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[IhateClowns]

I think it is time for a haircut #flockofseagulls

 

[sunshinegirl05]

We're going to see Chipwrecked today! #itwillbefun,right?

 

[Wings27]

So much sleep is amazing. #IthinkI'lltakeacoma

 

[Corbal]

We're going to see Chipwrecked today! #itwillbefun,right?

It's sucked. I fell asleep.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

It's sucked. I fell asleep.

well....we have to find something to entertain the kids.

 

[Corbal]

well....we have to find something to entertain the kids.

Legos, and koolaid. We lived on it.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Legos, and koolaid. We lived on it.

hahaha. it would work for MY children. Hers not so much.

 

[Corbal]

hahaha. it would work for MY children. Hers not so much.

Do you have Rum?

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Do you have Rum?

As a matter a fact, I do.

 

[Corbal]

As a matter a fact, I do.

Good. Throw it out. Drinking is bad for you.

 

[clearlight30]

So what is good for me corb?

 

[IhateClowns]

People who have kids just to drive in the carpool lane should be commended for thinking ahead of the curve. #tiredofslowmovingtraffic

 

[IloveClowns]

My hemorrhoid "Herbie" is overly sensitive today and has brought some friends with him. #strainingshitter

 

[Wings27]

Why does my dog insist on being such a little bitch?!? #shouldagottenafish

 

[IloveClowns]

Why does my dog insist on being such a little bitch?!? #shouldagottenafish

@bitchlover. Fish are boring. A good dog who licks a lot will be your friend forever. #peanutbutterlover

 

[Wings27]

@bitchlover. Fish are boring. A good dog who licks a lot will be your friend forever. #peanutbutterlover

@nutterbutter You are a freak and now I understand your Vagina Hound title. #Wouldratherhaveavibrator

 

[IloveClowns]

@nutterbutter You are a freak and now I understand your Vagina Hound title. #Wouldratherhaveavibrator

@rechargablebatteries I am a vagina hound because I want to continue wearing my Jonas brothers purity ring. #exitonlyvagina

 

[IhateClowns]

Lasagna the day after it is cooked is so much better. #wishingimadelasagnayesterday

 

[IhateClowns]

Can a joke go too far # kindawanttofindout

 

[Wings27]

I'm blogging again. It feels good. #nooneactuallycaresthough

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Lasagna the day after it is cooked is so much better. #wishingimadelasagnayesterday

@lasagnadude I totally agree. #mmmmmlasagna

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Good. Throw it out. Drinking is bad for you.

@teetotaler It helps keep me sane. #havinganadultbeveragetonight

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Watching RG3 kick the shit outta Wash #heisberyberyberygood.

 

[IhateClowns]

Kevin Durant drains the 3 at the buzzer to win it. Hook Em. #thunderfan

 

[IhateClowns]

Hey Baylor defense. The game started an hour and a half ago #swisscheeselovers