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[sunshinegirl05]

None hit the computer screen. Just pooled in my belly button. Confused how you found out.

OMG!!!! lol

I just watched a grown man massage 2 pieces of meat with dry rub talking to it.

 

[IhateClowns]

OMG!!!! lol

I just watched a grown man massage 2 pieces of meat with dry rub talking to it.

Oh. I am embarrassed now. Hmm what I meant was I spilled mayonnaise on my shirt was all.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Oh. I am embarrassed now. Hmm what I meant was I spilled mayonnaise on my shirt was all.

I call bullshit!

 

[IhateClowns]

I call bullshit!

Noo wasn't bullshit. It had a bitter salty smell to it. Bullshit smells awful.

 

[Pinktacokitty]

OMG!!!! lol

I just watched a grown man massage 2 pieces of meat with dry rub talking to it.

u mayb need to find the channel changer b4 u watch anymore tv.

 

[Aquagal]

u mayb need to find the channel changer b4 u watch anymore tv.

Wash ur hands 1st

 

[MikeCasanova]

LOL Nvr shakin hands again

 

[IhateClowns]

LOL Nvr shakin hands again

When you think about what guy do with them on daily basis I am thinking twice about it as well.

 

[IhateClowns]

Who washes their hands anyway?????

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Who washes their hands anyway?????

A great thought to have at a salad bar.........

 

[IhateClowns]

A great thought to have at a salad bar.........

Or when digging into the bowl or bar nuts.

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Or when digging into the bowl or bar nuts.

Some things girls just know not to do ever!!!!!!!!!

 

[IhateClowns]

Some things girls just know not to do ever!!!!!!!!!

Like parallel park?

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Like parallel park?

Fuck off, I did that last week in down town Ft Worth by the courthouse.....it only took ten minutes of holding up traffic in the lane beside me.....lmao

 

[IhateClowns]

Fuck off, I did that last week in down town Ft Worth by the courthouse.....it only took ten minutes of holding up traffic in the lane beside me.....lmao

Lolol. It woul have taken me 15 minutes

 

[IhateClowns]

I am trying to figure out a better guys movie besides RoadHouse. Dirty Dancer kicks some major ass in this terrible but great film.

 

[Aquagal]

I am trying to figure out a better guys movie besides RoadHouse. Dirty Dancer kicks some major ass in this terrible but great film.

Watched Roadhouse last week. RIP Swayze. Good fighting. Dumb plot.

 

[IhateClowns]

Watched Roadhouse last week. RIP Swayze. Good fighting. Dumb plot.

Exactly. A guys movie.

 

[IhateClowns]

I am craving ice cream right now. Ben and jerry's karamel sutra please.

 

[Kat73]

I am craving ice cream right now. Ben and jerry's karamel sutra please.

I keep looking for B&J Schweddy Balls... guess we are too small town for that!!

 

[IhateClowns]

I keep looking for B&J Schweddy Balls... guess we are too small town for that!!

I knot of stores pulled it from the shelves. I don't like rum flavored stuff though. Hmmmm

 

[Kat73]

I knot of stores pulled it from the shelves. I don't like rum flavored stuff though. Hmmmm

I love rum flavored...rum. I haven't had rum flavored ice cream...or balls!

 

[IhateClowns]

I love rum flavored...rum. I haven't had rum flavored ice cream...or balls!

Maybe for new years. You can combine all 3

 

[Corbal]

Essentially a statement about anything in 140 characters or less. Just like text and twitter you can't go over.

Worst idea ever.

 

[IhateClowns]

Worst idea ever.

Especially for someone who likes to ramble on and on and on like myself.