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[Lord Pmann]

It seems I missed the deadline for the Call For Abstracts for Litcon 2015, but I'm sure registrations are still open.

If anyone's looking for me I'll be the drunk, slutty one at the bar.... oh wait. *looks around awkwardly*

Don't worry. We will have a How To Clean Dirty Feet q&a for you.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Careful, Thandi people might think we're two for the price of one. (I could totally get on board with that, ya know, just sayin. I'm sure pmann wouldn't mind a little of that.)

*empties wallet*

How does $14.72 sound? And a piece of gum? And a guitar pick and some lint sound?

*raises eyebrows*

 

[Lord Pmann]

Sounds like you're shopping at the wrong end of the bar.

How about a dollar?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'm going to have to self-arrest on this thread. Shame on me.

*punishes self*

This thread is getting back on track tomorrow and we are gonna tone down the fun.

 

[dutchrain]

I'm going to have to self-arrest on this thread. Shame on me.

*punishes self*

This thread is getting back on track tomorrow and we are gonna tone down the fun.

*puts on serous expression*

 

[stickygirl]

Who knows. It's right up there with "boobysquishes."

This is two men doing boobysquishes

http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/00496/bushmain_496384a.jpg

 

[Thandi]

My point exactly.



Careful, Thandi people might think we're two for the price of one. (I could totally get on board with that, ya know, just sayin. I'm sure pmann wouldn't mind a little of that.)

There's a reason we chose the same outfit!

*empties wallet*

How does $14.72 sound? And a piece of gum? And a guitar pick and some lint sound?

*raises eyebrows*

Seriously? No condom from 1984?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Seriously? No condom from 1984?

Well I was only 1 then. Sooooooo... My cock would have only been 6-8" at that time.

 

[Aquagal]

Who knows. It's right up there with "boobysquishes."

So much of this I can't agree more.

Why isn't there TwatSquishes btw?

*squints

Yes. Chained better come back and take out the trash.

The cumdumpster

 

[BradBigBrain]

So much of this I can't agree more.

Why isn't there TwatSquishes btw?

*squints



The cumdumpster

Hmmmm....I think they call that scissoring.

Cumdumpster is a nice term for slut.

 

[Suz_anne]

So much of this I can't agree more.

Why isn't there TwatSquishes btw?

*squints

http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1333522621800_4681054.png



EDIT: I should've known BBB would beat me to it! ^5

 

[BradBigBrain]

http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1333522621800_4681054.png



EDIT: I should've known BBB would beat me to it! ^5

But you had the graphic!

^5 right back atcha!

 

[Aquagal]

TwatSquishes sound better.

So who's the Cumdumpster?

 

[Aquagal]

That pic looks more like sidesaddle.

 

[BradBigBrain]

TwatSquishes sound better.

So who's the Cumdumpster?

Isn't that you?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Scissor me timbers!!!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mebg9rVMho1rlo1q2o1_1280.jpg

 

[Aquagal]

Isn't that you?

Haha! I need to change the liner.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Haha! I need to change the liner.

No doubt!!

 

[perkyT]

TwatSquishes...the opposite of the TwatBlock.

 

[Violetvixen1]

What the hell happened in here?!?

 

[BradBigBrain]

TwatSquishes...the opposite of the TwatBlock.

Absolutely! I love twatsquishes!!

 

[ChainedUp]

What the hell happened in here?!?

Appears to be a dumpster fire

 

[perkyT]

Ummm...you're back.

*kicks glitterbomb behind the thread*

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Hahahaha "Oh scissor me timbers!"

 

[ChainedUp]

Ummm...you're back.

*kicks glitterbomb behind the thread*

Enough to know the train is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off the tracks