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[IhateClowns]

Essentially a statement about anything in 140 characters or less. Just like text and twitter you can't go over.

 

[Midfielder86]

Like this idea. #dirty

 

[IhateClowns]

2012 is going to be a good year. It has to be right? Hopefully I won't start it off w/ an accident like 2011

 

[sunshinegirl05]

My kids are lucky that I am choosing to smile over killing them.

 

[IhateClowns]

My kids are lucky that I am choosing to smile over killing them.

I hardly see you as the knife wielding type. Then again sunshine could be a cover up for Norman Bates

 

[Sensualdreamer]

I still laugh about my dad getting a "Gangsta onesie" for Christmas...and no I did NOT buy it!

 

[o_so_wet]

This New Year's Eve is gonna be a surprise..who knows what I'll do.

 

[Pinktacokitty]

You have too much time on your hands...

 

[Kat73]

How is it that all three dogs are breathing in sync?

 

[IhateClowns]

You have too much time on your hands...

Way too much thank you very much. Hopefully my hands will be doing something else this NYE

 

[IhateClowns]

I still laugh about my dad getting a "Gangsta onesie" for Christmas...and no I did NOT buy it!

He cannot wear it until he is initiated. He needs an egg, some lube an a stick to bite on.

 

[IhateClowns]

NYE spent in downtown OKC with her band playing one of the biggest parties is going to be a fun filled night.

 

[Pinktacokitty]

NYE spent in downtown OKC with her band playing one of the biggest parties is going to be a fun filled night.

And where did you hopefully want your hands on NYE??????

 

[IhateClowns]

And where did you hopefully want your hands on NYE??????

Wrapped around a kazoo of course!!!!! Naughty woman.

 

[ZipBlockBloodie]

This should be interesting.

 

[candycane154]

The title of this thread makes me lol!

 

[IhateClowns]

I couldnt think of anything catchy. I thought about putting masturbation in the title or incest but decided against it

 

[Sensualdreamer]

He cannot wear it until he is initiated. He needs an egg, some lube an a stick to bite on.

That would be awkward. You should start a support group for those who wear gangsta onesies

 

[candycane154]

I couldnt think of anything catchy. I thought about putting masturbation in the title or incest but decided against it

Well, its kind of catchy. And does the job. So does masturbation

 

[IhateClowns]

Well, its kind of catchy. And does the job. So does masturbation

Yeah jerktweet and spanktweet just didn't sound as catchy.

 

[1tinypixie]

I need a refill on my wine. #waytolazytogetup

 

[IhateClowns]

Smart move ditching the flowers and keeping the bear. Glad you are finally fleeing the light when it comes to him

 

[IhateClowns]

Saw The Change-up 2-day. Was pretty funny but my wife drooling over Van Wilder got a bit old. 6 pks are for pple w/ 2 much time on their hands.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Someone had too much fun massaging his meat.

 

[IhateClowns]

Someone had too much fun massaging his meat.

None hit the computer screen. Just pooled in my belly button. Confused how you found out.