Looking for that frisson again

[katze101]

Oh Seamstryss, the waving of the feather boa and the swishing of hips were not exclusively for you. It was for the general public, in acknowledgement of your purring for my rhyme. Also for the entertainment of the masses of lurkers who read this thread. lol I may be a reporter by day, but at night, I can be a poet and can-can dancer.

 

[katze101]

Page 6!

Oh my gosh! We're on page 6 now!

Here's a *cartwheel*, and another *wave* of the feather boa and *swishing* of hips!

 

[PaintedSeamstryss]

Oh Seamstryss, the waving of the feather boa and the swishing of hips were not exclusively for you. It was for the general public, in acknowledgement of your purring for my rhyme. Also for the entertainment of the masses of lurkers who read this thread. lol I may be a reporter by day, but at night, I can be a poet and can-can dancer. [/QUOTe


Just acknowledging your display katze and showing a little appreciation (wink,wink)....gotta love a woman with multiple talents....

 

[PaintedSeamstryss]

Oh my gosh! We're on page 6 now!

Here's a *cartwheel*, and another *wave* of the feather boa and *swishing* of hips!

Yes we are.....been a very busy day. *wonders if the photographer is still close enough for yet another photo op*

 

[katze101]

Seamstyss:

Yes, he is near (the photographer, that is). In fact, he's in my... vicinity. lol We're *good* friends. But he doesn't do photo shoots during nights. He has other... activities to keep him busy.

*Ooh... stop that! Can't you see I'm busy with the computer?*

But keep it quiet, ok? We can't let The Sun know that I'm *friends* with him. We belong to different newspapers. lol

 

[PaintedSeamstryss]

Seamstyss:

Yes, he is near (the photographer, that is). In fact, he's in my... vicinity. lol We're *good* friends. But he doesn't do photo shoots during nights. He has other... activities to keep him busy.

*Ooh... stop that! Can't you see I'm busy with the computer?*

But keep it quiet, ok? We can't let The Sun know that I'm *friends* with him. We belong to different newspapers. lol

Your secret is safe with me....*looks like it is just you and I. I think the gents have bailed on us* Don't mind me, carry on with your photographer....

 

[katze101]

I'm afraid I have to bail out on you too. It's way past my bedtime.

*ooohh... that feels nice... oh! not there! I'm still on the computer with Seamstryss!*

Shut-eye time for me. Enjoy your afternoon/evening!

*final wave of the boa and swish of the hips for tonight*

*goes off to bed with.... * (for you lurkers out there, don't tell The Sun, ok?)

 

[korus]

wish i got to this thread with my camera to takes pic before damn my lack of good timeing

 

[PaintedSeamstryss]

I'm afraid I have to bail out on you too. It's way past my bedtime.

*ooohh... that feels nice... oh! not there! I'm still on the computer with Seamstryss!*

Shut-eye time for me. Enjoy your afternoon/evening!

*final wave of the boa and swish of the hips for tonight*

*goes off to bed with.... * (for you lurkers out there, don't tell The Sun, ok?)

G'nite Katze..have a great night......

 

[PaintedSeamstryss]

wish i got to this thread with my camera to takes pic before damn my lack of good timeing

Well korus, there never seems to be a lack of photo ops here...lol..there will be more I am sure....

 

[korus]

Well korus, there never seems to be a lack of photo ops here...lol..there will be more I am sure....

not willing pose are we

 

[PaintedSeamstryss]

not willing pose are we

Never said not willing. However, according to my contract, all photo ops must include English....

 

[korus]

Never said not willing. However, according to my contract, all photo ops must include English....

damn must remember to read the small print on the contracts next time

 

[katze101]

OMG! A new gent in this thread! (I just had to check before I went to bed.) lol

A Welsh photographer! Now that's a thought....

Korus: you're welcome to take pics anytime. In fact, maybe Seamstryss is willing to do a few poses now... it's up to the two of you. I have my own photographer *nearby*.

Ta-ta!

 

[korus]

OMG! A new gent in this thread! (I just had to check before I went to bed.) lol

A Welsh photographer! Now that's a thought....

Korus: you're welcome to take pics anytime. In fact, maybe Seamstryss is willing to do a few poses now... it's up to the two of you. I have my own photographer *nearby*.

Ta-ta!

i am willing amd yes i am gent last time i looked

 

[PaintedSeamstryss]

damn must remember to read the small print on the contracts next time

I think I must re-examine the contract though...I think I look absolutely fabulous in this boa though....perhaps there is a loop-hole...(wink,wink) It would be shame to waste such a great shot....

 

[korus]

I think I must re-examine the contract though...I think I look absolutely fabulous in this boa though....perhaps there is a loop-hole...(wink,wink) It would be shame to waste such a great shot....

it says right down the bottom you can do solo shots only if your wearing a feather boa and very little else hmm

 

[PaintedSeamstryss]

it says right down the bottom you can do solo shots only if your wearing a feather boa and very little else hmm

*takes out magnifying glass, inspects the contract*

Well, ok maybe just one pose ....

 

[your_eager_toy]

Not so much vanished as back to lurking in the shadows. Left all alone over here on the Dark Side... and the fun's all done, you're all off to bed before I even get home from work. Cursed different time zones.

But I have to say Wow! Gone from the computer for a couple days and return to discover I'm several pages behind. Suddenly everyone's a bunch of Chatty Kathys ... and poets as well.

Somewhat intimidating, as the best I can manage are some off-colour limericks.

There once was a man from East Kent...

beautiful poetry, it is not.

Y.E.T

 

[katze101]

Not so much vanished as back to lurking in the shadows. Left all alone over here on the Dark Side... and the fun's all done, you're all off to bed before I even get home from work. Cursed different time zones.

YET: Welcome back! I'm glad you stopped lurking in the shadows, and stepped up into the limelight again. Even if you're now on the Dark Side, it's alright! Scotsman69 seems to have gone off into the mountains, leaving you alone. But languish not, my dear! You can still join me & PaintedSeamstryss in our "happy dance", since we're now on page 6! The can-can dance would look SO much better with three lovely ladies. I'm wearing a bright orange costume with yellow feather boa while Seamstryss has a pink boa and red(?) costume. You may choose your colours; we have to choreograph our dance act, soon! Never mind the time zones, I'm sure we'll be able to fix something in this cyberworld. Now we have Korus, a Welsh photographer who's willing and able to take our glam shots.

 

[EnglishAgain]

YET: Welcome back! I'm glad you stopped lurking in the shadows, and stepped up into the limelight again. Even if you're now on the Dark Side, it's alright! Scotsman69 seems to have gone off into the mountains, leaving you alone. But languish not, my dear! You can still join me & PaintedSeamstryss in our "happy dance", since we're now on page 6! The can-can dance would look SO much better with three lovely ladies. I'm wearing a bright orange costume with yellow feather boa while Seamstryss has a pink boa and red(?) costume. You may choose your colours; we have to choreograph our dance act, soon! Never mind the time zones, I'm sure we'll be able to fix something in this cyberworld. Now we have Korus, a Welsh photographer who's willing and able to take our glam shots.

Good grief, look at this thread go! I must admit, we seem to have wandered a little off topic though, do we not? Ah well, on to some observations.

I'd like to say welcome back but I'm not at all sure about you yet, YET, yet I think we must give you the benefit of the doubt. If not, a man with a time machine could always be useful to pop back to this point in the thread and change this decision. Is that too paradoxical? No, I think not.

No, I'm just saying I think not, that was a general observance.

Has anyone seen the Dark Knight yet?

Can cans, boas, dance and distraction, lovely ladies, most lovely. I must admit however that although your assets are "mighty fine" (it's a technical term from Texas, along with "lil lady" and "hornswoggled") I personally am here to admire the ample charms of your perfect prose. Katze and Seamstryss have minds like vipers; lithe, agile, potentially deadly yet completely fascinating. Y.E.T. pretends not to play too hard but there's some speedy synapses there. Everyone else has gone a little quiet and I think they may have the right idea. Has this thread gone too far now? I feel that it has probably run its course and the kindest thing we can do for it would be to take it out into a nice summer meadow and gently put it out of its misery. What do you think?

I'll put up a couple of other replies but I'm very tempted to just wave goodbye and move on to threads anew.

 

[EnglishAgain]

Do you suppose "swords" is a metaphor for something else. Hummmm...I just can't think what is might be.

Mighty swords?
Well, epee perhaps.

More of a knife fight really.

In fact, I'm practically unarmed. Oh cruel fate...

 

[IsabellaKing]

Good grief, look at this thread go! I must admit, we seem to have wandered a little off topic though, do we not? Ah well, on to some observations.


I'll put up a couple of other replies but I'm very tempted to just wave goodbye and move on to threads anew.

I think your thread still has potential, English - or maybe it's that you weave it together well.

What exactly was the original topic?

 

[EnglishAgain]

geekonomics

Hi all,

I got myself a little lost trying to keep up with all the diverse directions the thread was taking, so I took a command decision to just ignore it all and go wandering off on my merry little way. If we turn left up here, off the path a little way and into the woods then I think we'll lose the others and we can just hunker down and chat about inconsequential things as we get to know each other.

How are you today? I'm feeling many things, none of them female.
Firstly, I was once in the Army and I just saw a slogan that said "How do you terrify a squaddie? Give him a spelling test." Would I be right to be offended? I don't think I'm atypical. Most of the squaddies I served with were far brighter than I, and able to grapple with concepts like particle physics at the same time as juggling manatees without even breaking a sweat.

Also I'm supposed to be at work, and my company is doing ok (making a profit, bringing in new orders and new customers) but to be honest I'm bored rigid with it. If I left now then the company would be able to keep going just fine, and I'm wondering if I should do exactly that and go find something more challenging to do.

I am a man without matching socks. I never seem to be able to pair my socks together. They're fine when I take them off, I put them in the wash, when I get to the other side I find my socks are half as good as they used to be because one of them has gone missing. I've checked the house for Borrowers and there aren't any. I appreciate that 96% of the universe is made up of dark matter and that my socks are usually black so they may have been absorbed there, but in truth I suspect I'm being burgled by a one-legged man. I believe him to be genetically one-legged, not that he has stepped on an alligator whilst shopping, because it is not always the left or right sock that is missing. Perhaps it is a family of Jocks? The hop-scotches? I better inform the police of my suspicions.

Anyway, I was just wondering how many views this thread has had now? Back on page 1 there were some different and alluring names who haven't really shown up since. Did you see that Asti's avatar? What a way to arrange your pixels that was! Of course they may be on holiday.

Talking of dark matter and socks, is anyone looking forward to the Olympics?

Did I mention that I watched the Big Bang Theory last night? Funnier than giving a colonoscopy to a wasp, but I have a real problem with the title. Bang is a sound, and in the beginning there was only a formless vacuum which doesn't carry sound, so there cannot be a bang. Therefore, ergo and QED the theory should be renamed the big silence theory, which in turn cannot be measured (small silence or big silence? There's is no such thing until you try being a stand up comedian) so the theory is just The Theory.

So nothing happened in the beginning. Oh, well apart from God saying "Let there be light". It worries me that he may have been talking to himself....

Although I'm probably not best suited to criticise.....

 

[EnglishAgain]

I think your thread still has potential, English - or maybe it's that you weave it together well.

What exactly was the original topic?

The original topic was that I was looking to re-establish my flirt. I am overwhelmed by the dullness of my day sometimes and carry it back to my home life too often. I'm normally gregarious, outgoing, and although average in every other way I am probably more enthusiastic than most people. It's my one redeeming quality and I felt like I was losing it and most of my sense of fun. This thread was a definite attempt to discover people like me, people who are responsible and sensible and businesslike and driven, but when you lift them up and look underneath you see they have a seething undercurrent of heat, passion, ideas, imagination...a world of illicit deviance and just need the right mind or the right encouragement to help it free again. I have that dark underbelly, that riptide of hot emotion, and this may be my vent.

Oh who am I kidding? In truth this place is just me on an ego trip looking for self gratification. I get pleasure out of making people smile, so I'm just feeding my ego really.

On reflection, this thread was an attempt to be a bit of both, a reconciliation of the extremes of my nature. Hence I am not sure if it would ever work, and I was really concerned that it was getting dull. I don't want to bore people. Always leave them wanting more...