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[stickygirl]

So these things sting? Or are they poisonous?

I only know of poison ivy. And in no situation would I let it near my gibbly bits.

Not like poison ivy. Do you remember that Friends episode when someone peed on Monica when she got ivied? We don't have poison ivy over here. Sounds like you don't have nettles

Yeah, I'm in your camp. Poison ivy puts me in the hospital and the idea of burning, stinging plants rubbing up against me makes me cringe.

You're both a pair of big girl blouses!! Not that I'm being judgemental or anything but
https://41.media.tumblr.com/981ce86ef0c048d16a05b00c97e7094d/tumblr_n43qapORvj1rwwmgao1_500.png

 

[Aquagal]

^^^
Thanks to the first brave soul to admit he has kinks.

Everyone is suddenly shy and coy, when I know there are some kinky fuckers out there, even one goat lover.

We aren't all on an east coast timeline, silly.

Hmmm a kink? Some prostate love is quite a turn on for me.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Not like poison ivy. Do you remember that Friends episode when someone peed on Monica when she got ivied? We don't have poison ivy over here. Sounds like you don't have nettles

I've never heard of nettles.

We have poison ivy and that stuff hurts like hell. It makes me swell up and it itches so badly. And when you scratch it, it hurts. The thought of the burning sensation around my junk is making me cringe! Nettles must be very different.

I don't want anything making my junk burn except my urine. (I'm kidding, I don't have the clap)

I do remember that Friends episode. But that was a jelly fish. Those things hurt like a motherfucker too. I got stung by one, ran out of the ocean, laid my back on the sand and wiggled like a whale out of water hoping to change the pain. It didn't.

So these nettles... You put them on your bits and they sting you?

 

[Aquagal]

I grabbed some Devils Club plant once when I was drunk and blueberry picking on a hill. I was falling and that was the nearest thing to grab. Those fuckers had these microscopic needles with burning toxins in them.

 

[BrokenRomantic]

We aren't all on an east coast timeline, silly.

Hmmm a kink? Some prostate love is quite a turn on for me.

A little bit of prostate love never hurt. At least if it did, you're doing it wrong.

 

[stickygirl]

I've never heard of nettles.
So these nettles... You put them on your bits and they sting you?

http://green-mom.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/nettle.jpg That plant looks perfect too
Here's some health info
http://www.herbwisdom.com/herb-nettle.html

I grabbed some Devils Club plant once when I was drunk and blueberry picking on a hill. I was falling and that was the nearest thing to grab. Those fuckers had these microscopic needles with burning toxins in them.

Don't know that one but the picture of you picking blueberries drunk is quite funny

 

[Aquagal]

A little bit of prostate love never hurt. At least if it did, you're doing it wrong.

I hope not.

http://green-mom.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/nettle.jpg That plant looks perfect too
Here's some health info
http://www.herbwisdom.com/herb-nettle.html


Don't know that one but the picture of you picking blueberries drunk is quite funny

It was awful!
http://i1333.photobucket.com/albums/w629/Moivulous/8580af09a4fca6c42b6c70c658ef87b1_zpsf097282a.jpg
http://i1333.photobucket.com/albums/w629/Moivulous/2be72394fad306d1dc59f0d69c2bfa29_zps5d895034.jpg

 

[Lord Pmann]

Don't know that one but the picture of you picking blueberries drunk is quite funny

That's non-east coasters for you.

 

[Lord Pmann]

So what I've found out this far about kinks...

We are a group of control loving, dirty talking, wife swapping, MFM hoping, role playing, name using, drunk blueberry picking herbophiles.

You are a sick lot.

Basically anything less kinky than I like is boring and vanilla and anything more kinky than I like is unnecessary and freaky! (I'm kidding)

This has been an interesting day as well. Wow. Thanks to everyone for telling their secrets.

 

[Aquagal]

In case it wasn't clear yesterday, I sort of have a cum fetish. Like I want that jizz on me.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I truly love boobs. Like, an abnormal amount. More than most guys. I have never ceased my rooting reflex.

 

[dutchrain]

Nettle soup.

First, pick a lot (and I mean a lot, nettles are like spinach: you think you have an awful lot and after you blanched it, you only have a little handful) of the tops of nettle plants in the spring. Wear sturdy gloves.

For four servings:
Half a big (shopping) bag of nettle tops
pinch of salt
tablespoon olive oil
teaspoon butter
half a cup of finely chopped shallots or onions
half a cup of finely chopped celery
four big potatoes (the kind you use for a mash), peeled and chopped
four cups chicken broth
two cups of water (and pray tell me, why does it 'look' right to write "four cups chicken broth" and doesn't it look right to write "two cups water"?)
one bay-leaf
one tablespoon of dried thyme or one fresh sprig
black pepper (grounded)
one (and a half) tablespoon lemon juice
whipped cream or sour creme

Put gloves on.
Wash the nettles.
Bring a large pot of water to the boil, put the nettles in. Take gloves off. Blanch the nettles for two minutes.

Pour into a sieve.
Put nettles in a bowl of ice water. (the color will be much greener later)

Put into a sieve.
Cut away all large stems and throw away.
Put four or five cups aside, freeze the rest (if you have like a cup or two you don't need for the soup, otherwise use it all)

Take the big pot, melt the butter with the oil on medium heat.
Throw shallots and celery in, fry (on medium heat) for around five minutes.

Add the potatoes, bay-leaf, thyme and chicken broth.
Bring to simmer, and simmer for five minutes.
In the meantime, roughly chop the nettles.

Add three, four, five cups of nettles to the pot, add enough water the potatoes and nettles are covered, bring to simmer again.

Simmer for around a quarter of an hour. The potatoes should be soft, the nettles tender.

Take bay-leaf and sprig of thyme out, blend the soup until it is thick and creamy.

Add the lemon juice, the pepper, check if more salt is needed, ladle in plates or soup bowl. finish it off with a dollop of whipped cream, or sour cream, finish the dollop off with a sprinkle of black pepper or paprika or curry powder.

Bon Appétit!

Nettles taste a bit like spinach, but richer.

 

[stickygirl]

Thanks Dutchy - I'll print that out.
..don't suppose we can add some jizz, then we can invite Aquagal as well

 

[Mindfondler]

Who is willing to admit a kink that they have? Something maybe a bit out of the ordinary. Or just something that you have a desire to do and came here and realized you're not alone or that it's not so kinky after all. And you can probably get away without being so specific or revealing too much.

I don't expect this to be nearly as chatty as yesterday, but we are all among friends, so don't feel skeert.

It's probably not a huge kink by Lit standards (and not a great surprise if you've read some of my other postings) but I have regular fantasies about bondage scenarios with trusting women in which I restrain them and then pleasure them in a variety of ways -- firmly but always caringly.

The twist that's possibly unusual for me is that I don't fantasize about penetrating these women myself (although I might use toys instead). My kink seems to be that I always operate professionally and entirely in the interests of my subject, and I enjoy the tension of feeling physical desires but not indulging them.

I feel skeert now.
.

 

[Thandi]

It's probably not a huge kink by Lit standards (and not a great surprise if you've read some of my other postings) but I have regular fantasies about bondage scenarios with trusting women in which I restrain them and then pleasure them in a variety of ways -- firmly but always caringly.

The twist that's possibly unusual for me is that I don't fantasize about penetrating these women myself (although I might use toys instead). My kink seems to be that I always operate professionally and entirely in the interests of my subject, and I enjoy the tension of feeling physical desires but not indulging them.

I feel skeert now.
.

Don't be skeert!
It's the build...the tease...the chase...
you have your own fruition. ..I get it.

 

[Thandi]

Thanks Dutchy - I'll print that out.
..don't suppose we can add some jizz, then we can invite Aquagal as well

Will you use the gloves when you make it?

 

[Violetvixen1]

It's probably not a huge kink by Lit standards (and not a great surprise if you've read some of my other postings) but I have regular fantasies about bondage scenarios with trusting women in which I restrain them and then pleasure them in a variety of ways -- firmly but always caringly.

The twist that's possibly unusual for me is that I don't fantasize about penetrating these women myself (although I might use toys instead). My kink seems to be that I always operate professionally and entirely in the interests of my subject, and I enjoy the tension of feeling physical desires but not indulging them.

I feel skeert now.
.

*Stands in line to turn in my application to attend Fondler's dungeon parties*





My kink shouldn't surprise anyone here... I do so love a good spanking, both giving and receiving. Just sets the tone for a good hard fuck. Yum

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Nettle soup.

First, pick a lot (and I mean a lot, nettles are like spinach: you think you have an awful lot and after you blanched it, you only have a little handful) of the tops of nettle plants in the spring. Wear sturdy gloves.

For four servings:
Half a big (shopping) bag of nettle tops
pinch of salt
tablespoon olive oil
teaspoon butter
half a cup of finely chopped shallots or onions
half a cup of finely chopped celery
four big potatoes (the kind you use for a mash), peeled and chopped
four cups chicken broth
two cups of water (and pray tell me, why does it 'look' right to write "four cups chicken broth" and doesn't it look right to write "two cups water"?)
one bay-leaf
one tablespoon of dried thyme or one fresh sprig
black pepper (grounded)
one (and a half) tablespoon lemon juice
whipped cream or sour creme

Put gloves on.
Wash the nettles.
Bring a large pot of water to the boil, put the nettles in. Take gloves off. Blanch the nettles for two minutes.

Pour into a sieve.
Put nettles in a bowl of ice water. (the color will be much greener later)

Put into a sieve.
Cut away all large stems and throw away.
Put four or five cups aside, freeze the rest (if you have like a cup or two you don't need for the soup, otherwise use it all)

Take the big pot, melt the butter with the oil on medium heat.
Throw shallots and celery in, fry (on medium heat) for around five minutes.

Add the potatoes, bay-leaf, thyme and chicken broth.
Bring to simmer, and simmer for five minutes.
In the meantime, roughly chop the nettles.

Add three, four, five cups of nettles to the pot, add enough water the potatoes and nettles are covered, bring to simmer again.

Simmer for around a quarter of an hour. The potatoes should be soft, the nettles tender.

Take bay-leaf and sprig of thyme out, blend the soup until it is thick and creamy.

Add the lemon juice, the pepper, check if more salt is needed, ladle in plates or soup bowl. finish it off with a dollop of whipped cream, or sour cream, finish the dollop off with a sprinkle of black pepper or paprika or curry powder.

Bon Appétit!

Nettles taste a bit like spinach, but richer.

Nettles are very nutritious, but they taste like I imagine horse fodder would. I made an infusion to drink while I was taking an herbal medicine course, and it was..-in a word-..awful. Holy cow...

But, that said, it is very good for you

You do have to be careful when handling the fresh plants because if the stingers. Hurts like a mo-fo...

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

and I'll be damned if I'm sharing any of my kinks other than the flogging thing....

 

[Endless_Night]

*Stands in line to turn in my application to attend Fondler's dungeon parties*

Seconded!

and I'll be damned if I'm sharing any of my kinks other than the flogging thing....

And, seconded!

 

[Aquagal]

and I'll be damned if I'm sharing any of my kinks other than the flogging thing....

I can understand your reasoning.

 

[BradBigBrain]

and I'll be damned if I'm sharing any of my kinks other than the flogging thing....

Oh my! You have more than that?

I can understand your reasoning.

Me, too.

 

[Bitesback]

It's probably not a huge kink by Lit standards (and not a great surprise if you've read some of my other postings) but I have regular fantasies about bondage scenarios with trusting women in which I restrain them and then pleasure them in a variety of ways -- firmly but always caringly.

The twist that's possibly unusual for me is that I don't fantasize about penetrating these women myself (although I might use toys instead). My kink seems to be that I always operate professionally and entirely in the interests of my subject, and I enjoy the tension of feeling physical desires but not indulging them.

I feel skeert now.
.

*Stands in line to turn in my application to attend Fondler's dungeon parties*
....

Seconded!
....

Just keeping track for you, Mindfondler....me next, please.

As for kink? What do you think...
Bites Back

 

[Aquagal]

Oh my! You have more than that?



Me, too.

...

 

[BradBigBrain]

...

Yummy!! Want to?