Lobster Tail...(Warning this is gross, but true)

Kip Carson

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NASTY!!!!!

THIS IS DISGUSTING
Nice................

Susy DeLucci and the Miracle of Life.

One morning around 5am 22 year old Susan DaLucci of Kittery Maine, woke up with
a painful need to urinate. At first she thought she had diarrhea, but when she stood up out of bed, she realized
that
it was urinary pain.


It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhea, just out the wrong hole.
She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it her vagina erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard. In
paralyzing pain, Ms. DeLucci for the next few minutes continued to push and squirt out
of her vagina a burning tide of wretch and filth while she gripped the sides of the toilet, white-knuckled.
She was screaming wildly, and the neighbors called the police.
When
medics arrived they found Ms. DeNucci unconscious lying on the floor of her bathroom wearing nothing but her bath robe. Running down her leg, was a stream of brown
and green syrup. The medic had to transfer her to a stretcher, so he grabbed her left leg which was bent crossing her other leg,
to straighten her out. She was lying there all twisted up.
When he lifted her left leg to straighten her body out, he exposed her vagina at which
point a creature, no larger than the tip of a finger wormed its way out
of her genitals and landed on the floor with a wet popping sound.

Shocked, the medic stared at the creature that was lying on the tile bathroom floor in a casing of mucous. It was a tiny mud shrimp and it sat there on the cold floor gasping for water while flipping itself back and
forth.

The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt the nausea setting in. When he put his face down into the toilet to puke what
he saw was so horrific that to this day he cannot look into a toilet without convulsing.

The entire toilet bowl was boiling with baby brown mud shrimp flipping and splashing at a furious pace.


If you think that is bad - wait until you hear how it happened:
Ms. DeLucci's official death was the result of a combination of shock and severe head trauma. She stood up over the toilet in pain and when she saw what she had done, she went into shock and fell, smashing her
head on the toilet and then on the floor.
It is believed by medical police that on two nights before the accident she had purchased a live lobster at a fish market. While lying in a tub, she gently inserted the creature's tail into her vagina to derive pleasure.
At that point, she held a lighter under the creature's face causing it to flip its tail in a violent snapping motion. The medics found a lesbian XXX video in the VCR and the TV was positioned on a table in front of the
tub.
The lobster was found in the kitchen garbage can wrapped in a paper bag.
Traces of Ms. DeLucci's DNA were found on the lobster along with pubic hairs that had wedged themselves between the lobster
tail joints. The lobster's face was lightly burned with the same fuel used in
lighters.

The lobster's digestive track and colon were found to be full of mud shrimp egg casings. Doctors believe that the lobster had eaten them (they are common in the water at fish markets and are usually harmlessly boiled
to death) and the lobster had crapped them out into Ms.DeLucci's vagina when she was torturing it. Maine mud shrimp only take two
days to gestate and Ms. DeLucci was only four days away from getting her period,
doctors believe that at that point of her menstrual cycle, her womb was the perfect
PH balance to grow these mud shrimp which are a much larger version of the popular
"Sea Monkey" pets sold throughout the US. Over night the eggs had hatched and
the mud shrimp began doubling in size every ten minutes.

You can imagine the pain she was in when she woke up that morning and gave birth to well
over 1,000 mud shrimp in her toilet.
 
That is the most disgusting thing I have ever read11 you must really be hard up to get off with a lobster!! Ishh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Pretty bad, huh?
A friend sent that to me in my email, and she's a nurse, and swore it was true. I warned you that it was gross. What ever happened to good old fashioned vibrators, huh? LOL
KIP
 
Sorry, great story but its an urban legend/myth, one of the newer ones though. Have actually seen pictures of lobster tail insertion...doesn't look real pleasurable
 
"two nights before the accident she had purchased a live lobster at a fish market....The lobster's digestive track and colon were found to be full of mud shrimp egg casings....she woke up that morning and gave birth to well
over 1,000 mud shrimp in her toilet."

Thank god she hadn't visited Jurassic Park.
 
My wife works in a medical office. They received a similar fax from someone who said it happened to a friend of a friend, and swore it was true.

Expertise is right, it's just an Urban Legend.

From what I hear, after they got done cleaning the shrimp up someone stole one of her kidneys.

Could we all just be a little more gullible? Go back and read the stories about 14" inch penises, I guess you'll believe those are real too.

BTW, nice to see ya here, Michael.

[This message has been edited by Lasher99 (edited 02-29-2000).]
 
I'm glad you didn't mention the breasts...LOL

*hugs to Lasher*

I got this one a few days ago in my email and about puked....don't know if it's true or even possible, just the thought...ick
 
I'm extremely skeptical that this is possible. I don't know much about the lobster reproductive process, but don't most sea creatures lay eggs and have them fertilized externally? If this is true with lobsters, then the eggs couldn't possibly have hatched inside her body. Someone who isn't as lazy as I am, go research on the net and find out.
 
I got the same e-mail and was told it was a friend of a friend.......it came to me a month ago...i really think this is urban legend...funny how these things get around so quick...and if this is true wouldn't a vibrator or shower head massager work better?
 
Whether that was true or not, that was very disgusting.

Hmmm, I think I have the taste for seafood. (Gosh, now where did that sudden craving for lobster and shrimp come from??
tongue.gif
)
 
even if its not true im off of shell fish for at least the summer
yours in nausia,
Steely

[This message has been edited by steelydan (edited 02-29-2000).]
 
Damnit! We need to get you a different hobby, Blue! You know this pisses people off, so why do you keep doing it?
 
For some more of this truly entertaining reading, try urbanlegends.com (sorry, I don't know how to make the link automatically). I love this stuff!
 
DCL, I can't do either one, and....

I just love going over the "old" posts to see what you all responded to, way back when. Besides that, I was in Court most of the day and my mind is gone. This is how I relax. Sad, isn't it??

blue
 
OMFG this is disgusting..Damn Blue you had to bring that story of all the threads in here. ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
 
Passion, baby. I think th word is ....

spelled eeeeeee-ewwwwwwww!!! It was too good too stay in the archieves.

blue
 
Re: Passion, baby. I think th word is ....

FlamingoBlue said:
spelled eeeeeee-ewwwwwwww!!! It was too good too stay in the archieves.

blue

Ok eeeeeeee-ewwwwwwwwwww!!! I am making dinner here..I should of known better...*shakes head*

Gotta love Blue
 
naw, I don't buy it.. most women I know are afraid of bugs, much less sticking a live lobster near and in their privates
 
My ex-husband is a nurse & he has notebooks full of these kinds of stories, all urban legends.
 
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