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How many Lit playmates have you had?

  • 0

    Votes: 61 21.9%
  • 1 - 2

    Votes: 50 17.9%
  • 3 - 5

    Votes: 70 25.1%
  • 6 - 10

    Votes: 39 14.0%
  • > 10

    Votes: 59 21.1%

  • Total voters
    279
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*sigh*

First Aquagirl's constant AV changes made me feel staid and boring. Now, Ruby and Sam expose me for a hopeless prude.

I'm going to need birthday "somethings" to cheer me up. January 15th. Just saying! :p

You might want to narrow this down lest your inbox gets a whole lot more than you asked for ♡

Prudish. ...i doubt that. ..
 
I could promise to send you pics of MY boobs but somehow I suspect that might get me put on ignore... :rolleyes:

I think you need to post your birthday as well. As it is not in your profile, how exactly are you disappointed about not getting boobies for an unknown birthday? :D
 
*pheeeew*
Hmmm...i think we have a business plan...instead of singing telegrams....Sam and Ruby telegrams....only I don't sing...k...

I don't think anyone's going to be paying attention to our voices, so we're in the clear. :cool:

Oh, crap! :eek: What was I thinking?!?!?

A joke! It was a joke!!!!! Definitely a joke!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Too late - can't put that cat back in the bag! :)

*sniff, sniff*

my birthday is next week.....:(

I'd offer you boobs, but I'm not sure you'd be interested. How about early birthday cupcakes?


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A guy can't even sleep in around these parts ;)

I could let pmann's question continue and I guess for those that want to answer it it's still there.

I read a lament on a thread recently that women used to send naked pics to guys for a good post, a birthday....etc and while I don't frequent other boards very often maybe it does. But I've never experienced that nor even heard of it. I almost called BS, but maybe back in the day it did happen. So tell me, is this myth, legend or fact?
'What an odd question?', I thought.
Then I read Rubydlite's reference to birthday boobies... and giggled....
'Oh my, I could never be that brash', I assured myself.
Then I remember a series of emails I had written many months ago.
A story in five parts.
And written for and about someone here who was special to me.
It was a gift for his birthday.
An amazing gift, I was told most appreciatively.
And I recalled with a smile that he had volunteered that my words had their intended effect.
I wondered if that might satisfy ChainedUp that intimate gifts are bestowed on a lucky few.
Then, as we don't talk anymore, for a bit of looking back at a happier time, I looked up those emails to my then Lit lover.
And it seems I had completely forgotten that it was an illustrated story.....
 
I don't think anyone's going to be paying attention to our voices, so we're in the clear. :cool:



Too late - can't put that cat back in the bag! :)



I'd offer you boobs, but I'm not sure you'd be interested. How about early birthday cupcakes?


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Danger....danger.......surprise is such a widely interpreted word......lol

Ummm....I love boobies! And surprises!:D
 
Not sure where Papa Chained is today, so I'll throw out a question for him...

What has been the single most beneficial thing for you coming to Lit?

I can't point out one single thing, I learned more about myself, about my likes and dislikes, I met an awful lot of wonderful people, I made friends and I found some really good friends, I had tons of fun and my english improved.

A guy can't even sleep in around these parts ;)

I could let pmann's question continue and I guess for those that want to answer it it's still there.

I read a lament on a thread recently that women used to send naked pics to guys for a good post, a birthday....etc and while I don't frequent other boards very often maybe it does. But I've never experienced that nor even heard of it. I almost called BS, but maybe back in the day it did happen. So tell me, is this myth, legend or fact?

At first I thought it would be a mythical legend, but it is a fact, I learned. Wonderful!
And here I was, thinking I was the only one who sent a special friend a special treat sometimes.

We could kill two birds with one stone.....cupcake boobies for everyone!!!

http://www.erosblog.com/sex-blog-pictures/frosted-boobs.jpg


*I may have just died a little googling frosted boobs*
Who knew that was a euphemism....*can't unsee*

The url didn't open for me ... But I found some tasty looking cupcakes when I googled "frosted boobs" I didn't see anything on the first two pages I wanted to unsee though. Just cupcakes, a cake or two and somehow a penis-cake popped up too.

It seems we have quite some capricorns around here! I am one too, I was born a day after new year. Thandi, next week? What day?
 
Rise and shine everyone. Winter is on its way and there's so much left to do ;)

One of the great things about lit is that typically whatever your mood you can find company to match roaming the hallways. In RL, it's so much tougher to find a compatible mood in someone. I think that's one reason why online hook ups happen so much easier here. But is that "okay", is it okay to essentially use lit to soothe/amplify your mood, or should one seek comfort in more traditional ways?
 
Rise and shine everyone. Winter is on its way and there's so much left to do ;)

One of the great things about lit is that typically whatever your mood you can find company to match roaming the hallways. In RL, it's so much tougher to find a compatible mood in someone. I think that's one reason why online hook ups happen so much easier here. But is that "okay", is it okay to essentially use lit to soothe/amplify your mood, or should one seek comfort in more traditional ways?

Happy Saturday :) I love waking up on the weekends to a chill in the air...

I think it is perfectly fine to find like minded people and enjoy Lit, and use it in that capacity. Human sexuality is too often underutilized. We need balanced lives, and many people today completely ignore their sexuality, unfortunately. Lit definitely helps with that.

I think we should use whatever is available to us. What if women never used the first dildos? :eek: or men, the first blow up dolls :D Why not use what's right in front of us? As long as you both understand and agree to the expected outcome of the hook-up (as in one time fling, on going, etc) and it feels good, go for it! :devil:
 
Happy Saturday :) I love waking up on the weekends to a chill in the air...

I think it is perfectly fine to find like minded people and enjoy Lit, and use it in that capacity. Human sexuality is too often underutilized. We need balanced lives, and many people today completely ignore their sexuality, unfortunately. Lit definitely helps with that.

I think we should use whatever is available to us. What if women never used the first dildos? :eek: or men, the first blow up dolls :D Why not use what's right in front of us? As long as you both understand and agree to the expected outcome of the hook-up (as in one time fling, on going, etc) and it feels good, go for it! :devil:

^^What she said. :D

I'd like to offer a personal thank you to the inventor of the first vibrator. You, sir, are a beautiful human being.
 
Double what she said^^^


Fun fact...the vibrator was a medical invention to help.women who'd succumb to hysteria. Women, whose men had gone to war....out to see..or maybe just weren't getting anything good:rolleyes:.....whatever. ....were often noticed to be agitated or 'hysterical'....that damn floating womb....tsk tsk....
treatments could be administer by doctors only until some kind soul invnted a portable version!

hmmm....wonders how many doctors gave a false diagnosis because they enjoyed the 'cure '?
 
And let's make that^ a triple. :)

Also kudos for the inventor of the vibrator. (Don't you kinda wonder how that came up. :eek:) If it weren't for mine I wouldn't be getting any these days. :rolleyes:

Oops! TMI???

What can I say, off to shop. Spending money makes me giddy. Giddy prompts me to over share. :eek:
 
And let's make that^ a triple. :)

Also kudos for the inventor of the vibrator. (Don't you kinda wonder how that came up with that) If it weren't for mine I wouldn't be getting any these days. :rolleyes:

Oops! TMI???

What can I say, off to shop. Spending money makes me giddy. Giddy prompts me to over share. :eek:

Well they 'knew' the womb floated around in a woman's pelvic area so they needed to stimulate the area. And well....what better way to get to that crazy jittery womb than the most direct route lol.
That dang womb....gave us crazy ideas...like voting....and working....and sinful sexual desire....let's cure it with a rod up the hoo ha....sounds reasonable:rolleyes:

shopping? *yes!*
 
I've lost compete control of the thread already. Although it's nice to know the vibrator is so widely appreciated :p
 
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