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[Lord Pmann]

I have designated pmann to be head goat-keeper until whats-his-name comes back

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Julie Andrews Wonderful

Awwwwwww. How nice. I'll make chained proud. He will be happy to see his thread kept warm.

 

[Miasorrow]

I guess sea anemones aren't your thing. I see from your tag line that you love goats instead. "J’aime le goût" (or maybe you enjoy the aches and pains of gout)

Since stickygirl hasn't come along to ask a question, I'll throw in my king swag for a quick question...

Whether it's porn, erotic stories, crudely drawn stick men, goats or sea anemone porn... What is it about your favourites that you like? What makes them your faves?

Another goat lover.

Since you changed the way I look at sea anemones and goats forever, it's time I change my profile line..to something less goaty..

 

[stickygirl]

This whole goat thing has to stop. For one thing Billy-goats pee on themselves to make themselves ( presumably ) more attractive to female goats.
The only cure for this is castration
Guys
It's up to you

 

[Lord Pmann]

Okay. Sorry for the late post. But I'm having a bit of a crisis. I got my first gray hair yesterday. Holy shit.

My question is... When was the first time you felt old? What was it that made you feel that way?

 

[Lord Pmann]

This whole goat thing has to stop. For one thing Billy-goats pee on themselves to make themselves ( presumably ) more attractive to female goats.
The only cure for this is castration
Guys
It's up to you

I'm not judging people or goats for their desire to wee themselves.

 

[dutchrain]

Okay. Sorry for the late post. But I'm having a bit of a crisis. I got my first gray hair yesterday. Holy shit.

My question is... When was the first time you felt old? What was it that made you feel that way?

When my then four years old youngest asked if people knew about music when I was a child ...

Pluck that hair with tweezers! It won't come back. A few brothers might poke their head up, but that one won't come back.

 

[rubydlite]

Okay. Sorry for the late post. But I'm having a bit of a crisis. I got my first gray hair yesterday. Holy shit.

My question is... When was the first time you felt old? What was it that made you feel that way?

I really felt old when I started hiring summer staff. A few people I hired were born the year I graduated from high school....they'd talk about drinking and spending night with their s/o' s...

 

[Mindfondler]

Okay. Sorry for the late post. But I'm having a bit of a crisis. I got my first gray hair yesterday. Holy shit.

My question is... When was the first time you felt old? What was it that made you feel that way?

Oddly, I don't feel old very often these days, whereas that was a regular thought of mine five or ten years ago. Part of the reason is that I'm now physically fitter than I've ever been before. Also, I'm lucky enough to have teenaged children who involve me in many of their activities and have even described me as "cool" (without duress or bribery!).

Given those mitigating factors, it's more difficult for me to feel old in a negative way.
.

 

[stickygirl]

Oddly, I don't feel old very often these days, whereas that was a regular thought of mine five or ten years ago. Part of the reason is that I'm now physically fitter than I've ever been before. Also, I'm lucky enough to have teenaged children who involve me in many of their activities and have even described me as "cool" (without duress or bribery!).

Given those mitigating factors, it's more difficult for me to feel old in a negative way.
.

I think that's a very healthy attitude to adopt

 

[Lord Pmann]

To be clear, I'm still a total stud. Ask Rainshine. She'll tell you I'm totally fit.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Pmann, you wear the shoes and clothes of a geriatric, it's not one grey that should make you feel old.

Thanks for your love and support.

 

[TheSilverLining]

In the same vein as our previous discussion, how important is it to you that you find someone who shares those kinks? On Lit? In your personal life? And how successful have you been?

Funnily enough, I had a very similar discussion today with someone outside of lit.
We both decided that we could probably cope in a vanilla relationship (or one without kink).

However, I think that that would only be feasible had i fallen for my partner.
And that makes me wonder if I *could* fall for a man who didn't share my kinks.
....not a scooby.

I'd say I've had success.

 

[TheSilverLining]

Okay. Sorry for the late post. But I'm having a bit of a crisis. I got my first gray hair yesterday. Holy shit.

My question is... When was the first time you felt old? What was it that made you feel that way?

Fairly sure you're about my age, and I found my first about a decade ago.
So quit whining and man up, no?

The first time I felt old was when I went out and bought a sofa.
Which is odd, because I was already a parent..... Lol

 

[TheSilverLining]

I've got you.

Your Av is so beautiful!

 

[Lord Pmann]

So yeah, I'm totally over the grey hair thing. It is just more indicative of the wisdom I already have.

Okay... Today's question:

Who would be most surprised about finding out you are here at Lit and that you're a goat loving, nettle fucking, name saying deviant? Your spouse? Friends? Pastor? Children? Mistress? Who is it, people?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I've got you.

You would love me if my hair turned into nettles.

 

[Violetvixen1]

So yeah, I'm totally over the grey hair thing. It is just more indicative of the wisdom I already have.

Okay... Today's question:

Who would be most surprised about finding out you are here at Lit and that you're a goat loving, nettle fucking, name saying deviant? Your spouse? Friends? Pastor? Children? Mistress? Who is it, people?

I really don't think a single person who knows me would be shocked or even a little surprised. I'm a perv from a LOOONG line of pervs. May the legacy flow on for generations to come. Amen.

 

[Lord Pmann]

My mother. Oh boy. She would absolutely DIE. She would be so fucking freaked out. She comes from a long generation of prudes. Apparently I am the black sheep of the family, even though I'm an angel.

 

[dutchrain]

So yeah, I'm totally over the grey hair thing. It is just more indicative of the wisdom I already have.

Okay... Today's question:

Who would be most surprised about finding out you are here at Lit and that you're a goat loving, nettle fucking, name saying deviant? Your spouse? Friends? Pastor? Children? Mistress? Who is it, people?

People really close to me do have at least an inkling about what I often log in to on the internet, this includes some of the faraway close people. My mom, yeah. Pman, I think she would get along with your mom. Although she never blinked an eye when I told her about eldest love for her (eldest's) girlfriend.

 

[stickygirl]

Who would be most surprised about finding out you are here at Lit and that you're a goat loving, nettle fucking, name saying deviant? Your spouse? Friends? Pastor? Children? Mistress? Who is it, people?

*looks through list - none really apply*
My friends would be cool with it - they're all playing blow-up-shit anyway. My mother trusts me: she knows I'm well-informed about the web and she's the one that asks me about dodgy phishing emails. I think both of us would be grossed out by some of the threads on Lit, but you pick and choose, just like anywhere else. I wouldn't have gotten my tip about adding apple to strawberry jam if it weren't for Lit. How Women's Institute is that?!

Only one wish though. Could we have a page that isn't emblazoned with Literotica cos the looky-over-shoulder reflex is a pain

 

[Endless_Night]

Who would be most surprised about finding out you are here at Lit and that you're a goat loving, nettle fucking, name saying deviant? Your spouse? Friends? Pastor? Children? Mistress? Who is it, people?

My aunt. According to her, she’s the queen of sex. She’s certainly the queen of shove-it-in-your-face sex. So my more…reserved demeanor, makes me a prude, in her opinion.

Or possibly my mother. Who I don’t think has ever actually had sex. :|

 

[rubydlite]

So yeah, I'm totally over the grey hair thing. It is just more indicative of the wisdom I already have.

Okay... Today's question:

Who would be most surprised about finding out you are here at Lit and that you're a goat loving, nettle fucking, name saying deviant? Your spouse? Friends? Pastor? Children? Mistress? Who is it, people?

My mother would have a cow...my husband would....hell I don't know....be unimpressed to say the least. My best bud knows and my closest friends wouldn't be really shocked. However...i don't plan to tell them anytime soon.

 

[Violetvixen1]

*looks through list - none really apply*

-snip-

Only one wish though. Could we have a page that isn't emblazoned with Literotica cos the looky-over-shoulder reflex is a pain

Yes please!!! Lit stealth mode would make my life so much easier!

 

[stickygirl]

Yes please!!! Lit stealth mode would make my life so much easier!

I wonder if 'the powers that be' could run up a text-only version? I often use it with the 'don't load images' option selected in the browser but then you can't reply because the reply button is an image. I'm sure people would post more often if they could
Maybe they could change the title to
Cooking Today or Tax Declaration Submissions


... Nettle Enthusiast Weekly? ( maybe not that one )

 

[Lord Pmann]

Yes please!!! Lit stealth mode would make my life so much easier!

Or put in something like a "Benevolence Mode". You know, to make it look like I'm doing something good for the world. Like make it look like I'm donating money to orphans or something.

Or maybe a "Perfect Mate Mode". Something where threads say How To Surprise Your Girl With a Clean House. Or, How Do I Know If I Am Giving Her TOO Much Oral.

Not something that makes me look so deviant.