, the earth is shifting slowly..so what plants that grew in the north..will eventually be growing in the south and visa versa..and with that the critters are going with the change.

Yups, I think here were starting out really wet (snorts..and think..chuckles) anyways..were getting alot of rain in the spring and the summer will end up droughting out like always. I have NO yard, basically i'm in the smack dab middle woods, so i'm hoping the trees will shelter me from the sun and it wont be as hot as they say it's gonne get. The winter was mild here ..im hoping for another one of those this year but we wont think of that now..that means Xmas..and money..and being broke..needing to cut wood..-shudders at em all-


If ya peek at the pics ive attached the first two..1. is 3 feet off the back of my house..thats my back 'yard' 2. is taken from my front porch..right nexta my house..3 &4 are from my front porch..those are my front 'yard' and more. Talk about backwoods country..mmhm..that's where I am!

Okies you sexy piece of womanly flesh...tis time to get my ass to bed i guess..been a long ass day..may yer dreams be sensual when you close yer eyes tonight..-hugs- niters!



erfles..they screwed up..but thats my..'yard' not in that order but ya got the idea.

I get the picture and they are beautiful -- that is what i wish i could do for my daughter-- in the middle of no where -- me , her and the animals -- but i know right now i cant -- she needs to earn her way into a good college and so far so good -- not even in high school and has 1 credit already --might have 2 if she tests outta this class that they have her in

Ok off to feed the brat -- never ending story

 

[Sinful_whispers]

I get the picture and they are beautiful -- that is what i wish i could do for my daughter-- in the middle of no where -- me , her and the animals -- but i know right now i cant -- she needs to earn her way into a good college and so far so good -- not even in high school and has 1 credit already --might have 2 if she tests outta this class that they have her in

Ok off to feed the brat -- never ending story

Sometimes..I get crazy, and miss the mini market that used to be 5 minutes away..but I guess you gotta give up to get. Dayum, if her grades are that good she should be able to get a great choice for college. My daughter is going into the service as soon as the shit going on now is over, then maybe to college. She was to go in..last year but changed her mind cus she didnt want sent over after a family friend came home and told her about it..and I know i couldnt handle that.
What's yer daughter wanna be when she 'grows up'?

Tell ya what if that chance ever comes..look for land in MO. and Ark. alot of good deals for cheap..about shocked the hell outta me when we came here.

 

[rozezwild]

Sometimes..I get crazy, and miss the mini market that used to be 5 minutes away..but I guess you gotta give up to get. Dayum, if her grades are that good she should be able to get a great choice for college. My daughter is going into the service as soon as the shit going on now is over, then maybe to college. She was to go in..last year but changed her mind cus she didnt want sent over after a family friend came home and told her about it..and I know i couldnt handle that.
What's yer daughter wanna be when she 'grows up'?

Tell ya what if that chance ever comes..look for land in MO. and Ark. alot of good deals for cheap..about shocked the hell outta me when we came here.

She is torn right now -- not sure if she wants to be a Deisel Mechanic so she can drive her own truck and fix it -- or open her own shop and say to all the men that tell her she cant do it -- that she fucking did it ( nothing like her momma,,, nope,,, not at all )

Might look that way then -- i am really thinking about running away from home

 

[Sinful_whispers]

She is torn right now -- not sure if she wants to be a Deisel Mechanic so she can drive her own truck and fix it -- or open her own shop and say to all the men that tell her she cant do it -- that she fucking did it ( nothing like her momma,,, nope,,, not at all )

Might look that way then -- i am really thinking about running away from home

My momma and step dad drove truck as a team for over 20 years. My step dad is past 30 years in it, my momma had to give it up. I was to drive last year with Schneider or Prime..till I tested for diabetis and high blood pressure..they wont allow me to drive. Kinda killed my dream of driving coast to coast..sucks ass..I waited till my daughter was outta school..and on her own..and got screwed but In the long run..Id have missed alot if I had.

Anyways, she'd kick ass in that business. We will always have truckers. They tried trains for transportation of goods and it's not worked out for the most part.

My fem friend, she drives truck did for 27 years still driving, she was gonna do that but she was so used to dirving ..not being in a truck..wasnt her.

Trucking industry can be good money for her on that end of it.

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Okay..funnies time....

(This one is gross..lol)

A policeman drives by a bar late one night, after
closing time, and notices two male patrons, obviously
drunk, lying on the sidewalk in front of the
establishment. When he parks the squad car and
approaches, he notices that one of the men has his
finger up the other one's exposed ass. When the
policeman asks just what is going on, the owner of the
finger states, "My friend here is very drunk and I'm
trying to make him throw up". The policeman informs the
fellow that normally you would make someone throw up my
putting a finger into his throat, not his ass! to which
the drunk replies, "When I put this finger down his
throat, I guarantee you he WILL throw up!"

A kid comes home from school and says to his mom,
"Mom I've got a problem." She says, "Tell me." He
tells her that the boys at school are using two
words he doesn't understand. She asks him what
they are. He tells her "well, pussy and bitch." She
says, "Oh that's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our
little Mittens, and bitch is a female dog like our
Sandy."

He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop
in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys
at school are using words I don't know and I asked
mom and I don't think she told me the exact
meaning." Dad says, "Son, I told you never to go to
mom with these matters, she can't handle them.
What are the words?" He tells him...pussy and bitch.
Dad says, "OK," and pulls a Playboy down from the
shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of
the centerfold and says, "son, everything inside this
circle is pussy." "OK, dad, so what's a bitch?" "Son,"
he says, "everything outside that circle."

Hmm..this post is my 500th post...does anything special happen?..money? naked dancers? anything?

 

[rozezwild]

My momma and step dad drove truck as a team for over 20 years. My step dad is past 30 years in it, my momma had to give it up. I was to drive last year with Schneider or Prime..till I tested for diabetis and high blood pressure..they wont allow me to drive. Kinda killed my dream of driving coast to coast..sucks ass..I waited till my daughter was outta school..and on her own..and got screwed but In the long run..Id have missed alot if I had.

Anyways, she'd kick ass in that business. We will always have truckers. They tried trains for transportation of goods and it's not worked out for the most part.

My fem friend, she drives truck did for 27 years still driving, she was gonna do that but she was so used to dirving ..not being in a truck..wasnt her.

Trucking industry can be good money for her on that end of it.

That is what i told her -- it is a toss up everyday between that and a good old fashioned Vet -- told her that that one is harder to make the money in -- she said she didnt care she was living with me forever anyway -- so as long as she can take care of Us who cares

Damn i love that brat

 

[rozezwild]

Okay..funnies time....

(This one is gross..lol)

A policeman drives by a bar late one night, after
closing time, and notices two male patrons, obviously
drunk, lying on the sidewalk in front of the
establishment. When he parks the squad car and
approaches, he notices that one of the men has his
finger up the other one's exposed ass. When the
policeman asks just what is going on, the owner of the
finger states, "My friend here is very drunk and I'm
trying to make him throw up". The policeman informs the
fellow that normally you would make someone throw up my
putting a finger into his throat, not his ass! to which
the drunk replies, "When I put this finger down his
throat, I guarantee you he WILL throw up!"

A kid comes home from school and says to his mom,
"Mom I've got a problem." She says, "Tell me." He
tells her that the boys at school are using two
words he doesn't understand. She asks him what
they are. He tells her "well, pussy and bitch." She
says, "Oh that's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our
little Mittens, and bitch is a female dog like our
Sandy."

He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop
in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys
at school are using words I don't know and I asked
mom and I don't think she told me the exact
meaning." Dad says, "Son, I told you never to go to
mom with these matters, she can't handle them.
What are the words?" He tells him...pussy and bitch.
Dad says, "OK," and pulls a Playboy down from the
shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of
the centerfold and says, "son, everything inside this
circle is pussy." "OK, dad, so what's a bitch?" "Son,"
he says, "everything outside that circle."

Hmm..this post is my 500th post...does anything special happen?..money? naked dancers? anything?

Oh the second one would get him killed

and i will jump outta a cake for you

 

[Sinful_whispers]

That is what i told her -- it is a toss up everyday between that and a good old fashioned Vet -- told her that that one is harder to make the money in -- she said she didnt care she was living with me forever anyway -- so as long as she can take care of Us who cares

Damn i love that brat

Holly wanted to be a vet for a long time, till she found out the cost for college and it took 8 years of schooling to be one. My sister is going for a Marine biologist, and thats a rough thing to school for she's in alaska. Hard ass courses.

Mmhmm..I got that as well..she was gonna live with me forever..and take care me when I was old..it always made me feel good to hear those words slip from her mouth. She's still planning to move to MO. so..im enjoying my time before she does.

NOW...I'll take you jumping out of a cake anyday! I'll even make sure I have cash bills in the amounts of 5's, 10's and 20's handle if ya dance...

For now my dear sweet wild Roze..I bid you adieu...may pleasant dreams fill your head tonight while you sleep.

 

[snooper]

Gotta hunt the bastards when they get out -- and trust me 3 am ( when you been out drinking ) you really wanna just take the rifle and shoot them

Hence ::: hunting for the cows

Another transatlantic language problem!

In the UK we round up strays and escapees. When we hunt it is chasing prey which is either naturally running wild or has been let loose deliberately for the pleasure of hunting it.

Drag hunting is not, however, chasing a cross-dressing human.

 

[rozezwild]

Another transatlantic language problem!

In the UK we round up strays and escapees. When we hunt it is chasing prey which is either naturally running wild or has been let loose deliberately for the pleasure of hunting it.

Drag hunting is not, however, chasing a cross-dressing human.

Oh hell do i want to know what Drag Hunting is??

Oh and the hunting thing -- it is because i either A) have to go tromping through the woods or B) have to get the gun out and horse out and shoot to scare them outta the feilds and when you do that you better be prepared to shoot other things that come outta there to