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[JennyNo1]

See - I want to know WHY it's called a sounding kit, but I am terrified of knowing more than I already do. Good god. That looks horrifying. To each their own and all, but ouch.

I don't know why, but I found this kind of, umm, interesting. (Love the part where he says it's "right up there with bondage." Ummmm, NO! I'd say it's a whoooole different kinda thing! )
http://www.vice.com/read/if-you-stick-things-in-your-pee-hole-awful-things-will-happen

 

[ChainedUp]

Wow, did this place go off on a tangent last night. Very interesting. So what I've learned is the more deviant the topic, the more you all are interested. No sense me trying to find a deviant question to ask, you'll get there on your own although I am curious of the percentage of litsters that fully partake in that which they talk about.......

So, are you a talker or a doer? What motivates you to turn words into deeds? Is it an inner drive? Peer pressure? An adventurous soul?

 

[cowslinger64]

You girls are so dirty. I don't even know what a spreader is.



This sex store had some... Different things. They had this other little device that was this electrical shocker wand. It looked basically like something from the movie Hostel. Oh it was not my thing.

They're called violet wands... and they're pretty cool. I've used and seen them used... and had it done to me a little bit. I've seen it completely mess up a few girls panties too. Never knock stuff til ya try it.

The bondage stuff can be extremely erotic too.. I've gotten into shibari lately and find it much more erotic than I'd ever thought it could be.. I'll be doing it again next weekend.

Volunteers??



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[cowslinger64]

Wow, did this place go off on a tangent last night. Very interesting. So what I've learned is the more deviant the topic, the more you all are interested. No sense me trying to find a deviant question to ask, you'll get there on your own although I am curious of the percentage of litsters that fully partake in that which they talk about.......

So, are you a talker or a doer? What motivates you to turn words into deeds? Is it an inner drive? Peer pressure? An adventurous soul?

I'm a doer and a talker.. Adventurous.. I often feed off the vibe I get from someone I pursue.. I can start something with a person that shows interest..but I need more than that to continue it.

 

[Lord Pmann]

They're called violet wands... and they're pretty cool. I've used and seen them used... and had it done to me a little bit. I've seen it completely mess up a few girls panties too. Never knock stuff til ya try it.

The bondage stuff can be extremely erotic too.. I've gotten into shibari lately and find it much more erotic than I'd ever thought it could be.. I'll be doing it again next weekend.

Volunteers??

Wait... You're planning on playing Atari next weekend but you don't have a partner? Isn't that putting the cart before the horse? Or are you good enough that you just say, "I'm gonna fuck someone Atari style this weekend. I need volunteers." And then you're just dripping in bitches so you've got a partner? Daaaaaaaaayum.

I got to mess around with it in the store. I mean, I didn't zap my dick with it or anything. But, I'm just not a fan of small electrical shocks. That's just me though. I cry like a bitch when I drag my feet on the carpet and I get a static electricity shock. Oh the humanity.

No way on earth would I enjoy sticking these motherfuckers near my giblets or even my nipples. Admittedly it doesn't hurt that bad. I just don't get it. It's not for me.

And, who wants to make a girl mess her panties?!? Nothing kills the mood more than her having to go change right in the middle of sex!

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[cowslinger64]

Wait... You're planning on playing Atari next weekend but you don't have a partner? Isn't that putting the cart before the horse? Or are you good enough that you just say, "I'm gonna fuck someone Atari style this weekend. I need volunteers." And then you're just dripping in bitches so you've got a partner? Daaaaaaaaayum.

I got to mess around with it in the store. I mean, I didn't zap my dick with it or anything. But, I'm just not a fan of small electrical shocks. That's just me though. I cry like a bitch when I drag my feet on the carpet and I get a static electricity shock. Oh the humanity.

No way on earth would I enjoy sticking these motherfuckers near my giblets or even my nipples. Admittedly it doesn't hurt that bad. I just don't get it. It's not for me.

And, who wants to make a girl mess her panties?!? Nothing kills the mood more than her having to go change right in the middle of sex!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51sowpxALsL._SX342_.jpg

Lol...you can never have too many partners.. I never said I didn't have one.

I cry like a bitch when I drag my feet on the carpet and I get a static electricity shock.


bwahaha...


I'm not much for it either, but i have seen the effects it can have on some women.. I was surprised the first time that it could do that, but have become a believer after seeing it a few times now.

Messing up a womans panties is the first thing you do, before any physical sex happens...that's what makes it so fuckin hot!

 

[Lord Pmann]

See - I want to know WHY it's called a sounding kit, but I am terrified of knowing more than I already do. Good god. That looks horrifying. To each their own and all, but ouch.

This was the kit I saw. No way does Pmann stick anything up his dickhole, let alone a fucking steel pipe. That thing looks like a damned piece of re-bar.

This is my interpretation based on what the guy at the store said. Apparently it's called sounding because the different sizes create different frequencies when they are tapped. He said one guy who comes into the store swears that you can tap one of the rods and he automatically cums. It's like a cum button. I suppose the only down side of that is that you have a damned pipe up your dick so the cum will likely shoot out of your nose. That's some blindingly painful sounding shit. Noooooo thank you.

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[Lord Pmann]

To answer Papa C's question:

I suppose I am a talker and a doer. Some things are just meant for talking. Like sounding bars and violent wands. Other things are for doing like spreader bars and tickle fights.

Messing up a womans panties is the first thing you do, before any physical sex happens...that's what makes it so fuckin hot!

Nope. The first thing is Rohypnol. Apparently we have different kinds of sex.

 

[ChainedUp]

And here I thought it was a sounding board because of all the sounds made upon insertion. Eeewwwwwoooouuuuccchhhhhhhhh

 

[beachbaby179]

^^^ THAT made me laugh. Cum shooting out your nose. Hee hee...slinks away giggling...

 

[ChainedUp]

^^^^^^^^^^
Self derailment

And here I thought it was a sounding board because of all the sounds made upon insertion. Eeewwwwwoooouuuuccchhhhhhhhh

 

[cowslinger64]

To answer Papa C's question:

I suppose I am a talker and a doer. Some things are just meant for talking. Like sounding bars and violent wands. Other things are for doing like spreader bars and tickle fights.



Nope. The first thing is Rohypnol. Apparently we have different kinds of sex.

Sounding bars are not even for talking about..

Thankfully I haven't seen any of that at the events I've been to.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Seriously, those things looked more like asshole bars than dickhole bars. Oh my god I cannot imagine doing that. It literally makes me cringe when I think about it. Why would people do that? Do they not know that there are other ways to cum. Like withy help of your hand or Rohypnol? Geez. There are some weird people. Man.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Thankfully I haven't seen any of that at the events I've been to.

What kind of "event" does one go to in order to have sex? And why don't they bring their sounding kits. I'm sure they have them for all sized dongers.

 

[cowslinger64]

What kind of "event" does one go to in order to have sex? And why don't they bring their sounding kits. I'm sure they have them for all sized dongers.

Swinger parties, obviously. I haven't been to one of those.. just fetish events.

There are a bazillion fetishes.. not all are shared at all events. There is mostly rope play and spanking at the ones I've been to.

I'm a freak-lite...the hardcore stuff does nothing for me.

 

[PutMeInCoach12]

Sounding bars are not even for talking about..

Thankfully I haven't seen any of that at the events I've been to.

Didn't you just say a little bit earlier not to knock something until you've tried it??? When will you be buying your kit?

 

[Mindfondler]

See - I want to know WHY it's called a sounding kit, but I am terrified of knowing more than I already do. Good god. That looks horrifying. To each their own and all, but ouch.

Oh. I remember being told about those by a lady friend whom I didn't realise was kinky until the start of that conversation. It was a steep learning curve for me and a considerable eye-opener (so to speak). It demonstrated quickly to me the need for hard limits -- there's no way that I'd want to go anywhere near something like that.

They're called violet wands... and they're pretty cool. I've used and seen them used... and had it done to me a little bit. I've seen it completely mess up a few girls panties too. Never knock stuff til ya try it.

Ah yes! My wife and I have played with those a couple of times (a restored kit from the 1930s, not the feebler modern ones). My wife seemed to enjoy it considerably (in a sort of simultaneous love/hate sort of way). It can have amusing effects on various different parts of the anatomy. I'm thinking of buying one as a treat/punishment tool.
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[cowslinger64]

Didn't you just say a little bit earlier not to knock something until you've tried it??? When will you be buying your kit?

Lol.. when my ex wife and I were very young and inexperienced... she put her fingernail in my peehole.

That was the last thing I hope every has to go into it.

 

[PutMeInCoach12]

Lol.. when my ex wife and I were very young and inexperienced... she put her fingernail in my peehole.

That was the last thing I hope every has to go into it.

FINGERNAIL???? EEEEEK!! I can't even watch porn if the chick has long nails. How the hell does all that fingering happen without shredding their insides. No thank you. Lol

 

[Lord Pmann]

FINGERNAIL???? EEEEEK!! I can't even watch porn if the chick has long nails. How the hell does all that fingering happen without shredding their insides. No thank you. Lol

No shit!!! And fingernails are dirty as hell!

Why do people want to put such large things in such small holes?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Ah yes! My wife and I have played with those a couple of times (a restored kit from the 1930s, not the feebler modern ones). My wife seemed to enjoy it considerably (in a sort of simultaneous love/hate sort of way). It can have amusing effects on various different parts of the anatomy. I'm thinking of buying one as a treat/punishment tool.
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They just freak me out. I'm always skeptical of playing with tens of thousands of volts. It's basically a neon sign used for sexual pleasure.

 

[Mindfondler]

It's basically a neon sign used for sexual pleasure.

Sounds good to me!
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[PutMeInCoach12]

No shit!!! And fingernails are dirty as hell!

Why do people want to put such large things in such small holes?

For the thrill of the challenge? Lol Anything sharp or dirty going near my vagina is a HUGE no no. *shiver*

 

[Lord Pmann]

For the thrill of the challenge? Lol Anything sharp or dirty going near my vagina is a HUGE no no. *shiver*

Not even a rusty nail?

 

[cowslinger64]

They just freak me out. I'm always skeptical of playing with tens of thousands of volts. It's basically a neon sign used for sexual pleasure.

Actually it's the amps that kill you.. But even still, those are 120 volt wands and I believe the guy I talked to last that has one said that the newer ones have been cut back on power for safety as these become more popular.

I've seen them turned all the way up.. Some love it some can't even handle it on low. I'd be the latter lol