Looking for that frisson again

[korus]

[i must confess i am filled with lust
for the lady in boa
i thought she was a real goer
but i must admit speaking in rhyme
has me thinking all the time

 

[Inrhapsody]

korus


Even though I have no boa,
I pray you don't turn me away.
I can provide the sensuous lace
And I want just want to play.

What do you say EA...did I entice you back?

 

[korus]

korus


Even though I have no boa,
I pray you don't turn me away.
I can provide the sensuous lace
And I want just want to play.

What do you say EA...did I entice you back?

turns smikes as he thinks of rhyme

 

[Inrhapsody]

I feel quiet certain that your rhyme will be sublime.

 

[korus]

I feel quiet certain that your rhyme will be sublime.

my rhyme is hard to find
nothing is comeing to mind

 

[katze101]

Good morning, my dear Welshman
Is everything sunny in dear old Britain?
Or is the rain falling
And thunderstorms coming
On this Saturday in The Queen's plain?

Hello Ms. Inrhapsody
I hope you have good melody
To dance, sing and jive
So you can watch the Olympics live
And then you'll have fun a-plenty!

(morning rhymes are more difficult to make)

 

[korus]

it rains it falls
my phone it calls
but not lady i would to call
i wish i dream
is all i do
untill i can hear my ryhmeing girls again

 

[Inrhapsody]

it rains it falls
my phone it calls
but not lady i would to call
i wish i dream
is all i do
untill i can hear my ryhmeing girls again

I do not think I have a rhyme
the day it calls to me
might have to be another time
we'll just have to see

 

[korus]

I do not think I have a rhyme
the day it calls to me
might have to be another time
we'll just have to see

we will see is i will say
i wait with baited breath to see you again

 

[katze101]

Our dear EA is now preoccupied
Helping his friend, his hands are now tied
It is up to others to keep this thread alive
So I will help, with groove and jive!

My dear Korus, I hope the rain is gone
And tomorrow you'll see the morning sun
Start of the week for the man in Wales
To his sweetness, everthing pales.

 

[korus]

[


pale as the skin of a lady not i the sun
is all i look for when i run

 

[Scotsman69]

Afraid I have to say that poor EA's humanitarian absence hasn't improved this thread.

I reckon poetry is best left to Burns and MacDiarmid so I'm not even going to try.....

But I do want to say hi

To all my smi

ley pals

XX

 

[katze101]

Hello dearest Scotsman69!
I hope you are doing mighty fine.
You were missed on this thread
EA's friend has a sore heart and head
YourEagerToy will be sublime
When she reads you're back in a rhyme!

Salutations, Korus dear
I hope your day was filled with good cheer
And that Wales was not dreary.
Now I'll stop it here
Coz I'm getting silly!

 

[korus]

[


this rhyme is getting silly
now what on earth can i rhyme with silly
billy milly or w

 

[Wings27]

I do miss EA's brilliant additions to his own thread, but I have to say, you rhyming, crazy people do make it interesting.

 

[EnglishAgain]

bursts in, raises hat with a flourish and....

and wonders what everyone else has been up to over the past couple of days. Wow, rhyme and rhythm, boogie and beat. Already I'm typing and tapping my feet, Wings27, thanks you're so sweet, I've missed you all terribly and I'm back in my seat.

My poor friend has been going through the mill. He's just realised he's been a complete wally through the course of his marriage and can now understand why she left him. I put it down to his being a man. We're all pretty useless as a gender and once women figure out how to open their own jars we're all finished (not my line, I saw it on the TV, but I agree wholeheartedly with the sentiments).

Anyway I have been soothing his brow and listening sympathetically to his outpourings and now I'm all empathied out. I need to be here, basking in my own blather and talking twaddle to my little heart's content.

Hi one and all. It's great to be back. I've discovered I'm neither self aware, nor self Oh where? I confessed me swinging proclivities to my friend at one point (as a distraction technique) and he was most interested. Seems everyone is a closet sex beast.

Anyhoo, I'm off to nibble my toenails and suck the nectar from life's sweet branches. If you need me I shall be flirting over there by the rivers of Barbie-lon, where we sat down.

Did anyone ever discover what the M was for in Boney M? Why weren't they succulent T or athletic Q? Not H obviously because that's not a commercially sexy letter, but any other consonant would have done, surely?

Who's watching the Olympics? I find hours of staring at finely honed young bodies, thinking about 5 rings and contemplating all that diving strangely erotic. Is it just me? Stronger, higher, faster, better, more, harder, deeper, oh yes yes, give it to me now.

Well, as mottoes go...

See? Fully frisky, made up with mojo and replete with raunch. Oh yes, I'm back! Sorry

 

[EnglishAgain]

People

A veritable Korus of you on here. I notice some distinct silences though. Inrhapsody (whose real name is sreth, she's one of the snake people of ysth) has been silent for some time. YourEagerToy is obviously busy elsewhere, but then it's only 135 days to her birthday so she's probably busy thinking about presents.

May I be the first to say Hippy BathDay to you, YET?

Anyone else for anyone else? I see there's still someone hanging around from the highlands....

By the way, all you American types, did anyone ever get caught for that JR shooting? We were following it on the news over here I think. My memory's not that good, but there seemed to be so many suspects....

What?

Fiction?

Dallas isn't real?

What about Vermont?

Now I really don't know what to think about OJ.

 

[EnglishAgain]

There were others too, vague ethereal forms in the mist, shapeless memories coalescing into wondrous comments and emotive avatars (yes, I'm talking to you, Miss King) who seem to be gone and yet not gone, like those sweeties from childhoold that they don't make any more.

Vixen? Seamstryss? Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Bonio?

Did you all like U2? I thought they were great when they first got going, and all those early songs about the 11o'clock tick tock and Sunday, Bloody Sunday was great. Pity they got shot down in the end.

I must retire now, I plan to eat a whole trombone this evening so I need to prepare with some throat lubricant.

Not that I'm one for blowing my own trumpet.

 

[EnglishAgain]

Afraid I have to say that poor EA's humanitarian absence hasn't improved this thread.

I reckon poetry is best left to Burns and MacDiarmid so I'm not even going to try.....

But I do want to say hi

To all my smi

ley pals

XX

Nobody does it better....
makes me feel sad or alone...
nobody does it .. half as good as you....
maybe your the best!

Goshfrollickins, that sounded good enough to be made into a professional song. Perhaps with an accompanying movie? We could call it "The guy who loved me" or would that attract too many homoerotic tendencies? Perhaps we'll keep it simple - My name is Bond..... and an englishman's word is his"

 

[PaintedSeamstryss]

Welcome Back EA!

Welcome Back My Dear,

I think everybody has been away for a bit, myself included. Passing by to say Hello to everyone and give you a very special Welcome Back!!! complete with *Smooches*...lol. Prior engagements for the day prohibit me from loitering very long, but I will see you all soon.....

Hugs & Lix!

Trombone you say? Interesting......

 

[EnglishAgain]

praise and flattery

I do miss EA's brilliant additions to his own thread, but I have to say, you rhyming, crazy people do make it interesting.

Oooh you'll have me blushing all over.

(hold on, I didn't know I could blush there. Wow, what an interesting shade of pink. Oh, that's not blushing, is it? I think I better get some more of that cream from the doc)

It's not my thread, it's everyone elses'. I'm now wondering whether that apostrophe is in the right place. You see it? The one on the end of "elses" Now I won't sleep tonight. Bother.

Where was I? Oh yes, those brilliant additions are all added by someone else. I sit in a small room in the back dressed only in a violet smoking jacket and twirling and enormous handlebar moustache which used to be my grandmother's. The texts are written by a pair of pixies who also sew me fresh shoes every day from some small scraps of leather I leave out overnight. Clever little things, aren't they?
Pity I'm size 10, they always make the shoes to a size 9. Bastards! I'll get 'em.

 

[PaintedSeamstryss]

Oooh you'll have me blushing all over.

(hold on, I didn't know I could blush there. Wow, what an interesting shade of pink. Oh, that's not blushing, is it? I think I better get some more of that cream from the doc)

It's not my thread, it's everyone elses'. I'm now wondering whether that apostrophe is in the right place. You see it? The one on the end of "elses" Now I won't sleep tonight. Bother.

Where was I? Oh yes, those brilliant additions are all added by someone else. I sit in a small room in the back dressed only in a violet smoking jacket and twirling and enormous handlebar moustache which used to be my grandmother's. The texts are written by a pair of pixies who also sew me fresh shoes every day from some small scraps of leather I leave out overnight. Clever little things, aren't they?
Pity I'm size 10, they always make the shoes to a size 9. Bastards! I'll get 'em.

ONLY a smoking jacket??? Interesting mental pic there.....

 

[Wings27]

Oooh you'll have me blushing all over.

(hold on, I didn't know I could blush there. Wow, what an interesting shade of pink. Oh, that's not blushing, is it? I think I better get some more of that cream from the doc)

It's not my thread, it's everyone elses'. I'm now wondering whether that apostrophe is in the right place. You see it? The one on the end of "elses" Now I won't sleep tonight. Bother.

Where was I? Oh yes, those brilliant additions are all added by someone else. I sit in a small room in the back dressed only in a violet smoking jacket and twirling and enormous handlebar moustache which used to be my grandmother's. The texts are written by a pair of pixies who also sew me fresh shoes every day from some small scraps of leather I leave out overnight. Clever little things, aren't they?
Pity I'm size 10, they always make the shoes to a size 9. Bastards! I'll get 'em.

I saw it...the apostrophe, I mean...not the blushing. Not even I...of the magic camera can see you from across the ocean. As for the apostrophe, I've put away my red editing pen for the night, you are safe from my slashes and comments.

While the pixies MIGHT be bastards, at least they're clever little ones. I just hate when the bastards, er the pixies, are dunces. Their pointy little hats can hurt terribly when inserted in to an eye.

And you know, I have a violet smoking jacket as well, oh wait, that's a corset. Oh dear. hmm, close enough maybe? Although I would like to know exactly WHAT you do to your shoes that you require a new pair every day.

You have been missed...although maybe that's because I have terrible aim.

 

[Inrhapsody]

EA you were certainly missed
I came here often seeking
a funny word or longing kiss
my heart again is beating.


Welcome back sexy Brit.

D

 

[EnglishAgain]

bumping for reasons which will become clear, hopefully!