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[NorthRockJohnson]

I think Endless Night should reveal what made her throw up at a sex shop. The people want to know.

Funniest thing I've ever seen in a sex shop...guy takes a rubber fist up to the counter and asks "Do you have this in a left?"

 

[Endless_Night]

I think Endless Night should reveal what made her throw up at a sex shop. The people want to know.

Not gonna happen, Stickman.

Seriously. My tummy hasn't recovered yet from just mentioning it earlier.

 

[Endless_Night]

Oh giving, for sure. I like having a bad girl around that needs to be treated as such.

You're in Houston, right?

*eyebrow waggle*

 

[Aquagal]

Funniest thing I've ever seen in a sex shop...guy takes a rubber fist up to the counter and asks "Do you have this in a left?"

While I was perusing and chatting with the sales lady at the front desk a woman flopped down her ball and gag and said she bit through it, was there one more durable than that? The lady said no, that's the toughest one she offers.

 

[cowslinger64]

Funniest thing I've ever seen in a sex shop...guy takes a rubber fist up to the counter and asks "Do you have this in a left?"

That's pretty fuckin funny.


I've never had anything like that in my ass... but I can guaranfuckintee that if it were, the LAST thing I'd be thinking about was "Hey, that's the wrong hand!"


My funniest sex toy story..... I'd bought my first paddle to spank a girl with... well... after getting pretty revved up, I broke it on her. Lol

So I tell her, "I'm taking this thing back"....in a horrified look she replies she could never do that.. I reminded her that I wasn't too weirded out to buy it!!


The cock ring story was kinda funny too tho.

 

[Endless_Night]

< My funniest sex toy story..... I'd bought my first paddle to spank a girl with... well... after getting pretty revved up, I broke it on her. Lol >

Yikes!

 

[Mindfondler]

So, are you a talker or a doer? What motivates you to turn words into deeds? Is it an inner drive? Peer pressure? An adventurous soul?

Neither. I’m a thinker.

That's me too! If I'm wavering over something, then I'm likely to do it in silent internalised thought unless someone takes the trouble to tease it out of me.

In the last year, I've found myself more adventurous. Being more comfortable with that part of my personality has allowed me to explore and enjoy. I haven't regretted any second of my discovery. It's added a dimension to me that was never there before. Freedom of expression, any form of expression, allows the soul to breathe and find its center. I'm not quite there yet, but I will get there.

It sounds as if we're on similar trajectories. In my case, I've reached a landmark age which, despite my protestations otherwise, has caused me to re-think my motivations and re-consider the barriers that have previously inhibited me. Like you, I haven't had any cause for regret so far. I might even have discovered that I have a soul worth nurturing.
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[cowslinger64]

Yikes!

Lol...well, in my defense...it wasn't really all that well manufactured.

The belt worked much better.


So did the flogger...leather paddle.. wooden spoon... my hand.. etc.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Lol...well, in my defense...it wasn't really all that well manufactured.

The belt worked much better.


So did the flogger...leather paddle.. wooden spoon... my hand.. etc.

Haha awesome story!

My go to is kind of funny...those wooden sticks they use to mix paint with. They work wonders.

 

[cowslinger64]

Haha awesome story!

My go to is kind of funny...those wooden sticks they use to mix paint with. They work wonders.

Lol...I've used one of those too... they're kinda light tho, try a wooden spoon. They have more weight behind them and give a better sting. If that's what you're looking for.


Pervert!!!

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Lol...I've used one of those too... they're kinda light tho, try a wooden spoon. They have more weight behind them and give a better sting. If that's what you're looking for.


Pervert!!!

Bwahahaha guilty as charged, sir!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Should we leave you two alone?

 

[cowslinger64]

Should we leave you two alone?

Hey, ya never know when the next great idea will come from. lol

 

[Lord Pmann]

Hey, ya never know when the next great idea will come from. lol

Sounds like you've got a partner for your Atari sex weekend! You two can smack each other's arses with wooden spoons and zap each other's dicks with a power cord.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Lol yeah, probably time for a new question, huh? Haha

 

[Endless_Night]

Lol...well, in my defense...it wasn't really all that well manufactured.

The belt worked much better.

So did the flogger...leather paddle.. wooden spoon... my hand.. etc.

Haha awesome story!

My go to is kind of funny...those wooden sticks they use to mix paint with. They work wonders.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Lol yeah, probably time for a new question, huh? Haha

I agree. Here is one:

How many think NorthRock and Cow would make a good couple?

 

[cowslinger64]

Sounds like you've got a partner for your Atari sex weekend! You two can smack each other's arses with wooden spoons and zap each other's dicks with a power cord.

Jealousy is such a poor character trait to reveal.

 

[cowslinger64]

I agree. Here is one:

How many think NorthRock and Cow would make a good couple?

Lol....no offense to NRJ...but I've had worse.

 

[Endless_Night]

That's me too! If I'm wavering over something, then I'm likely to do it in silent internalised thought unless someone takes the trouble to tease it out of me.

It's like we're twins!

Well, sort of....

 

[Endless_Night]

I agree. Here is one:

How many think NorthRock and Cow would make a good couple?

Chained hasn't even been gone half a day and see where things have gone.

 

[Suz_anne]

Now, now, now boys... there's only one way to resolve this.

Y'all get in a circle and pull on each other's tallywhackers until it feels really, really good and then just a little longer until you get all the poison out.

Now, hop to it. Chop, chop.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Lol....no offense to NRJ...but I've had worse.

That's actually kind of a compliment. I'll take it! Haha

 

[cowslinger64]

Now, now, now boys... there's only one way to resolve this.

Y'all get in a circle and pull on each other's tallywhackers until it feels really, really good and then just a little longer until you get all the poison out.

Now, hop to it. Chop, chop.

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[NorthRockJohnson]

Now, now, now boys... there's only one way to resolve this.

Y'all get in a circle and pull on each other's tallywhackers until it feels really, really good and then just a little longer until you get all the poison out.

Now, hop to it. Chop, chop.

Wait, what's a tallywhacker? Is that something you get at Home Depot?