Litiquette

[Mindfondler]

Happy Monday! We have newbie Listers that wander in here from time to time. What one piece of advice from a "dear god, don't do that" perspective would you offer them, omitting the "don't send cock pics" advice because, well, if you're that stupid.....

Don't overuse the smilies. ... :caning:
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[SmileyGirl]

Don't overuse the smilies. ...
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Guilty as charged

See even Lit hates them I had to delete some to post hehe

 

[Aquagal]

Don't overuse the smilies. ...

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And really, wouldn't be the same as one

Good God, I'm so glad I don't see that posted much anymore.

Disagreeing about the GB. I've had good rapport there, but it's short on the fluff.

 

[dutchrain]

Disagreeing about the GB. I've had good rapport there, but it's short on the fluff.

That is what I meant to say. It is short on the fluff.

Edit: I dont know what they are good for, but I like cats.

 

[stickygirl]

And really, wouldn't be the same as one

Good God, I'm so glad I don't see that posted much anymore.

Disagreeing about the GB. I've had good rapport there, but it's short on the fluff.

The GB is like playing catch with a broken bottle. I'm be happy to stand behind you though Aqua and keeps saying "Yea, like she said!"
Oh - nearly forgot

 

[shmily]

Yep, don't expect the GB to be a happy place to tumble around in, post on the boards before you send out random PMs, and, especially if you are male, don't only post on the female AmPic threads and/or on the SRP board before you send random PMs asking for cyber to nice ladies.

And don't send "Hey, how are you?" PMs if you don't know how else to not be an asshat, but tell a bit about yourself but don't include your sexual desires and dislikes in a first PM.

And try to use correct grammar and spelling.

Good advice

 

[SweetSam42]

Like Dutch said, spelling please, and for the love of god, use punctuation. I'm too old to try to figure out some of these PMs that consist of a paragraph with no capitalization and no periods. So, they're promptly deleted.

I realize folks are on their phones a lot, and I can forgive typos, but please put some effort into looking as if you understand how to construct a sentence. Please.

And get to know a woman a little before you ask if she wants to Skype with you. Just my two cents.

 

[Mr_Jon_Thon]

My one bit of advice: Remember that people can search all your posts, so keep the contradictory and douchie comments to a minimum.

And the GB is fine. Just don't get sucked into the 100 Year War on either side and you'll survive. If you put a select few on ignore, it cleans up nice. That can be applied to most of the forums with similar success.

 

[ChainedUp]

It's July and summer is in full swing. So much so that Lit seems noticeably slower. I don't think that it's that we're any less pervy just more things to do on top of our pervs.

Did someone say on top? I think it's safe to assume that standard missionary is the most frequently used sexual position. But what position do you think orgasms are most achieved? My hunch is something other than missionary.

 

[Mindfondler]

Did someone say on top? I think it's safe to assume that standard missionary is the most frequently used sexual position. But what position do you think orgasms are most achieved? My hunch is something other than missionary.

For my wife, cowgirl (forward or reverse) seems to give the most intense and rewarding results.

For me, doggy position is the best -- and often a great way for us to finish a session.
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[GiggLeGasm]

It's July and summer is in full swing. So much so that Lit seems noticeably slower. I don't think that it's that we're any less pervy just more things to do on top of our pervs.

Did someone say on top? I think it's safe to assume that standard missionary is the most frequently used sexual position. But what position do you think orgasms are most achieved? My hunch is something other than missionary.

It depends on the type of orgasm we're going for. If it's for me and we're looking at orgasms from penetration (not counting fingers).. we're either in a missionary knockoff or I'm on top of him and leaning back a bit. Truthfully though, I think men enjoy entering mid-orgasm.. with the O achieved some other way. that's just my take.

 

[stickygirl]

It's July and summer is in full swing. So much so that Lit seems noticeably slower. I don't think that it's that we're any less pervy just more things to do on top of our pervs.

Did someone say on top? I think it's safe to assume that standard missionary is the most frequently used sexual position. But what position do you think orgasms are most achieved? My hunch is something other than missionary.

I'll go with Gigglegasm here - it depends what you're after. Ok so, my anatomy isn't quite as I'd like, but the emotional connections of face to face, up down or sideways, that affects me most and that helps me get there.
I'd be interested to hear what's best for the guys

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

I'll go with Gigglegasm here - it depends what you're after. Ok so, my anatomy isn't quite as I'd like, but the emotional connections of face to face, up down or sideways, that affects me most and that helps me get there.
I'd be interested to hear what's best for the guys

Easy...from behind....bend over the edge of the bed her feet on the floor...mmmm

 

[Ellafun]

*heavy sigh*

I'll just watch this part of the conversation from over here.

 

[Ellafun]

oh, and as a quick response to the "advice' topic, we *DO* have this old thread still kicking around here:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=457743

 

[ManOSafety]

It's July and summer is in full swing. So much so that Lit seems noticeably slower. I don't think that it's that we're any less pervy just more things to do on top of our pervs.

Did someone say on top? I think it's safe to assume that standard missionary is the most frequently used sexual position. But what position do you think orgasms are most achieved? My hunch is something other than missionary.

On those occasions when it seems like the orgasm is being elusive, she typically wants to move so that she can be on too, getting full penetration and being able to grind her clit against me. Hands grabbing her ass and a mouth on her breasts also seem to help.

 

[BreezySnow]

*heavy sigh*

I'll just watch this part of the conversation from over here.

*sits next to Ella* Been so long I don't know the answer anymore.

 

[stickygirl]

On those occasions when it seems like the orgasm is being elusive, she typically wants to move so that she can be on too, getting full penetration and being able to grind her clit against me. Hands grabbing her ass and a mouth on her breasts also seem to help.

*chews knuckles*

 

[Violetvixen1]

*chews knuckles*

Yup. I think he's (man-o) got the right of it.

 

[SunDevilGirl]

On those occasions when it seems like the orgasm is being elusive, she typically wants to move so that she can be on too, getting full penetration and being able to grind her clit against me. Hands grabbing her ass and a mouth on her breasts also seem to help.

Yes!!!

 

[dutchrain]

A lot of other things are fun too, but what Man said ...
*joins Sticky, Volet and Sun in the knuckles-chewing*

And anything face to face. Or mirror.

 

[jameslewis]

I'd say variations of doggie: great possibilities to angle penetration, hands free to rub, or pinch, spank, penetrate, or just grab the hips and ride like there's no tomorrow. Just so many options in this position.

 

[juicygirlie]

Prefer doggy when I am ready to go, but as long as I have multiple touchpoints going on (boobs/clit) cowboy is a close second

 

[ChainedUp]

Strolls in. Yeah, I'm late, do I need a note?

Apologies, I see them rarely in here. People tend to have a what you see is what you get attitude. Which I like but when there is a misstep shouldn't we say "Sorry" first and then explain that it's "just who I am"?

 

[stickygirl]

Strolls in. Yeah, I'm late, do I need a note?

Apologies, I see them rarely in here. People tend to have a what you see is what you get attitude. Which I like but when there is a misstep shouldn't we say "Sorry" first and then explain that it's "just who I am"?

Are you talking about me and my big mouth ?
Yep, I've trodden on a few toes on Lit but always tried to explain how we got crossed wires via a PM or on the thread. It's in the nature of written chat: in the absence of body language or the natural emphases of spoken words, then slip-ups happen. No system is perfect, but at least we don't have RL bar-room fights.